Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

i am able to read.

I have a small penis

sorry, i am niggar

I know how to use a washing machine.

I play golf on Sunday's after church

kek.
it's true.

I enjoy mayonnaise on sandwiches and I have a peanut allergy.

my grandpa was a guard at Mauthausen

I fuck my sister every Wednesday

I attnd churd with my parents Frank and Cindy, and I host a barbeque every sunday

literally the one thing niggers do well is keep themselves clean.

no, you're not a nigger, you're just an epic shut-in failure who knows not even the most basic of facts about the world.

i own a belt

I dindu nuffin

whats true, that you're samefagging?

Have you personally checked how clean is a nigger?

I didn't like Che Guevara until I found out he was a white supremacist.

I have a job.

I like chicken and watermelon.

I have a job and a child that loves me.

I'm considering shooting up my school

I know who my father is

Did you know that the word NIGGER also spells GINGER?

Not a selfie

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All my friends are still alive

you flatter yourself

I clap when my plane lands.

I'm the OP of this thread. And while I am in fact a faggot, I am not the one accusing you of samefagging, glorious white user.

I know how to swim

I can swim and I get off with warnings from cops.

Is that actually a thing? I've seen threads about this and I thought they were joking. Holy fuck white people are strange.

that prove you are amerifag but does not tell whether you are black or normal

>jews
>white
Nice try, kike

my dad offers to buy me things

I can say stuff like, hey dad.

Suck my cock OP plz.
Dubs demand that you do.

It's not a thing. Every single plane I've been on people were just quiet and tired. Also the one mexican baby who won't shut the fuck up

I once drank smirnoff ice

truss me i am a wite folk shieeeet

Only happened once. We were landing in really nasty weather with absurd turbulence. Kids were screaming and shit. We like listed slightly sideways amd came in fast. Bounced off the runway and had to circle around to try again. Landed really rough but successfully . Collective sigh of relief and people clapped. Other than that never seen it happen. But that shit was definitely scary and now I'm not a huge fan of turbulance

I know my father's name.

I shot up my school

Im a Snowboard instructor

her face looks wonky

When a white person is a criminal, I say "throw his assistant in jail, and toss the parents in, too."

I don't destroy my neighborhood in order to defend the rights of violent criminals that are destroying my neighborhood.

I am black
prove I'm lying

Assistant lmao. Supposed to be ass. Actually the autocorrect made this way more interesting.

I mean, I can kind of see why people would clap but he's just doing his job. Not exactly exceeding and worthy of a clap.

I was completely unharmed after spending an evening partying with an AIDS patient.

I have a stable job, a wife and kids and a 401K

im white

nigger

I have a sunburn.

I have a credit score of 750

It's a 9/11 thing.

so you clap every time you land outside of a tower?

I dont eat KFC

I own guns that stay in safes and I carry legally with a permit and have never had to shoot anyone

Same.

He's still a socialist piece of shit though. He didn't realize he was talented because of his part white Irish ancestory, and thought that the shitskins in South America were being forced to live in squalor by the us and fruit companies and corruption. He should have realized it was because they were fucking sub human trash that were too stupid to fight for themselves and that they would never amount to anything.

I've never purchased a 3 liter of Grape Soda for 89 cents

I've never axed bruv a question

I drink my Percocet with a pomplemousse la Croix

No, its just like "oh thank god, our plane wasn't taken over by a CIA influenced terrorist and crashed into a skyscraper with the intent to start a for profit war. Lets clap our hands".

That's how I look at it

I've only seen it on cheap flights in Europe with Indian passengers clapping.

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my credit score is 789.

What happened to your finger, faggot?

I'm into black and arab chicks

well done

I like Vanilla Ice

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I don't like KFC or watermelons. I do not steal ppls bikes. I think that should prove that I'm white. Oh and I voted for Trump.

how would you?!
>look at that delicious red jelly over there

I pay taxes.

>He should have realized it was because they were fucking sub human trash that were too stupid to fight for themselves and that they would never amount to anything.

prove that you are not lying.

I'm an Olympic athlete, I don't have to prove anything to you!

I didn't get significant scholarships or grants in college with a 3.8 in engineering.

I'll take your word for it. The only thing more pathetic than being subhuman genetic waste would be lying about it.

Whatever you say, Caitlyn.

I am eating cheese plain

Nigger spotted.

I dont like watermelon.

>I can say "thanks for the warning, officer."
>I can swim
>when i couldn't pay for college myself there was no race based scholarship for me and i went out and got a job
>I have a job

I'm white and southern but Cottage Pie is my favorite food ever. Possibly the whitest food of all time.

(OP)
I don't like chicken

I think you're forgetting about banana pudding with nilla wafers 5134

I have a job.

My credit score is over 800

I watched big trouble in little China and liked it

Wait, you're saying non-white people wouldn't like it?

I don't constantly complain about whitey oppressing my people despite nignogs being responsible for slavery in America and less than 1% of white Americans ever owning slaves.

black men like him make me feel bad for blacks. the niggers ruin that entire race.

i always kiss my wifes son tyrone good night

get out of here nigger plant.

I know my dad.

kek

im autistic

I paid 47k in tax this financial year.

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