Chokers tournament when?

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Copa Chokememica

Copa Choka rolls off the tongue better m80

once Germany or Italy is included (with Uruguay) then we can have that tournament and it will be 100x better than anything we've seen

brazil, mexico and england are just garbage, t.bh

every game would be a 0-0 penalty shootout that never ended

I don't think Spain choked, Italy was just way more superior.

This, Spain was at least anywhere near decent.

SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU MY FRIEND BUT WE DO NOT HAVE A TEAM ATM

where's Uruguay

she died, user

We'd lose that too

>losing to croatia
lel

At least they will forget about the 7 0 for a while

shakira shakira

Same goes with England

>spain decent
>87th minute goal to 1-0 czech republic
>lose to croatia without modric
>lose to italy by ONLY two goals

it could've been like 5-0 today if de gea wasn't god mode

not even trying is not choking

Thisso. You can't choke if you're shit from the beginning.

Spain didn't choke, we're really that bad.

Hanging out with the Megalodons

It's called Confederations cup

This.

Ding ding ding

>mexico
>choke

mexico is shit it was even a choke moment we're just shit

>Choker
>When we lost against one of the strongest teams

>semifinal england vs brazil
>after a spectacular 7:7 we are heading to penalties
>penalties never end because noone is able to actually score
>tournament gets aborted

>get to the finals of the World Chokeianship
>get second

Could >our memephis make it happen

You actually need a good team in other to "choke" it, we don't have one, so it's what's expected of Brazil recently.

not so fast

>implying any of these countries would choke against us in the finals

In order, not "in other".

>tfw our best days are over

Umm no. They were shit against croatia

>They decide to use coin flips
>Best of three

have you watched any hockey recently? that's a nice sport

They'll just make both champions. This happened once. Look up Football at the 1975 Pan American games.

nah, brazil is a legitimate choker since 1950.

this

What's worst, losing 7-0 vs Chile or losing 2-1 vs Iceland?

you lost against the champion.. not against some volcanos with legs

>implying Niceland won't win it all

Being 35-0 at half time against Chile and screaming, while crying, that you don't want to play the second half, that you want to be with your mother, on public TV, dressed as a women, isn't even 1% of losing to Iceland.

>some volcanos with legs

sounds dangerous

Losing 2-1 vs Iceland
The 7-0 game vs Chilel was our Z team, remember lad.
Hell even 7-1 falls short to what englel did.

So, you're proposing a Tournament of Shit.

>a final between dutch and argies

a man can dream

>Z team
Just admit you were shit faggot

>People still fall for it

1st place in the CONMEBOL qualifiers

You sure are good at '''''pretending''''' to be retarded, Mexico

It's a national past time.

Top choke matches: Argentina vs Netherlands, Brazil vs England, Spain vs ???

>Brazil vs England

there's no way to compare even Dunga to fifty years of hurt

>argentina vs netherlands final
>argentina loses
>netherlands loses
>the jews win

Uruguay doesn't choke, usually defeats are pretty clear and the team sort of collapses for a period.

except none of those teams will play it

well only Mexico

Netherlands and Argentina are historical chokers but Spain isn't, England has always been overrated as fuck, Brazil is just going through their worst period and Mexico has always been ok at best

The six nations tournament of shame.
Would have playing in a corner of the screen while shitposting loudly.

We are shit
Spain vs Mexico

We aren't bad at penalties, specifically.

I don't think we'd qualify for this

>England
>Mexico
>Choking

because someone was expecting something from those teams?
They get beat by better football nations : chile and iceland, easy as that.

It's like calling Slovakia chokers when they lost against the world champions.

>tfw we share our favourite past time with the bongs

i bet he only listed decent teams
just leave it that way

Pretty much this.

This, we suck.

As someone who only watches combat sports, I don't understand why a team making it to the final and failing is meant to be a bad thing.
Doesn't it mean they're still a damn good team?

La gaaaaarraaaa

>defending mexishits
They were talking about how they would win the Copa all fucking summer. Fuck them
AYYYY PU70

>pu70

Only the cup matters.

Lose and you are literally garbage. Lose frequently and you become a meme

>chokers
>no france
t. 15 year old who started watching football in 2012

Kek

Ajax and Atlanta?

chokers = mufa?

seria mas bien pechear