Tell me your secrets that nobody else knows about you

Tell me your secrets that nobody else knows about you.
>I have to talk dirty to myself to get a erection so I can masterbate
Let it out guys , its safe here

I don't wash my hair every time I shower.. but shhh, don't tell anyone.

I love being fucked by men in the ass, and I am afraid to tell my fiancee.

when i was 16 i had sex with my 22 year old sister after she got dumped and mixed pills with alcohol resulting in a ruffie affect

faggot

I ended up in a Mental Institute for a month after attempting suicide for the 5th time

I care what other people think about me.

Mara doesn't know my secrets.
Mara can't know my secrets.

Stop. This is a NSA trick, they will know everything about you.

yes but my dubs make it fine.

I pee in the sink. Almost exclusively.

I like the cold porcelain on my balls.

How the fuck do you fail five times?

My wife of 10 years has been fucking higher ups in her company to gain promotions

This is probably not uncommon, but I've secretly always wanted to be a girl, like a cute one, but also like super strong or fast like a super hero. Im not into that faggot trap shit, its stuff like waking up one day to find im in another body. I always daydream about being my favorite female protagonists like Samus or Mercy and D.Va as well as beautiful goddesses like Athena or Skadi. I have this copied and post this in all secret threads incase someone actually has an answer for me.

I have a small dick and I lack confidence because of this. I basically act whenever I have sex, so I won't look too pathetic.

i love making girls shit for me

You'd be surprised by my appearent tolerance to bleach and chemicals

>I basically act whenever I have sex, so I won't look too pathetic.
act like what , you have a big cock ? I dont get it

>All these fives.
May as well join the circus then.

I think it's pretty common to wanna be a different gender for a day, or we're fags.

Either God is protecting you from yourself, or you're just doing it wrong.

I've raped two women and I'm waiting for a third.

sauce?

You'll always be a girl to me, bb. :)

Confident. Like "hell yeah I know what I'm doing and I know I'm fucking good at it and you love my dick" but my mind is like "oh, god, what if she doesn't like it?", you know?

Look up Mara Green. Also Maja Greunzeug if you want her animated lolicious counterpart

i have the answer.. it wont happen, because thats impossible in this existence. kill yourself and hope it happens next time.

dude.. get over it. at least you can get laid.

I'm a psychopath, we aren't all serial killers and people don't seem to get that.

I jerk exclusively to gay scat porn

I want my boyfriend to call me his stupid kike and/or nigger slut while he plays the role of a big tough cholo raping me

I don't hate niggers

I once didn't put away the dishes

#scatboi.com

What a nigger faggot

i mentally abuse girls with boyfriends by telling that i love them and making them fuck me but never letting them break up with their boyfriends. they never find out ofc

2016.. Not hating niggers..pleb

I self harm daily and fap twice a guy. I got molested by family when I was younger. I have attachment issues and fuck up with everything. I also have a crush on the girl who just dated my bestfriend.

Nigger why do you think you're keeping them from breaking up with their boyfriends

I'm trying to get with a girl, but one of my friends likes her alot (shes out of his league and she doesnt like him)
She likes me as well
I havnt told him and dont plan on doing so

I am obsessed with incestous hentai please kill me

It's all about hating Muslims now

I'll be your third

I've been posting on Sup Forums.

A guy co-worker and I started being friends with benefits. We see each other at least 3 times a week. Nobody at the office knows we're dating. I even got asked out by a different guy recently.

Oh look, another faggot self diagnosing themselves.

From my research its not even a real diagnosis anymore, it just falls under anti social personality disorder

Tru fam...tru

In time he'll become a chum like the rest of us.

green text?

Just like you op, i'm a faggot.

Had a friend in high school fail 3 times drinking bleach and 1 time drinking draino.

3 years after graduation, he had a great job, just bought a new house, got drunk, fought with his ex on the phone, found out his little bro had fucked her and hung himself.

I secretly believe i might be sociopathic, the only way i understand social situations is by recognizing patterns. Like people will say "why do you sound so angry/happy/sad/condescending/etc?" and ill have no idea what they mean so ill adjust the way i talk and act randomly until they stop. A lot of people say im a great speaker and im so funny and whatever but the truth is i have no idea what im doing, just continuing patterns ive seen work

I find life unbearably disappointing

I'm a straight man, have only ever been with women, yet I jerk off to the thought of sucking dick. I know i'm NOT gay because men do nothing for me, but I get off on the thought of sucking dick.

Same

Same

Samefag. But you need to realize thats gay bro kek

Same here, its pretty helpful when it comes to "making friends". Do you also (almost)never feel anxious, and can you not relate to other people?

I shower like twice a week unless it seems necessary to such as after working out or if I've had a super active day.

This right here.

Is there really anything to look forward to anymore?

That's called autism.

wow you suck at life and death

my girlfriend has a sister.
Her sister gives incredible blow jobs and enjoys golden showers.

Check 'em

I fucked two guys gfs and it haunts me to this day. Now that I'm older I feel nothing but regret about it and have a feeling karma will come my way one day.

Yeah, and i never get reactions from things like other people do. Like the orlando shooting everyone was like "I'm so shocked!" And i couldnt see how since they didnt know the victims, "feel good" stories just seem empty, scary movies do nothing for me. I find ways to play it off but it always seems weird to me and it makes me feel like a freak that i just dont see things the way normal people do

I realize that sounds edgelord supreme but i honestly fucking hate it

Sames bro. Lol

I was diagnosed with aspergers when i was really little, but im pretty sure thats not even a thing anymore so i dont know

Story on both!

This

I'll green text this I guess.
> date girl for 6 year
> love her but she's a shitty person
> cheats on me but imedently breaks it off with him
> I find out, read the text
> know it's over but still angry
> Go on Facebook find who he is
> went through her gps figure out where he live
> he works with her so I know the schedule
> did all this in ten minutes not to much forethought
> wait in the wood outside until he gets home
> dressed in all black with a mask
> run behind clock him in the back of the head
> beat the shit out of him with a breaker bar
> like really just destroyed him
> Go home act natural, she knows somethings up, doesn't know what
> don't sleep, just wait for the police
> go to work wait for police
> start to think he's dead and no one's found him yet
> fight urge to go back to scene of crime
> confront my girlfriend about the affair
> play it cool, just the right amount of mad, just the right amount of not crazy
> and the emmy gos to
> she doesn't suspect a thing
> he doesn't come back to work for three monthes
> apparently he never said anything to My girlfriend after that
> face so fucked up it will never be the same

I don't know why but I never got arrested. I don't know if he never figured it out, or was afraid to do something about it. But it's been three years. I regret it everyday, I am married to that girl, we live in the opposite side of the counrty now, and life's actually pretty good. But I've never done anything to wrong any body before that. And never after that.

It IS a thing, and you described it pretty well.

kek

Its nice to meet someone like me, difference is, I like it a lot. Some more questions, Is it really difficult to disgust you? And i've heard there's a stereotype that psychopaths have a terrible sense of smell, that's definitely true for me, what about you?

As long as she's getting more money for a quick fuck who cares

Yeah, especially with the smell thing i basically cant smell anything except for super strong chemicals. Never heard that before, so thats kinda spooky. If you have any more questions ask away this is interesting

My dad's ex wife sucked my dick when I was 14, shit was cash

I feel extremely attracted to girls that have been sexually abused

Youre probably right, im probably just trying to avoid my potato fate

Firefox is my favorite browser don't tell Sup Forums

Same

Me, too
Always wash my hair seperatly. Just hate washing them under the shower, don't know why

If you hid the bar, got rid of the clothing, and maybe took his wallet to make it seem like theft, you probably could have killed him and gotten away with it.

i am a closet pedophile. No one in this world knows it yet and forever wont.

I go on Sup Forums.

When I shit in public restrooms I wrap my penis in toilet paper because I'm afraid it might touch the rim of the bowl or the seat.

I also shit standing up when I shower and smash it down the drain with my toes.

Im 12 and what is this site?

Yeah there is. Just try to make money and have sex with as many women as you can. Money will help with that.

I know it's materialistic but if for nothing else, you might as well enjoy yourself

They were all posted in under a minute, you fucking retard.

The sweet release of death.

Do you think you will ever act on it user or do you have it under control? Have you ever?

Inb4 "hello FBI hurr durr"
I'm just curious.

i posted her pictures here and helped dox her.

I get hard when i think about all the neckbeards fapping to the tasty little body that used to be mine. Want to be a whore? Now you are the world's whore. Happy anniversary, Bitch.

It was all a hoax, I'm still alive. April fools

Post 'em

That seems like 2 completely different outlooks on germs and life.

different user here, I honestly think you also have some sort of atypical autism. I've been formally diagnosed first with aspergers then with atypical autism

i came on my belly, just for the lulz

Absolutely fucking based man. Good for you

I looked it up and that sounds pretty accurate, got any tips or tricks as one more experienced?