House sitting, what should I do?

House sitting, what should I do?

Search around and find their dildos.
Post results.

Catalog all underwear and find lingerie

jerk off

PANTY BREAD PANTY BREAD PANTY BREAD

post thongs

find nudes on their devices
who is she

rolling
if dubs or higher, you must do it

This.

found a nice little thong

post the back of it

This
This and post
Also access an available pc/laptop/tablet etc and attempt to find saved nudes, post results.

>House sitting, what should I do?

I always worry they have a hidden cam recording me.

Then i get the chicks panties and cum in them 2 times a day.

wash them and put them back.

But i know what i've done, i know

Plot twist, you're on nanny cam.

Find sex toys

no devices, computer, but i cant get into it
found some bras. where would dildos be

Take a scorching hot dump on there bed and post with timestamp.

Search their computers for nudes

Under bathroom sinks, under bed, in dresser drawers towards the back.

hell no man

Cum all over the stuff in that drawer and leave it there

DON'T BE A FAGGOT OP DON'T DO DIS

Photo of the owner of the house?

use a usb flash drive with a linux image like knoppix to boot the computer, it's pretty easy dude

...

are you sure there is no devices? they might be hidden, who are you sitting this house for?

check under bed/mattress

wrong side user, post the back of her tiniest sluttiest stuff, also more about the person you're sitting for?

oh shiitt. what do?

bumping that last part

WINRAR

OP is a sandal wearing faggot who won't reply to posts

abort

Bumping for more posta

What do they smell like?

Describe smell and taste then lube up and use em while wearing her lingerie like a whore

Average stuff

just some friends, sexy blonde

Seconded

Use THEM ALL And Post Pics With timestamp.

find a picture of the owner and post it

Any pictures?

how old is said chick?

just smells like rubber, not tasting that shit

sell those dildos on backpage and buy some better shoes, nigger, damn

Be a man for once in your fucking life and deepthroat the big one

not going to sorry.
shes a milf, maybe 40-45, nice big tits

jizz on the panties already

dubs for truth

You sadden me OP, if dubs you must use all the dildos and post pics.

OP here, can I get an STD from her dildo?

No

Fucken do it faggot

try to find n00dz

Yes

this

Fucking kek

rub fresh chilli on them and put them back.

wouldn't be surprised if she isn't DTF. I'm also sure she has videos somewhere

Yeah, you can.

Not if you clean it first you tramps.

Leave a pic of yourself using that anal bead toy with a note saying

Wishing you were here controlling this toy

why do you say shes dtf?

nah you can't

I hope you're away that most people that have their house watched will have hidden cameras in the shape of ordinary nick nacks. All of your shenanigans are likely on video.

Why would you clean it faggot

Write a note and leave it in the box "Can I use these on you?"

C'mon op don't be fag. Pic of chick

not op.

>underappreciated post
It literally takes very little computer knowledge (considering you've probably spent alot of time on one like the rest of us) to use a linux distro to boot the computer and gain access to the windows partition on the hard drive.
Just think about how nice the tits and fuckhole are on this chick.
There's probably nudes.

Deliver something extraordinary OP.. With time stamp

what she look like

I'm english, manners are our thing.

yep, I've done it plenty of times... that and a keylogger will basically get you whatever you want

do this

Put a nasty snail trail pair on your head and do the panty dance.

what the kek nerds? Is this geek squad

Grow the fuck up you twat

Not tasting it....what a fucking faggot

DUBS. You must now taste the dildos.

Exactly! That's why being just a little alpha and having semi-hot chick friends who trust you because you're pseudo-alpha will always pay off for nerdy fucks like us.

What if it was the guys? He'd be tasting his asshole

I would gladly, and I'd jizz all over them and put them back like a non-faggot OP would do.

dubs speaketh

Post a picture of the Fucken owner

just have a lick then wash your mouth out if you're that much of a fucking faggot op

Pics or your a faggot

I would post Webm of me using all of them with timestamp in lingerie.

Pics of what you dumbass? I'm not OP and am at my own house lmao

Of the underwear he jazzed on you fucken fag

Wear your favorite thong from her clothers OP

Learn to read faggot

sware on yer nan u fackin cant?

I told you guys OP was a faggot a long time ago, they are always cuck faggots on these panty breads

Don't be anymore of a faggot OP, the dubs have spoken.

Sadly I could read this

Timestamp or OP is full of shit. Filenames dont add up

This.

Post panties firsr. Then finds dildoz. Dildo filename implies dildos were found first. Op is a faggot

Wow you guys are legitimately retarded. Sad.

So are you mate

I called him out. OP was a faggot. As usual.

Look in a mirror

Cum inside them, ALL of them and post pics