ITT: We wait

ITT: We wait

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>start farting incontrollably

Hurry up and wait. Story of my life.

Sir please keep it down thank you.

Still waiting.....

Can I go before all of you?? I left the oven on at home.

MODS ARE ASLEEP!

POST WHAT YOU HAVE!

user, the gynecologist will see you now.

I came here for a vasectomy.

"A part him always knew it would be like this: a long period of waiting, followed by the panicked realisation of how late it now was."

Gee, i'm bored. I guess i'm gonna browse Sup Forums on my phone for a little bit.

Ummm...nurse remember that the trans femanon is "transitioning" into a male, so please do be mindful on the pronouns or words you use.

then sit your ass down!

>browse Sup Forums on phone
>see this thread
>wait
>repeat

I'm here to see Dr. Mike Lit

Whoops, wrong faggot. I meant this femanon . I'm sorry for the mistake I hope you don't sue me.

so what are we waiting for?

This is the waiting room to get on the actual waiting room.

Shhh.
Just wait.

Just going to wash my hands in this totally normal, non-pornographic sink.

you're not from around here are you?

I F-ing hate waiting rooms! I'm going out for a smoke, let me know if missed anything.

Gee, I can't wait.

fuck. so when we get to that waiting room, what will we be waiting for?

Would you mind not using the water for more than 5 seconds? I get extreme PTSD whenever I hear water on for more than 5 seconds.

Sure thing pal, but remember that you'll lose your spot on the waiting list to someone else.

An even bigger waiting room, but at least they have more chairs.

Anyone want a snickers?

anybody want to play cards?

Yes but is it glutten free? Tumblr said I shouldn't have any unless its glutten free.

Fine! Opens satchel pulls out fedora. Slips it on and tips brow at OP. Pulls out giant vape and begins puffing mango pineapple nicotine infused water vapor. I'm not losing my place in line!

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Sir, out of respect for the rest of the people here, would you mind quietly waiting for your turn?

I'm the snickers man, I have all types. *Hands you a gluten free snickers*

> snatches deck

No but wanna see a magic trick?

so anyway jim how you been, the last time i see you youre smoking some fucking cristal man

Fine by me user. Btw, would you mind telling me the story of when you found out you were gay?

I can play cards quietly

no

I finish my snickers and begin to eat another.

my name is Mike asshole.

gonna order us some food while we wait, what does everybody want?

Sure thing. May take a bit, hope you have time.

have you ever considered changing your last name?

YOU ARE GOING DOWNTOWN MOTHERFUCKER

can I haz cheezburger?

Can I have anything that doesn't have a mother?

A large order of Fried Titties and a medium Pepsi

I AM A PATIENT BOY

Mike jim it was the matter back in the day you can suck an old mans dick for some meth or heroin ....

Are we in purgatory?

I wait I wait I wait I wait

MY TIME IS WATER DOWN A DRAIN

zzzzzzzz

could you not say it out loud ya dickhead!

Everybody's moving, Everybody's moving

*Intercom begins to make noise*
Is there a...Jonathan Smith here? Jonathan Smith? You are next sir.

EVERYBODY'S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING

>be me.
>6 years old
>parents take vacation.
>stay with wealthy uncle.
>fuckyeahpool.gif
>play close your eyes and guess the fruit.
>always lose.
>14 years later.
>college
>suck off my roommate.
>realize I love the cock.
>now isles win the fruit game.

Ummmm....excuse me. I am the receptionist and I am sorry to inform you that due to a computer error you will all need to redo the initial paperwork and be put on another waiting list. I'm sorry.

That's ok. Thanks.

BULLSHIT tell the Doctor I need to speak with him!

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i need to speak with the doctor now
we had a meeting at 1:00 A.M to deal with my quad ass cheek problem

I'm not touching those magazines........think of all the sick people that touched those magazines.....

not as contaminated as your mom

tell that fucker it's an emergency

Excuse me sir but do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ

Look, i'm sure all of you are in a hurry but let me remind you that my lunch break started 5 minutes ago so fuck off while I try to eat my ramen in peace.

Guys this is an exclusive Atheist only clinic where they cure pain and disease through medicine, therapy and science not prayers, miracles, or imaginary friends. Please see yourselves out before I throw my fedora at you.

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Don't make me angry because remember that I decide wether you are kept on the right waiting list or if your paperwork is misplaced and you have to come back tomorrow and try again.

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bitch I saw you take his paperwork and throw it on the "to shred" pile

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Don't call me no bitch. I let u knoe dat Marquisa ain't no bitch. Mama didnt raise no bitch so no call me no bitch.

I...uh...fine...Dr. Mengele will see you right away sir.

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> busts out yoga mat
> starts doing yoga

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"Krankenschwester, bereiten diesen Mann für die Chirurgie und Präparation!"

We'll be with you in just a moment missgeburt.

>arrive.
>see everyone waiting.
>leaves

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