OH SHIT

OH SHIT

YOU HAVE JUST ENCOUNTERED FRANK HORRIGAN (999 hp)

GET SINGLES AND YOU DIE

GET DOUBLES AND YOU HIT HIM (10 hp)

GET TRIPS AND YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT(50 hp)

GET QUADS AND DO SUPER CRITICAL HIT(100 hp)

ROLL QUINTS AND DO AN INSTANT KILL

here goes

Fuk u

oh no

Oh, swell...we're doing this shit again...

Die evil turd!

Rollin

off to a good start

WITNESS ME!

O Shi

please don't hurt me

Rides over, mutie

mediocre.

Good Luck Frank

SAVE ME MOOOOOOOTTTTT

ravioli ravioli

HIT IT!

Hey frank, how does my dick taste?

roll

I like nigger females

Time to die, Frank.

Roll

Answer me one simple question robot: what is love????

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A swing and a miss

I've got this

ok

*robot can't compute, fries circuits and dies*
We win team! Let's go for sundaes

Well that went better than expected.

Do i live?

Power armor irl

DIE CIS SCUM

I am autist.

If you're gunna swing, just swing at me dude. I got files on top of files for me to swing back at.

CALLING ALL ERD RANGERS

You're going to die Frank! By my hand!!

Tentatively, I'll take a swing.

Ko

WITNESS ME

only two dubs so far? you guys are a bunch of losers

roll

ora ora ora ora ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat this

Stand back guise I got this

You can stop trying. He's dead....

See?

And this

>implying super solider frank horrigan is a robot

guess again mutie

Stop. He's already dead.

Robots can't process human emotions

Uhhhhh even if he passes the Turing test he's still a robot. My simple query on that most basic emotion - love - I'd enough to instantly thwart him

Die die die die

Bumble, I choose you!

I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A RED HEADED STEP CHILD

it's a mutant human with a mega super power armor, you faggot

You're wasting your time. Thread over. His circuits are blasted. He's deactivated

die

>valiant attempt

Did you even look at the picture you clod? It's a fucking robot

>smh
>summer comes early

fuck u dieeeee

I just want to go home

do you even fallout bro?

Stop wasting time. The robot is neutralized

Ride's over, mutie.

3/10 shit bait but i laughed

pew pew pew

Done. That was easy

Second trips he ded

Whatever. Just let me die.

Yes. I beat all three on expert.

Don't even lecture me. You're the moron who can't even recognize a basic robot

No

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>samefagging this hard

Great

Exactly! The old love question gets em every time

not even close

But Frank isn't a robot! he's a enclave soldier who got turned into a super mutant and was enhanced with armor, and maintained his intelligence due to low exposure to rads! Learn the lore, please!

No need to roll. I just throw my toe at him.

Go back to redit worthless tool
>smh

all those faggots saying a robot will fall because love

like you can ask politely to someone who is trying to kill you "what is love?"

It just burns my heart seeing blatant ignorance of really good lore!

He's clearly a robot. Did you even play the game? It's not a fps bro, you gotta read the story.

It's all laid out. You just gotta pay attention

That question will stop any robot in its tracks guaranteed

I know right? What game were you even playing you thought it wasn't a robot

Look, at least youre civil about it, but look here. This is from his official page.

"Sometime between 2236 and 2238, Frank Horrigan underwent his transformation into a super mutant. During this period, he was kept under heavy sedation and operated on by Enclave technicians and scientists under the directions of Dr. Charles Curling. Following testing in January of 2239, it was decided that Horrigan should be activated for field operations.

After a series of successful and bloody missions ending in March of 2239, the Enclave created a modified version of power armor specifically to encapsulate Horrigan's bulk. From this point forward, Frank was "married" to his suit. He could not be separated from it as it continually pumped him full of drugs, acting as a "life support."

Also, if you look at his sprite, his skin is CLEARLY green, the same color as other mutants, in fact!

Hes basically Darth Vader, but a mutant!

the great bait- by video Sup Forumsrinquedo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Satanic Trips should be double-trips.

>implying some fanfiction shit is official
>implying a metal frame is skin

Fuck off troll

I know better, but I cant let him misinterpret the lore without being corrected! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

...failure indeed

Dude Darth Vader was a man in a suit, that's a robot. Huge difference

trips of truth

Look here, NigNog, that aint fan fiction, that's official lore! Also, why the fuck would they paint just his arms, the NON METAL SKIN ON HIS ARMS, PLUS HIS EXPOSED FINGERS, GREEN? I know its b8, but show some fucking respect!

"Death."

Still at -240 Hp

Die!

Nigga.

Samefagging. Fuck off, I'm trying to educate this reddit summer poser

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yes.