NZ / New Zealand thread

NZ / New Zealand thread

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Fuck off ya cunt, if you're not watching rugby you're a faggot.

Why are IDs even gone?

any horny aucklanders around?

I didn't even know the rugby was on. Who's playing? All Blacks vs Warriors or something isn't it?

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>Christchurch

Queenstown here

Poofta

upperhutt reporting

based on experience... their is nothing different from auzzies and kiwis they actually the same

New Zealand culture is so fucking gay. All your sports are shit. And Paul Henry represents a significant number of you perfectly. You're all fucking gits and your women are frumpy sluts that can't fuck well.

I'm not gay, I'm just vastly more intelligent than plebeians like yourself. You wouldn't understand.

we can deal with rain

Dunners reporting.

On the subject of big sporting events, 24h of Le Mans is this weekend. Couple of kiwis are racing. Does anyone give a fuck?

>timaru with a helpful tip for winter

Replace the wrench with your hands and you'll warm up too!

I'm not even in a gang ya cunt. AB's just scored another try! Fuck yeah almost spilled my fucking lion red.

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I'm in totara Park

one of my favs

sux to be you

sorry to here

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Why?

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dunedin user, where you at, i made dumplings

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if you're not from waikato you're technically an arab

>implying i'd ever wear polka dots
plus she doesnt have enough facial hair to be me, im more pic related

Why?

Fucking Wales just scored twice. Fucking coconuts in the blacks can't tackle. Deport the cunts.

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i see ids are gone.. where are you from?

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South waikato there.

they look pretty arite man. you dont fry your dumplings?

Kebabs are love.

Kebabs are life.

anyone else here queenstowner

Proper chink dumplings are actually served with a soup & are soft.

yeah i know but fried ones are shitloads better

Isn't New Zealand a province of Australia?

Fuck yea invercargill

is islander pussy even good

Queertowner? Go find your boyfriend somewhere else ya cunt. We won the rugger, gunna go get more shitfaced & start a fight in town.

kind of like how the vatican is a province of italy

sometimes I fry, sometimes I do gyoza half/half style

that's my jam. fried with a oil and a little water in the bottom and a plate on the pan. chur dumplings.

And the cold

That's so sad, man. I moved to middle north island recently and it's way better there.

Dunedin checking in

Also timaru, whats on tonight fellow degenerate?

I normally do it that way too, but I bought a bamboo steamer and wanted to try it out

I think it too far past your're bedtime to be going to town young man.

after a t in napier, taradale road. can anyone help?

salty aussie detected

no shit, im over at flanders, may be able to help you suss

I think you'll find it's the other way around mate

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das a nice dick. Also I know a malakai in dunedin lel

youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8

LOL FUCKING HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY DO THAT BEFORE HEY EVERYBODY CHECK OUT THIS LE EBIN TROLL XD

..>get out now

i would be keen, only have enough money for one or two though. New to this town city and having trouble sleeping. would help out a shit tonne

>town city
fucking kill myself, too tired to even make sense typing

New Zealand is still a country?
I thought it was just an Aussie meme.

seems like a great way to get v& tbh fam

Yeah. And they're using the wrong flag.

I have no interest in watching men in tight clothes fondle each other. Seems kinda gay.

Fuck you ya cunt. Got beaten in the rugby last week, prolly will again. That means you're all gay. Aussie cunt.

Also you cunts are racist. And your abos are fucking ugly.

Where da dunedin nudes at?

There's a Totara Park in South Auckland and it's actually very nice.

Fuck yeah, especially at this time of night.

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Oh that's where you are? I'm in Manurewa.

Not an Aussie. My country actually matters.

Yeah your probably right

good old shrek

Nobody's country matters. All its giving you is your accent.

got no gf lads

I don't know if she's from Dunedin because I need to sort my nudes folder out.

>twilight

yeah nah fuck that m8

Yeah. I actually live in totara park, near some houses. Im stealing their wifi lol. gotta get them dank memes y'namsayin

>sociology faggot

Everything about this

So you're homeless?

Gr8 b8 m8

We are slightly less racist towards niggers.

This Conan movie on TV2 is pretty good.

Mine does. And my accent is the closest to the Queen's English unlike the gutter talk you kiwis and Aussies have.

Why are you watching a movie on TV dipshit enjoy your ads

Congratulations on your inbreeding

I'm staying at the exs looking after my boy while she's out rooting and drinking

Get the fuck out of my country terrorist.

True.

Guys, I need to find a trap. A real one. As in like, not just a crossdresser from K Road. I swear it's like they don't exist in this country.

How do.