Hopeless Romance edition

Hopeless Romance edition

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carfag from last thread, startin it off before sleep

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Cool

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So i met a guy and had a fun ninsexual night with him.
I wanna date him
We agreed to a few more meetups before deciding.
I so want this to happen

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see ya later mate

Nice. You guys just do oral?

That's it, have fun, an gnight
good luck

cya

Maybe it'll happen, maybe it won't

That's a nice way to start

Nah just a movie and walk in park. Nothin sexy yet.
Hes a whole head taller than me. (Roughly 6'4)
I asked for a hug and then never wanted to get go.

I think it should

Dats so gay

I know right. When he hugged me tho omg i wanted to be like that forever.

Got boners on 3 seperate occasions just talking to him. Not even about lewd stuff.

Aww. But he is interested in you yes? I'm new here. Mostly interested in shota but getting into ferals

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We're interested in eachother quite a bit

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you should fuck

I'm 6'7 and my bf is 5'2 so I can relate lel

That is not the right image.

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OP IS OUT!
NIGHT BITCH-LINGS!

it's 6:30am here fuckhead

good night homo

is this thread dead?

>Be me
>Straight
>Have Bisexual friend
>Realize I like dick
>Fall hopelessly in love with friend
>He has a girlfriend now
>Everyone says how much of a perfect couple they are
>He wants me to be his best man at the wedding
>Cry myself to sleep

probably

it's your fault isn't it?

I charge $4,000 per job, $500 upfront. Give me an address.

Maybe I did

I'd like to think this is a joke.
Although I resent her, I know she's a good person, and she makes him happy... So thanks for the offer, for whatever services you're implying, but no thank you.

damn you frank

But it's the perfect opportunity to get close to him friend. There are few times more intimate than the grieving process.

Maybe your cars ran over the thread and now it's in critical care

some of these cars would be in worse condition than the thread in that case

post sexy gifs

but I don't have any car gifs

sexy gifs of things not cars

Tempting offer, but I'd never want something like that to happen to them.

I'll do it for free. No matter how humble you are you and I both know that deep down you would be infinitely better for him.

like... people?

well of course

Can do!

hng

oh you like that gif do you?

I'm like 90% sure this is a joke, but on the off chance you're legit, thanks but my mind is going to some dark places at the moment and I'd like to stop replying before anything happens

You always find the best shit

it's a talent I have I guess
I also really liked that guy

It's a talent worth having

It's entirely your choice. If you want to live the rest of your life in regret while your soul mate is slowly devoured by a succubus then so be it.

of course, got heaps of this shit too

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How much have you dug up recently?

FUCK YEAH!!! i wanna be both of them!

I have over 500 of these images now, can't say how many recently

> came to fap

> Loneliness sets in

> Realize am jealous of the genuinely happy couples

> Didn't want to fap anyway

>came to fap
>someone is offering to murder a bitch to open up a relationship opportunity

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In all fairness it's a completely justifiable act.

It'd be weird to be both at the same time
God damn

>Tfw I'm still monitoring this thread for a good fap.
I came for feels and faps, not someone offering to kill someone for me. But thanks to that guy

This reminds me - if that user ever changes his mind he's more than welcome to stop by Sonny's in the 12533.

I'm going to check something in MGSV, hopefully I have enough gifs and captchas done until I get back

pft, that's nothing

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damn son

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Now THIS is God's work.

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Moar

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Saved
I quite like the gay porn over the cars

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>the mafia browses gfur threads

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don't make me choose

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>be gay
>first bf caught in bed with a hooker
>second bf beat the shit outta me, dumped me then he left me heartbroken
>both of them were respectable lawyers
>im_just_looking_for_love.gif

Why can't I get a decent boyfriend who will share the same love as me?

>inb4 an hero immediately

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