Daily Sup Forums fight thread. Today's theme: white knighting
Can you hold your own in a fight?
>what's your age, height and weight?
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
>19, 6'3, 78 kg
>no martial arts, a lot of sports
>only defend friends/gfs, don't think that counts as whiteknighting
>been bottled and tazered, both hurt a fair bit.
>what's your age, height and weight?
I'm 32. 6'1", 180lbs
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
I did professional MMA for a time. Loved it but the brain trauma and pay wasn't worth it, moved on to real estate. Fought for great organizations too. I was versed in Dutch kickboxing, with a BJJ ground base.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Between the ages of 19-23 I regularly fought on behalf of batches so that I could fuck them. It worked most of the time but once I got crabs from one chick I stopped giving a shit and matured.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
A deep heel hook
did you get tazered by police?
What's the difference between a deep heel hook and a heel hook? Did you tap btw?
No, I got tazered by a guy I headbutted.
Went down, but managed to get up before he could hit me with it again and fucked his shit up.
shiet nigga where did he taze you? I never knew that would be enough to bring someone down.
The difference is I didn't tap
Was getting your tendon fucked up worth the 2 seconds of ego boost you had for not tapping?
Got me right in the stomach cus I had my hands on his collar.
I can tell you, when someone pushes one of the police grade ones into your core, you fucking fold. Thought I was going to piss myself tbh, it hurts a lot.
>21, 6'4, 85kg
>Ex Military
>Just beat a guy to a pulp over a random chick, got poon tho
>Some Cunt hit me in the ribs with a pry bar, couldn't breath
why were you fighting in the first place? And did you know he had a tazer or was it a surprise?
Fucking hell did your ribs break? Was he trying to mug you or what?
Nope. It was during my asshole times, at 22 or so. Still went on to have a fairly nice career
its dumb not to tap, if you realize there's nothing to do and the technique performed to a degree of no return, there is no bravery in passing out or getting a limb fucked.
24, 6ft, 67kg
about 6 months of judo and kung fu
not really, but been in a couple of fights for other reasons
probably a hard punch to the ribcage
>what's your age, height and weight?
27, height about 5.71 ft. weight about 229 lb extra brought shoulders and back
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
practiced stick fighting for about 3 years
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
beat up a guy that was molesting a girl in the streets
told him to piss of
ignored me
???
PROFIT
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
wile stick practice my tutor shoved me over
fell on my back
i am not one to fall easy >low point of weight cause small and brought shoulders
took my right leg with the sick and one foot and bend it 90° to the right than lifted it up
i have never felt this much pain in my life
>probably a hard punch to the ribcage
during kung fu practice?
>27, 6'7 290
>6 years juijistu, 2 boxing, 1 rugby, ex military
>Never had the occasion. Very little violence in my area. Been in fights though.
>Dude slapped me in the face once so I shattered one of his ribs with a cross kick.
Didn't even mean to. Just saw red.
What other fights you been in?
>during kung fu practice?
nope it was before i did martial arts I always liked to fight to I bugged my house mate to fight me, he had been in the army and completly destroyed me
>25, 6'2 85kg
>did kickbox for a while until i got sick, now just train with weigths sometimes
>not that i remember
>im a pretty nice guy so dont remember fighting anyone seriously since childhood
2 broken ribs, He tried to mug me but when he saw me collapse he ran. I had $400 on me that night
How does that even feel, were you able to walk? Was this a surprise attack?
>Height/weight?
I am 21, 5'3, 117lbs
>martial art?
Nope
>have you ever whiteknighted?
I stepped in for friends sometimes.
>what was the most painful technique used against you?
I went to a borderline all Hispanic school because my stepdad was Dominican. The girls there used to jump me regularly because I was the only half-black girl in the school.
I'd fight back but never got out of it well. Worst was when I got stabbed by some ghetto latinas in the thigh and abdomen with a pen. Shit went deep too, and I was already being put in a chokehold by some giant bitch at the same time.
I was fighting because my friend hit one of his.
I obviously didn't know he had one or I would have been a bit more careful kek
Tits or gtfo
>stabbed by a pen
>most painful experience
My own friend put a ballpoint through my left hand and we thought it was the funniest shit ever.
Further proof that having a vagina is life on easy mode.
Felt like some one held a hot poker in my side, I could stumble to nearest house, I been followed by him for sometime, I was waiting for him to swing first however he swung with a pry bar instead of a fist. Still smacked him so hard in the jaw I felt something give way
mostly fist fights in bars, bottled a guy once, last one was last saturday, just a couple of punches
once got beat up by my 130 kg friend for punching him in thee dick...twice...
mirin stats
what branch of the military?
>46, 6 ft, 80kg
>29 years martial arts
>defend a woman
i was 21 walking to meet some friends and a guy was slapping a woman in the head, i hauled him off and hit him so hard in the mouth there were shreds of skin sprayed across my jacket sleeve. I saw movement to my right and just missed getting the heel of her shoe in my right temple, it bounced off my head/shoulder. I stepped back confused and just split.
Took me a while to work it out. Years later saw a tattood shit of a man slap the cigarettes out of his bitch's hands then when she bent over to pick them up he pushed her ass with his foot to send her headfirst into a stack of chips. This was inside a gas station. We both laughed, it was funny and by then i'd learned that some women will stay with an abuser they see as a protector and some women seek out abusers like abusers seek out victims.
>most painful technique used against you in a fight
any time a nard gets hit
>what's your age, height and weight?
20, 5 foot 6, 145
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Did wing chun for a while, spar regularly with friends who know a lot of MMA BJJ and a bunch of other shit, I get my ass handed to me, but I learn a lot.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Never had it get to exchanging blows but I stepped in to back up a friend after some group of teens wanted to start some shit with a friend of mine (he did not need my help, a south korean body builder with a 3rd degree black belt in TKD, but he was a friend_.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
In a real fight, punched a kid in the back of the head a couple times, pulled his eyelids and head back, scooped sand in his face with the other hand and them slammed his head back into the sand and punched him a few more times. (done within 300ft of the schools officer with no fucking repercussions, a month later, randall gave me his number to hangout, never did though, hope he's okay)
Age/height/weight
22, 6'00" 228 pounds
Martial art:
Nope
Ever white knighted:
Stepped in when a guy wouldn't leave a girl alone at a bar in university, started by trying to talk it out. ended up breaking his nose and tossing him halfway across the room into some tables after he sucker punched me in the jaw
Most painful technique:
The above mentioned sucker punch
>half-black
i bet ur hot af, any pics , no need to show face
Marine, Combat Medic
>any time a nard gets hit
how often does that happen in martial arts? thought that would be an illegal move
> Years later saw a tattood shit of a man slap the cigarettes out of his bitch's hands then when she bent over to pick them up he pushed her ass with his foot to send her headfirst into a stack of chips.
That's hilarious
Can happen by accident, people can do it to try to wreck you or if they are just being shits.
Worst is when you fight in someone else's house and they keep trying to hit your groin to make you stumble so their ref or whoever can step in and call it a knockout. Asians are the worst for crap like that.
Nah
Okay that's cool man. I'm not here to brag about anything. Getting jumped and fighting multiple people almost daily was not fun.
Whoops, used AGAINST me not BY me, misread.
Rolling wing chun punches to my face until I gave up
>Worst is when you fight in someone else's house and they keep trying to hit your groin to make you stumble so their ref or whoever can step in and call it a knockout. Asians are the worst for crap like that.
by house you mean someone else's gym or actual home?
has anyone ever tried that shit on you?
I don't know user... I don't have any photos that are like, revealing
18
185cm 70 kg
Judo, blue belt
No
Kicked in the balls
>Rolling wing chun punches to my face until I gave up
tapping to strikes...
then take some baby
>18, 5'5, 70 kg
>taekwondo (did football for some time so seemed like best option)
>haven't whiteknighted but got into a few scraps, no one on one except for some tournaments
>pipe slammed upward the nose
he sat on my chest and kept going, at that point the fight only went on because I kept fighting him
I miss highschool.
>>pipe slammed upward the nose
how the fuck did this happen?
>35 now, 17 when this happened
>188cm
>118kg. Combination fat, but also muscle. >Deadlift 230kg.
>no actual fighting skills
>walks around a corner
>this guy hiding behind the corner smacks this brick in my face
>gets up and start chasing him
>he start screaming about "this faggot's trying to give me his aids. He's bleeding everywhere. HELP HELP SAVE ME FROM FAGGOT
>Eventually I stop chasing him
>Bruise to face, nothing serious
>Next day at school, everyone has heard his story
>Apparently I cut myself with a razor and chased after him trying to give him AIDS. Because everyone knows faggots have aids.
>2016
>He just married his boyfriend
don't have to be revealing however you feel mlady
*tipsfedora*
Gary'd
Fucking faggots lying about the worst damage they've taken. For Christ's sake. 18 yo 5'5 faggot talking about a pipe smashed upward his nose? Get fucking real
channing tatum can pound me into the ground anyday he wants
Wtf is that picture supposed to show?
I meant like in their competition or training hall or whatever. Where they run stuff.
I've beaten people in sports martial arts and lost because the room is basically a bunch of cousins. I was last minute replacement for a 100kg guy in a tournament in Northern Territory, Australia. One of those funky All Styles things. Opponent tried to leg sweep me, then kick to groin a few times. Choy Li Fut kung fu was basically a room full of midgets who wanted to cheap-shot you and call it a win.
Generally martial artists of all kinds are tough respectable people who know you don't last long with a reputation as a shitter or a nutcase, it's the reason Charlie Zelenoff is still alive.
Nigger i got a fucking papercut when i was jerking off to a thai ladyboy porn magazine in Vietnam. I took the pain because i fucking love america.
>what's your age, height and weight?
31, 5'11, 217 lbs.
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
A lot of greco-roman when younger; don't really 'practice' anymore.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Only situation I can think of was when waiting at a trolley station - skinny little guy is mad at this girl for running out on him or something - barely listening - but he started to get very aggressive so I kept close until he ends up pushing her; nothing special, whipped him around a bit and he ran off.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I was stabbed in the hand once, down in between my pinky and ring finger; other than that, I've never really fought someone who had 'technique'; those guys don't seem to go around picking fights too often. Besides the stabbing, don't think I ever got properly hit out of maybe a dozen fights I've been in.
>20 5'10 80kg
> gymnast,so good strength nice reflexes and perfect body control, not much fighting experience
> stepped in for friends sometimes
> got a punch to my chewing muscle that caused a hamstring
If true, holy shit.
Fine, here.
I don't want to hijack the thread. Yes my hair is dyed. And at the time I was wearing my hair in its natural curls so I looked more visibly ethnic. I know I have crazy eyes.
I live in the UK now.
>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 5'7" manlet, 60 kg small manlet
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
about a few months of BJJ. Shit's hard.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Lead a pretty vanilla life so far. Fooled around with a friend once - he did some kungfu punches and I instantly went for double underhook and locked in a half-assed guillotine. Laugh was had by all.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
A spastic bjj partner headbutted me straight on the nose REAL hard. The most irritating thing about nosebleed are the clots, I found out. Weeks went by and I still had to dig up some of them.
Maori guys legs
I honestly don't know. Was at a riot all I remember is some fucker hitting my face with a length of metal pipe. That shit floored me instantly.
Thank you for your service
>half black
>dominican dad
Bullshit
> 18, 188 cm, 70 kg or so
> none
> no
> none
Don't fuck up a guillotine
that's fucked up, gotta be careful who you train/compete with
>26
>6'4
>260LBS
>karate (young), BJJ, Manadock
>no
>none (since i carry a firearm, and do not engage in fights, only self defence, if needed, and to this day had not been needed.)
I never served, i was there for the drugs and prostitutes.
Dumbass, my biological dad isn't Dominican. Didn't I say he was my stepdad?
did you get knocked out with that punch breh?
Shut up bitch you're still not half black
Thank you for your service.
Whatever, you obviously know more about my genetics than I do. Clown.
>The most irritating thing about nosebleed are the clots
Sounds like you blew your nose after the hit. You really want to, but you shouldn't, you end up with clots everywhere, in the tube between your mouth and ear as well as fucking up your eyes.
Made sense that you gave up to ground and pound. Shit's nasty, and usually inexperienced people in your position would panic and roll over, unwittingly giving up their back (which is even worse).
The moral of the story is don't get to that position (having someone sit on your chest) in the first place!
You're kind of a big guy.
What do you do?
>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 186cm, 66kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
boxing for 5 months now
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
nope, there was never a reason to
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
knee in my face while my hands where held back
so, so close...
Why yes, I did know that.
What do you guys think of judo and bjj, are these grappling sports good in a fight?
>knee in my face while my hands where held back
wtf story?
I would do a good one but we were just fooling around and pushing my hand up his windpipe was probably gonna make me look like an asshole.
Please sir and madame, I would like you to fight as I do believe the most painful techniques used against you would be to attack your feelings.
Yes they are.
Judo throws are HARD. Most streetfights end on the ground, but realistically if you get a hard hip throw onto concrete there is no fucking way they are going to get up.
27 5'9 170-190
Kickboxing and judo
Not to defend but for comeuppance
Someone dateraped this girl I was seeing so I knocked his teeth out. It wasn't really a fight he was scrawny and younger.
Dunno, I guess one time before Iearned to fight some strong nigger got upset with me over something and punched me in the same spot on my jaw like 20 times before walking away. It wasn't too bad at the time but it was all swoll up for a few days and later that night i was feeling it
Yeah, I learned that the hard way, it was only after that guy left for the navy that I properly learned how to fight, not that I'm that good either but still.
what I know now would have helped greatly then.
Didn't blow it, but the headbutt was so clean the blood flowed out like a river.
hooked up with a halfblack girl from uk the last summer and since then i have a huge fetish
expected to see a more exotic girl but nevertheless you're a beauty and thanks for sharing the pic, have a nice day
Especially if you go into side saddle after a hip toss
It's cool you rekt his shit but honestly guys who do that kind of shit are usually pretty violent. If you live in his area he will probably jump you one day
>>what's your age, height and weight?
19, 1 Meter 80 something, 86kg
>>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
I did judo as a kid
>>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
No, I'm a pussy
>>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I've never been in a proper fight
Yeah I usually have my hair in curls and in black. But hey, just took a picture of my current appearance, thanks
>20, 178cm, 78kgs
>taught basic boxing as a kid. Played Australian Rules Football all my life, plus some rugby.
>have fought to protect people before
>my friend was getting jumped in high school by a bunch of Asians, he deserved it but it was like 8 on 1 so I went in to break it up. Got stabbed in the shoulder.
I'm not in middle school, so I don't get into fights.
>what's your age, height and weight?
21 6'1 185
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
bjj and some boxing
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
only once
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
got headbutted and jumped by 3 guys, shit sucked pic related was the aftermath
I'm big enough to just fall on people to end a fight
I'm a.big black motherfucker, 27, 6 ft 5, 230.
No martial arts, but random brawling.
Whiteknighted? I'm actually a mellow guy with the appearance of an asshole. I haven't been in a position to white knight...
Got shanked in a brawl.
Gary