User, if you died tonite, what would be your biggest regret ?

user, if you died tonite, what would be your biggest regret ?

The One That Got Away

dying

Screwed up with S...

She was really on to me, and really horny aswell. But I was too dense to play the "game".

I still think about what could have been. I want to rub her huge breasts and titfuck them.

not taking enough ecstasy last night

No regrets.

That i didnt rape my crush

DEGENERATES BE G O N E

Not curing death.

Not trying harder to have a threesome with Lauren and Tamar.

Staying with my current gf instead of the amazing girl i met on tinder in between breakups

>ecstacy

It was probably bath salts dude don't worry.

Not taking the chance when I had it.

wasting my time in your dumb thread

That time I had whiskey dick while I could fuck the hottest girl i've ever met. Like Jessica Alba hot.

That i wasnt strong enough

>not getting tested & self-tested stuff from deepweb

Not murdering my ex

Living till now

>not having a bf who likes to anal-rape me

not having gay sex tbgh famalamalam

That I never got to really live

All these emo posts.

Guys, if she "got away" the relationship probably would have been shit and one sided or she was probably actually a giant cunt and you've deluded yourself into thinking she's great.

Women are not worth dwelling on. You are men, act like it, and if you do a nice girl that will treat you right will come along eventually. She'll probably be Asian, Latina, or Black though because white girls are incapable of treating a man right.

submitting all those zero days, could have cause mayhem

Tomorrowland logo, where are the Mitsubishis you degenrate fucking millennial

Not being a proper husband and a better father.

Spending too long on Sup Forums with you retards

Ahh touche. I take it back - so many young fags these days taking fake molly.

Hey what deep web sites are still running? Last I was on was agora and that's gone now.

kek

Dad?

YOU'RE A RETARD!

There's still time user! Do it before it's too late. Unless your ex is an Asian girl that's now married and living in Atlanta. Then don't do it.

No regrets, just unfinished business.

doing my girlfriend on her rags

not realising all the opportunities i had with girls who gave me hints. like for fuck sake i slept with a girl who was single and had asked me that same night if i would fuck her. for fuck sake every fucking day i regret not screwing that bitch the the sun rises

Kek. Truth

That I never bought that boat

29.99 is a hard offer to refuse but you did it, you fucked up not buying that toy boat

I'm probably older than you and more with the times, get over yourself.

alpha bay

all the things that could've been.

they're inevitable though, i'm fairly satisfied with my life as it is.

no ragrets

I'm sorry I was so gay and fucked all of your friends, son.

Not dying sooner...

Not having my PC set up to delete fucking everything automatically if I don't tell it not to every two days.

I'm going to look into that right now.

What's going on here? Look at all them goodies

Not taking everyone with me.

Share some

cp?

I never got to be a cute girl.

being born

Thank you kind sir.

Pre ordering the first watch dogs game. Why god?!?!?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ANOTHER

Not CP. Loads of other weird shit that I'd never want my family to see, though. Mostly legal.

That I left my computer on with my rule 34 folder open.

gonna kill myself this week, don't really regret anything, just don't see my life getting better in the future

I see what I would think is nitrous, acid, mushrooms, and molly. Not sure what the others might be.

Not dropping everything and not going adventuring.

I have more or less done everything else, made friends, enemies, lovers, tried this and that. I have said lots of things I was affraid to say and saw the results and I have done things I was affraid to do before.

True adventures is what's missing.
On a lighter note - I just quit job yesterday and for the next 2 years will do exactly that.

That's the spirit user!

Being an autistic fuck, not even able to talk to girls but always horny as shit.

Stuff from over the years. I only have some 1p-lsd now for a few trips.
>250 hits 1p-lsd
>300 hits 1p-lsd (seperate from first, back when it was still legal)
>25 hits 1p-eth-lad
>~2 grams dmt
>nitrous oxide (combines really well with everything, by itself it's meh)
>LSD
>salvia 25x
>p. cubensis shrooms, also bought legally in holland back in the day

...

just find a new one.
I am 30 y.o. have had crushes and broken hearts etc.

For experience - whenever you think that one person is the special irreplacible one, you will find another. I bet.

No matter how special you think someone is, they aren't. There are millions like them, with almost the same experiences, looks and thoughts.

I want to do this too when I have the money. How much have you saved up for this adventure or are you just going on foot?

Exact same situation here for 2 years ago mate. And i know it sounds corny,
but just do it, 20 y/o and fucked multiple women, it can be done mate even when autistic.

to be born. not original but true

being here

Could I request sauce of that webm?

Great White Buffalo

wife was mad at me and going off. I laughed at her and put on my $300 pair of headphones. she picked up a pair of scissors and snipped the headphone cord off. I should have divorced her. I really loved those headphones.

not getting dubs :(

49 or 2000?

...

If you find out you are going to die soon and you can make one last phone call who would you call and what would you say ? ...and why haven't you done it yet ?

Not seeding a woman and breeding the next generation, knowing my family line dies with me

Not getting dubs

Lawling hard

So just shit you've saved from Sup Forums? There's no need to be a complete basket case about it.

Posting in this thread

Having done too much work I didn't like
Not having enough time to myself, my family, friends and hobbies

Also, not having travelled the world as much as I dreamed, not having tasted all the different kinds of great foods around the world

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I sustained a spontaneous spinal injury.

I would call Lincoln and ask I'd it was really John Wilkes Booth that killed him.

Oh. You meant a person in our life?

That I didn't die sooner.

Good for you!

Did you save up a sum of money in order to do this or did you just drop everything and decide to go with the bare minimum?

That I've never had a girlfriend, never love, never hug and say "I love you", that all my life I was alone. Nothing special...

Stuff I've gotten from the onion chans.
But be honest, would you even want you mother to see what you've saved from here?

i didn't get blacked enough.

Not dying from a cocaine overdose.

Sounds like you are depressed son.
Find ways to improve your life:

>get money
>get fit
>find hobbies and interests
>develop your personality towards being more social
>stop being self-centered, think more about others and what you can do for them

I've failed in the social bit pretty much completely. Got money, got hobbies and stuff but socializing is darn hard without being completely wasted

Not murdering my best friends rapist

not sorting all of my porn

Using Sup Forums.

No ragrets. Because death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since for the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

My biggest regret would be replying to your shitty thread.

Fuck.

My only regret... is that I have....bonitis


(Bones snapping)

Becoming an alcholic

Jo?

To never play the new Zelda.

I didnt ask her out...I mean I wouldnt be able to go being dead and all but just the same.

Would have been nice to at least have the courage to try.

i cant even keep track of people who have said im being retarded for thinking the same way you are. I dont think most people actually comprehend how many humans that are alive at the moment and the similarites we have with eachother.

Yep. She was married and had kids my age. Couldn't do that to her family. But fucking her rotten would have been sweeeeeeeeet.