>be me, City-Swimmer
>be poor
>hungry
>check my inventory for food
>got none
>see someone else walk by
>I'm not good at thinking things through so I start sneaking behind him in the middle of the street in clear daylight
>not very good at pick pocketing either, get caught
>"thief!"
>half the town starts yelling, screaming and run away shouting "I'm getting out of here!"
>the other half start chasing after me trying to punch me to death
>I try my best to run away
>6 guards appear with the ability to run at 300 MPH while swinging long swords at me
>savagely slaughtered in the middle of town
>the citizens instantly return to their business as if nothing happened, my death completely meaningless
Be me, City-Swimmer
Landon Moore
Chase Collins
Ha!
Jordan Jackson
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David Young
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Oliver Baker
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Austin Howard
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Ryder Smith
Bump for more tes funnies
Colton Hughes
>Oblivion
>up north in bruma
>it's late so I had to the little woodshack inn, can't remember what it's called
>it's pretty full, quite a few NPCs eating/drinking and having their usual autistic conversations
>ongar world weary is in there
>he suddenly gets up off his chair and starts sneaking across the floor
>clearly in view of everybody
>he tries to pickpocket another NPC, I think it was the blacksmith (pic related?)
>shockingly, he fails
>Ongar and the blacksmith start fighting each other
>all the other NPCs lose their minds and start running around shouting "I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!"
>the blacksmith punches Ongar to death
>the other NPCs sit back down
>a guard rushes into the tavern
>he stares at the corpse for a few seconds and then just casually walks back out
>all the NPCs go back to their food & autist conversations with a dead body just lying there at their feet
Brandon Allen
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Jaxson Murphy
I lold
Alexander Perry
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Jaxon Torres
>Skyrim series
kys
Eli Watson
>Thalmor
>Race
No.
Jaxson Morris
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Isaiah Gonzalez
>2016
>not understanding a parody from the viewpoint of a casual
Jacob Ortiz
Skyrim is for the Nords, fag
Brayden Phillips
Stealth archery/10
Parker Adams
Also, that's a shoddy parody and you should feel bad.
David Howard
>MFW i have put over 3000 hours into all of the elder scrolls series
Josiah Lee
Literally every character eventually falls to the OP of stealth archery assassin.
Jonathan Ross
>mfw I have a solid year's worth of real time hours in Skyrim alone
Come at me, greenhorn.
Sebastian Bailey
8760 hours? I doubt.
Andrew Rivera
Doubt away. I only do 5 things on a daily basis.
>browse Sup Forums
>eat
>sleep
>work
>play and mod skyrim
Jayden Fisher
Heh, try it on the kids bro.
Those cunts are OP, predator-vision, I swear.
Caleb Green
Ok, screencap and post.
>pics or didnt happen
Nolan Howard
I'm sitting in my car eating a sandwich, man. On my phone.
Christian Bell
That's over ten years
Blake Green
You're mistaken bub
Benjamin Lopez
>3000 hours
>not days
Check again bro.
Jayden James
Nah, multiply it by 60 and then divide by 360 and that's how many months.
Landon Torres
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Anthony Richardson
>3000รท24 hours = 125 days
This is some abstract bait.
Cooper Reed
Kekd at image.
Dominic Long
>Walk around all day with the "common folk"
>Browse their filthy and useless wares
>Ysolda wants the D
>Bitch with the kid can't even compete with my farm gains
>Old bitch selling jewelry won't shut up about her son
>Dumb wanna-be hunter cunt claiming his shit is fresher than mine
>Some overbearing oaf stumbles pass me
>Ask him if he gets to the Cloud District often
>Of course he doesn't
>Plebtrash can't get to the Cloud District often enough
Wyatt Stewart
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Dominic Jackson
My sides.
Austin Johnson
Sweet jesus thats good. A+ Dolf.
Id make them arabic more though.
Anthony Morris
And then you become the cool kid in school, dont you m8?
Leo Russell
> kys
Off you pop, back to Leafy's YouTube channel. Please take the rest of you fucking faggots with you.
Jackson Cook
>taking the bait
Evan Martin
See
Carson Wright
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Christopher Sanders
And so can morrowind's. The point?
Jonathan Baker
>be stong willed town patrol
>Sworn to clean up my city of thieves
>stranger approaches one day wearing cheap armor
>won't stop talking to me
>send him off to some dwemer ruin to find a shitty glass sword.
>he returns with the sword and 500 lbs of dwemer scrap metal.
>marry him and move into his house
>MFW I realize he's the leader of the thieves guild
>MFW I cuck him with Aerin
Camden Murphy
Savage.
Andrew Brooks
>muh jungles
Landon Powell
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Ian Bennett
>Be mage guild leader
>spend time doing important research
>have fully stocked arch-mage quarters
>Grand soul gems, rare herbs, magic garden
>New recruit comes by
>loots all of my supplies and potions
>destroys my garden
>can't prove it was him, no witnesses
>AncestorsWrath.power
>Do not have time for this, tell Tolfdir to send him to Saarthal to die
>Returns with the biggest find in skyrim history.
>MFW he tried to loot The Arcanaeum
>MFW Urag tore him apart with his bare hands