>walk in bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Walk in bedroom
Turn 360 and walk away
tell that girl to paint her toenails
turn 360 degrees
walk away
Ask myself why i have a mini fridge and new carpet
Realize I'm not in my house and that isn't my bedroom
*happy dance*
Fridge in bedroom
>YAY
take a hit from the bong
smile at your decision to bring the fridge into the bedroom.
>ask her if she showered
>sniff her feet
>brutally rape
Shoot the bitch for trespassing
fridge in the fucking bedroom WTF
Make me sandwich
Ask if she finished putting the beer away.
>ask to see penis
>throw out if no penis
>hey sis
>did you remember your morning-after pill?
ask for sex
fuck her right in the dick
Do you want some eggs, I got some eggs.
Succ and fucc
Who the hell keeps a fridge in the bedroom?
phone the police and tell them some jailbait russian whore installed a fridge in my bedroom
Tell fridge to make me a sandwich from girl, then fuck the fridge.
this
I'd ask for some sauce outta that fridge.
> look at her
> look at fridge
> kill her
> cut her limbs
> put everything in fridge
just like the others, user
>implying you wouldn't want a fridge in your bedroom
It shows wealth
Yell at her and ask why the fuck is my fridge in my bedroom. Kick the shit out of her then hate-fuck her. Make her move my fridge back to the kitchen after that.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
MOLON LABE
>walk in see the fridge
>kick the bitch
>live happy
offer to massage to arches, use one thumb on her arches, the other to do soothing circles in her instep, then clean and paint her toenails for her, then ask her to keep the key to my male chastity cage on the diamond anklet i bought for her, then lick her arches, kiss and suck on her insteps, then suck her toes.
then of course, comb her hair, zip up her dress, though she's definitely mostly wearing a bareback dress to show off as much of her sexy cuckoldress body, give her my credit card to pay for her and her black boyfriends dinner, while she secured me in bed ties, when they returned, i'd lick her vagina as much as needed to get it wet and increase its elasticity for sex with a large superior bbc, then prep her bull, id remain tied to the bed while they fucked untop of me with her pussy right above my face but my hands loosened so i could could massaged his balls to ease the cum blow as he bred her and filled her belly with a superior black baby, then keep my mouth open to receive any precious cum that leaked from her pussy. perform cleanup on her black bulls cock, then cleanup on her pussy after she kept her legs in the air and elevated making sure his black cum made it deep inside to her eggs, then finally suck her toes once more before she inspected my chastity cage to make sure it would remain secure until we did the same thing next weekend.
kek
>ask yourself why you have a fridge in your bedroom
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
>Realise you dont get hard by girls anymore
>Turn gay
Fuck your mum
It's shows diabeetus
Get angry because she's trying to steal my genetics
Offer her a bowl of eggs
Does she have to eat all the eggs?
Rape the fridge
Fuck that feet shit. Just broke her asshole good and put it back in her pussy to give her an infection !
Ask why there is now a fridge in my room
Nigga that's a camper. You don't get a bedroom. It's all camper.
You have a fucking fridge in your bedroom?
Take her underwear off, stuff it in her mouth, start finger fucking her
Wonder why I've got a fridge in my bedroom ?
>"You're here to suck my dick, not eat my shit."
What the fuck? Why is there a fridge in my bedroom?
"Bitch, that's my food"