dick rate thread
Dick rate thread
That's like one of those deep sea creatures.
did ur dick get run over by a bulldozer ?
I make your words my
Shai Hulud/10
Well done OP. You are the Kwizatz Haderach
Ok, I'll join in on this one.
>did ur dick get run over by a bulldozer ?
I just keked louder than I ever have before, so loud that i tore a hole in the fabric of reality
I feel better now. Thanks for the hearty chuckle
Dude, there's a booger in ur pubes
I'm sorry but the first thing that popped into my mum was "what ths fuck is that".
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I wonder how this happens. It's not deformed or fucked up or botched. It just...said "no" and that was it.
Looks like the offspring of Audrey 2
*mind, jesus christ auto correct.
Phimosis/10.
I lol every time
1/10 is the best I can do. Jesus Christ what happened to it?
What is up with your ballsack?
>how'd you get chives in your pubes?
Your dick reminds me of a sardine, are you a sardine in disguise?
9/10
Would gently suck it until you cum
MaximumCopypasta/10
That is not ur dick
It's like some deformed summer squash standing in a bed of unwashed wool. Disgusting.
he never even claimed that you total faggot