Dick rate thread

dick rate thread

That's like one of those deep sea creatures.

did ur dick get run over by a bulldozer ?

I make your words my

Shai Hulud/10

Well done OP. You are the Kwizatz Haderach

Ok, I'll join in on this one.

>did ur dick get run over by a bulldozer ?

I just keked louder than I ever have before, so loud that i tore a hole in the fabric of reality

I feel better now. Thanks for the hearty chuckle

Dude, there's a booger in ur pubes

I'm sorry but the first thing that popped into my mum was "what ths fuck is that".

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I wonder how this happens. It's not deformed or fucked up or botched. It just...said "no" and that was it.

Looks like the offspring of Audrey 2

*mind, jesus christ auto correct.

Phimosis/10.

I lol every time

1/10 is the best I can do. Jesus Christ what happened to it?

What is up with your ballsack?

>how'd you get chives in your pubes?

Your dick reminds me of a sardine, are you a sardine in disguise?

9/10
Would gently suck it until you cum

MaximumCopypasta/10
That is not ur dick

It's like some deformed summer squash standing in a bed of unwashed wool. Disgusting.

he never even claimed that you total faggot