You and I will survive throughout the ages

You and I will survive throughout the ages.

four fucking long term namefags in the thread and nobody uses the finder gg

One-man-army games have taught me to never underestimate anyone.

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THERE you are.

Fiction has taught you to approach reality inaccurately.

Aw sorry man. I was doing other stuff there.

SORRY
I tuned out cus I didn't know what the fuck anyone was talking about

I just used the principle of "if I insult everyone's Sup Forums literacy they'll show up to prove me wrong"

I'm betting you tuned out at "recidivism" right? Five syllables is a challenge.

I'm just saying it's best to prepare for the worst.

Clever!

That's what the armed guards with rifles at low ready outside of melee dash distance (21 foot rule) are for. That covers all your contingencies.

Once you learn how to harness murphy's law for your own benefit you really realize how potent it is.

Got a 33 in English on my ACT, I'm pretty confident in my comprehension skills.

I got an 800 on the verbal SAT which is more closely correlated with IQ than the ACT in any case. Wanna compare dicks next?

S-sure

Loser catches.

And if there's a draw?

Hope you like frotting since that'd really be the only way to be egalitarian about it.

I must be more than 21 steps ahead of my inmates.

I like frotting

Frotting's nice, but not as awesome as I expected it to be.

If they have no access to weapons because you cavity search them regularly alongside any visitors they may receive, you already are.

WELL I GUESS I'M HAVING GAY SEX WITH PARA INSTEAD

not that our dicks being exactly the same size is all that likely

it's ok

it is entirely too early for this

Yeah, it's nice.

look dude I need to go out and buy a lower so if you're not gonna rebut what I said in the last thread I'm bouncing

lemme know

I'M NOT SAYING I WOULDN'T DO IT

And it's not. Also me being shorter means that mine will be smaller overall.

I don't think that's necessarily true. Is dick size correlated with height at all?

I mean rinik's dick is phat and he's literally like 5'2 or something.

I mean that's how it appeared when I frotted, maybe that dude was just thicc.

I'm like 5'1

holy shit frankie cosmos is the single ugliest 22 year old woman I have ever seen who isn't fat

Holy shit top manlet. I mean he might've just been bigger anyway, that data point isn't sufficient to generalize from.

RIGHT DAVID

My doc says I'll be 5'8

SOMEDAY

what you said in the last thread falsely assumed that it would be more useful to kill prisoners because they can't actively contribute to society from within prion (what a surprise)
I'm not going to try to argue this with you because you're just going to bring up some semi utilitarian thing that's based on some dumb pop sci article you skimmed and then turn it into a semantics battle that you will never cede on because you have way too much pride for some unknown reason
i would rather you left

You're 19, you're probably not growing much anymore.

You can make a point without being an absolute jackass. Well, other people can, maybe you can't.

The productivity within prison is a reasonable point but does it really recoup the costs of keeping them imprisoned? And that's solely from an economic perspective - we know that non-lifers who return to society are rather severely likely to return to crime.

Post porn you fucking faggots

Then you're a moron worth underestimating.

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can I though
you seem to be unable to do so
MAYBE IT'S JUST LIKE WHO I AM BRO

I *just* started getting acne, I think it's all just late.

Hell no, I'm not allowing any visitors. These men are a danger to society and I won't risk any contact with civilians except for phone communication.

YAY GAY SEX

I think I prefer it over topping, actually.

Yes.

PEOPLE JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME
IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT WELL WHATEVER FUCK THEM

I suppose that's not impossible.

I actually didn't insult you, or para in our previous conversation, until you decided to bust out the edgy thing straight off. You started it.

Because you're a jackass.

Good lad.

Here, lewd ears.

Cool it marilyn.

I am mocking you
that is what you sound like
didn't you have somewhere to be

There's no hurry.

People who never heard of a Motorola Razr are taller than me, it's quite tragic

We must double the porn outputs

Good because of my overly cautious nature or my appreciation of homosexual intercourse?

Ditto. Lots of people are taller than me. ~I~ am short. ~You~ are gimli.

I'm actually not digging through my ran folder for porn images though.

The former. Gay sex is terrible.

Furries, Humans, Anime, Gay,Straight

Post literally anything, its the only way to save the thread.

the cost of killing prisoners would still be astronomical if you did it in any sort of humane way
it would be much more effective to just not incarcerate people and you know it
no no don't let me stop you
I insisit

Tops like short guys though, so I get a lot of messages.

No.

Economic calculus is not the only one I'm making here, and like I said I didn't advocate for executing prisoners just because. I just don't think there should be any hesitation in summary execution when they're presenting a threat, as in a riot situation.

Yes, it'd be cheaper not to put people in jail at all, but removing malignant elements from society is important.

Is it?

Indeed.

Thank god the only demographic I'm usually taller than is really brown latinos and asians, neither of which I'm into.

Why so serious pal

Neither drunk nor tired enough to be silly.

WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST PUT S/FUR ON THIS SHIT SO I CAN FILTER IT OUT GOD DAMN

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I'm 6'1

Erogenous or Anatomical material isnt silly.

Its a way of life.

I agree
that reminds me please leave

If it ain't white it ain't right

Look a little more closely at the OP image.

Based white people.

Are you avery or someone else posting kyouko

I disapprove of your way of life.

Despite the fact that your desire to see me leave is the most compelling reason to stay, ever, I think I'm actually going to since the stream just went on break and it's a good time.

bye subby

i am him

MyrcuryFrog

Just nature pal. If you dont enjoy the concept, why would you or OP take it upon themselves to post porn, without expanding upon it? Absolute waste of time. Literally clickbait.

if you died i would celebrate

waste of your time, not ours

sorry avery I'm leaving.

I am op and I did not post porn in the OP.

Love you too sweetheart.

Bye eisen.

that's fine

bye friend

I'll never understand these IM style reddit threads. Granted its the /random/ board but this shit is literally accomplished on an IRC with half the effort it takes to fill these threads

Atleast the furfags post images beyond 1 out of 10,000 cropped clips from a comic book for reaction.

IRC is so gay

ew what the fuck

>Did not
What is that image then

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Duuuuuuuude, that's so not gay, what are you doing?

I refuse to claim responsibility for that

Airplane Time

I'm clearly retarded. I came here looking for g/fur and all I found was a bunch of faggots that aren't interested in posting. You niggers need your own board.

This particular look is what happens when you do not paint the Plane.

Yes they do. Buncha faggots, and not even Good Faggots.

Have a microplane

You disgusting piece of shit.

It coulda have happened to anyone, but fate chose you.
Now what does that tell us, let's investigate.

Yeah, they even infected me.
Now I have 12.049 pictures of furry shit and can't do anything with them, how do you think I feel?

>>>/outside/
You'll see some airplanes. And other humans. Work those thighs.

Purely coincidental.
Move on, detective.

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I'd leave you faggots alone if you posted Porn instead of melodramatic banter and :,(

Hell I'd leave you alone if you did both, but pls contribute content.

Airplanes are okay, but humans are shit.
I tried to set an airplane free from the human infestation once but sucks to say that it did not appreciate what I did for it and it did not even move back into the sky, it's natural habitat.
Whaddoya say to that?

Unthankful bastards, these aeroplanes.

But I like being a detective.
A demeaning and oppressive one that insults little children to teach them a valuable life lesson that just I feel they should learn but in reality I am just shoving my fears and the depression of my failed childhood onto them.

Alright just remember
YOU DID THIS

I feel as if you offended the Aircraft with your personal beliefs.

DO NOT

You're worse than a detective.
You're my mom.

It's far too late now. The train never stops.

I stand far above an aeroplane, so that's alright I think, they should learn to adapt.

As long as I am not my mom, everything is alright.

You came for a cringe thread. You found something of value instead

I say that to myself each morning

I found the guy with the comic book croppings.
You should be considerate of their understandings and feelings, if you take it upon yourself you should atleast exploit them via happyness. Which is hard, please be considerable of the fact they do not always speak.

This Aircraft is called a Griffon. A Griffon is my all time favorite mythical entity.

>Something of value
>not middle school level drama

This is an Early-Warning Aircraft, cira 1950 and onward.

But then, good idea.
I'm just gonna pick two random pages from random comics and post them in no particular oder.

Fear me?

As do I, seems like a rather good way to live my life by.
Dang that woman is worse than a witch, a witch could teach me magic.

Are you an aeroplanekin?

To be fair, I like aeroplanes more than I like boats.
I hate boats.

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