Last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight

>last two digits is how many hot chicks will hit on you at the bar/club/party tonight

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This thread is like cancer had a cancer baby

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This is so shopped I went blind.

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This thread is now about Tiffany Dale.

Rollin some dubs

steampunk girl, thank me later, go wank

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Oh baby. Let's roll

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Looks like you'll definitely need to wank

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You poor homo

Check it

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00 get

ROLL OUT

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00 GET

anything get

00 dubs incoming

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Rolling for fake ass gay shit

Meh

Czech em

Bring it on.

99 roll

I got u

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00 get

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do it

rollin' for 00

dont u think last digit divided by 5 is more realistic?

> going to a bar or club
> hot chicks hitting on me

Rolling out

Not even that is realistic for b tards, wildly optimistic is what i would call it

Well...

just about to head there now so..
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Rawls

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Roll370

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gimme pizd

01 get

Dub 0s

Dudum

i intend on sleeping from 9PM until 9AM because i have been working hard at my job as a man with a job and do not have time for these bitches.

00 get.

0

how will 26 of these sluts hit on me while i am at home in my bed and asleep that seems very odd i should invest in an alarm system

lets do it, i might actually leave the apartment today too

99 pls... little fag here

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Yoooooo

rollll it baby

I'm never invited to a party

most likley none

lol 62 i dont think that many people will even be at the bar

I'm invited to a swinger party tonight with the girlfriend. If I go, I might be able to fuck 3 or 4 women, do a three way and watch pretty much heterosexual scenario you can imagine.

If I roll under 5, I'll go. 4 is within reason. If I roll 5 or more, I'll skip and fuck my girlfriend at home. (I once fucked 7 women, but it was my birthday party. Any number over 4 will be considered unrealistic.)

I'm not even going to a bar

I guess I got a zero. I'll send the girlfriend home and jack off.

Ima get all da bitches tonite

Baby, oh baby!

fuck that, send her to the party to get all the cock. just because you rolled a 00 doesn't mean she did.

also rolling for unrealistically high number

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But you rolled under 5

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>going to club/party

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You're right. I didn't think about 0 before rolling. But 0 can be 10, as well.

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i guess 00 for me then

She could go without me. I met her at a swinger party 10 years ago. I went to a party with a different woman a few weeks ago, when girlfriend was sick.

What if we stay in?

Here comes double 0's

lets go

Idris Elba....everything a black man should want to be.

Calling 00

rollerino

Roll

letse gooo

rolling

Alright roll for going out

lets see how lucky i am

Seems legit, I'm heading out. L8rz fagz

00 get

Aight, lets go

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