I'm going to a party Sup Forums

I'm going to a party Sup Forums
Most people there I don't know or like too well.
Any tips, party tricks, conversation starters, ect?

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Wear trench coat and fedora.
Insta-friends.

Take a pack of gum. Everyone will want to be your friend when you have gum.

Thanks doublemint dave

Try to find a common ground to talk about.

Music is a good, easy choice, as just about everyone likes music, and has opinions on it.

Videogames, TV shows, movies, current events, all good choices.

Try to stay away from hot button topics like religion, politics, personal issues, stuff like that.

Wear trench coat and fedora aaaand take an AR-15. Ask ppl if they want to see it but only show it to one or two ppl

Don't be a fag

Pop a xanax first.

Taking out your dick and waving it around is a great way to signal women that you're interested in having sex.

But seriously all you have to do is get slightly buzzed and have a good time.. Ppl will like you

and to men as well

Its Mark the mint man actualy.

Try spending your time with a girl and look into her eyes
Don't over think stupid crap, just have a good time with her make sure she is having a great time as well
And if the situation is on your side don't be shy and go for it, however this isn't likely so as I said don't over think

Bringing drinks, thinking kopparburg.
I always accidently call it Koppingburg

What country are you in?

England atm, why?

Trying to figure out if you were from some sort of foreign land or if you were just some kind of faggot.

Could have just asked and I could have gave you answer No.2 instantly

I meant, like, an obscure craft beer drinking scarf and glasses wearer with a beard.

masturbating in a dark corner is always a good way to start a conversation

>Be me in 3rd grade
>Kid named Tony brings handheld video game to school. He's quiet and keeps to himself
>Me and friend yank it out of his hand during recess.
>Run my ass off to the "under construction/keep out" jungle gym.
>Throw his vidya game up onto the top level of the structure
>Tony goes after it, climbs over the yellow tape barriers, makes it to the top level
>Platform falls out from underneath him, he falls headfirst into concrete
>ohshit.jpg
>Me and friend run away laughing nervously
>Yard supervisor is crouched down over him, screaming
>Ambulance shows up, he gets taken away
>Luckily for us, we never said anything and nobody saw us
>Never see Tony back at school, all the kids assume he's dead
(Fast forward to senior year of HS)

>Meet super qt 3.14
>We end up dating
>go over to have dinner with her parents
>Says she has disabled older brother they take care of
>We get to her parents house, they are out at a doctors appointment
>See picture in a frame
>ohshit.jpg
>it's Tony
>Scared as fuck, but qt gf wants to fuck before everyone gets back home
>Mfw I'm nailing her over the couch, accidently make eye contact with Tony picture while I nut
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Put on spongebob and sit on opposite couches just in time for parents car to roll into driveway.
>Door opens, parents walk in, pushing dude my age who looks like Stephen hawking in a wheelchair
>Drool coming out of his mouth
>I say hi, quickly head to bathroom
>at dinner table now
>Tonys just sitting there drooling, staring at his plate
>Parents ask me how old I was, where I grew up, etc.
>Nervously tell the truth
>"Oh wow, you and Tony probably went to school together!" The mom says
>Tony slowly looks up at me with his disabled eyes
>Goes full retard, howling and convulsing
>Parents and GF thought it was a seizure, I knew by his eyes he remembered me

(2 weeks later)

>Be me sitting next to Tony in hospital room
>He on a ventilator
>He dies hours after I go home

>Put on spongebob.

That came out of no where
Cudos

Here you go, OP: youtube.com/watch?v=gkJXObnPpZY

That's easy. Bring a guitar and leave it strapped to your back the whole time. Talk about music and work into the conversation that you're in a band every chance you get. If someone asks you to play the guitar just think of an excuse not to on the fly, like you're too drunk or something, etc... It's an instant conversation starter.

Helpful, practical advice right here. I always rehearse a couple of card tricks before I go to a party.

He's not lying

Being up your favorite topics and look for people with similar interests. I always like to talk about violent rape, and it often gets the conversation going.

mind your own god damn business and drink. ffs

Just sip on a beer and chill, don't overthink it or try to force close conversation.

Talk about politics and religion all night

Stick yo sick in the mashed potatoes

Kek

Things that usually work at parties:
Introduce yourself to everybody, but don't be over enthusiastic or anything. For me, this usually gets me a couple new friends and free drugs. Also, as for conversation, the line "So, what are your favorite things?" usually gets a drunk going. Be careful with that line though, it can definitely make you look like a freak if the delivery/timing is wrong.

If you wanna get laid be fucking careful.

Godspeed OP

Things that usually work at parties:
Introduce yourself to everybody, but don't be over enthusiastic or anything. For me, this usually gets me a couple new friends and free drugs. Also, as for conversation, the line "So, what are your favorite things?" usually gets a drunk going. Be careful with that line though, it can definitely make you look like a freak if the delivery/timing is wrong.

If you wanna get laid be fucking careful.

Godspeed OP