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Merry Christmas everybody!

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Let's just pretened that it's this cute anime girl gif in the op because it's superior in every way.

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Good post.

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>Tesla died a virgin (also fell in love with a pigeon)
>Jesus died a virgin
Virgins are clearly in every possible way

Lads, let me introduce you to my girlfriend.

She is a little bit shy, so be nice.

Issac Newton the greatest scientist ever also died virgin

*gropes her arse*

*grabs you're necklace*
back the FRICK off?!?!

What the h*ck is your problem?

If i offered a random young woman in Vietnam 200 euros worth of local currency to have seks with me, what chances are she would do it?

200 euros? you would have seks for 10 straight days

ok how much then lmao?
I have a fetish for being a rich, tall, handsome westerner who fuggs a random peasant small weak chink

lmao i just found out this is like 2 months wage there

It's really cheap. 10,20 euros for seks. But you have to abandon your soul for it. Later you will feel really bad about it, regret you decisions and want to suicide at near Bob Marley bar by trying to smoke weed until you die. But death wont come and you have to live with that shame for the rest of life.

he will also have aids like a true estonian

I'm still in love with Estonia

i dont want a prostitute. I want to walk up to a random good looking woman, offer her cash and jizz on her face. Thats all i want senpai

lmao i hate u tho

is it because of my Russian nationality?

i hate all Russians xDDD

I don't want to be Russian, pls make an exception, i want to be estonian ;-;;;;;;;
i'll praise nazis and sing your athem, just adopt

we dnt really need any more subhumans here, but since u got dubs imma allow it. Come here, learn the language and embrace the fascism

you have to stay where you are

well well well looks like my dubs cancel the invitation heh

what a cuck :D

which one of u gets dubs again first will be the winner

hahahahaha
saw this on reddit lmoa

if dubs russians will forever be banned from entering estonia and the rest of europe

I am a spic, brown skin and eyes, and black hair. I speak several languages and I'm studying Estonian.

If I happen to go there, how many eesti bitches would I get?

thanks, next time we will have a war with you, estonia, i'll come with a white flag to join ur side, pls don't shoot me

I'd hope you get stabbed tbqh

off by one, which means Russia is banned from Baltics but allowed in rest of Europe

>2 /balt/ generals
This kind of miscommunication must stop.

nooo pls, that's my wet dream to enter estonia

i shoot at anyone speaking Russian xDDDDD
Lmao non our women are racist af

i have migrated

i'll shout in English: "pls don't shoot me, i want to join estonian army, heil hitler"

yell "Edasi Kentuky poisid, valu punanahkadele"

also both of them have picture of a Hitler and also in both of them we wished Merry Christmas
hmmm

Miss me?

no not really who are you btw?

The one who ruined /balt/ and laid way for the weebs

The jews are behind it
I remember you

Today is Christmas

Luckily it's almost over.

There will be a magic show at 0930! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Its only 7am there us still plenty to go

frick off time traveller

Got Indriķa hronika for Christmas

really happy about this

Nice.
nice

Neris was always full of shit, but now it's definitely full of literal shit, I would just suggest spilling lot's of chlorine into it.

Bout to read what ancient Latvians and Estonians were up to, written by the man Henry of Latvia himself

Yeah I hope it's a good book. Should be awesome to read from the original source how life was during 13th century Livonia

>Henry of Latvia

I think that's the faggot who hated estonians.

Henry """""""""""""""""""""""""of""""""""""""""""""""""""" Latvia
he was a german

He was cleric from Germany had nothing to do with Latvia except that he was sent there by the church to bring Christianity to peasant people

I fucking hate these "relatives" cunts who come and sit around at our place the entire evening of christmas or any other holiday, STAY AT YOUR OWN HOME YOU FAGGOTS!

theres another one which doesnt stop at 1227, but goes onto the 16th century

et.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balthasar_Russowi_Liivimaa_kroonika

gifted this version to my grandpa

so?

the mans name was literally Henry of Latvia, not my fault that he adored us so that he adopted this name

AAAAAAH WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE A GERMAN FLAG AGAIN REEEEEEE FUCK YOU LMT

>Balthasar Russowi Liivimaa kroonika
That is an excellent gift also

Reclaim prussia

Slow and steady. It has begun

ye gonna probably borrow it after hes done reading it, the chronicle goes 300 years on longer after all

the awesome thing about the copy i got that its in Latin and Latvian

the left page is in Latin and the right page is the Latvian translation

balts wuz prussians

how autistic do you have to be to enjoy reading 1000 year old chronicles

7/10

tra sa väiksemat pilti ei suutnud leida?

President and Commander in Chief

You seriously have a woman president?

Labas. What changed in /balt/ during the year? I don't even remember when was my last time here.

sorry that we have history

guilty in that regard

yes
yes

Go build your V2s somewhere else, filthy kraut

karums is still around
noice

FUCK you

im Latvian, but LMT keeps giving me a german flag on mobile internet

mis arvate kaljulaidist muidu?

suht imelik, ei kuulu ühtegi parteisse ja sattus valimistesse suht lampi

You are sucking me dryer than a karums biscuit

Ongi parem et ühtegi parteisse i kuulu. Erakonnad on saatanast

>off by one
Ha, miserable kek

Watched this movie, lads. The cinema was almost empty (+2 more people besides us). Such a piece of shit, jesus. I wanted to vomit.
youtube.com/watch?v=R-QBqT9RQAM

You are either a traitor or a spy. Spies are being shot.

Nodevejs.

why would a cinema show a movie from 2015

this. if it aint a fucking latvian flag then it aint the latvian flag and he should get the fuvk out

>posts under american flag
>calls latvian posting under german flag a traitor
Hm,mm Really moved my neurons

Isn't it just the RU version of Saving Private Ryan? Didn't even know it was out.

The collapse of the USSR was a mistake. At least we had better movies and some honor during communism.

test

This weed is sticky haha

Welcome back

My boot is gonna move your colon after I jam it up yer ass.

It's about legendary 28 Panfilovcev. The movie is full of propaganda, actors are ugly as hell and dialogs are terrible. Russian ministry of culture sponsored that shit, shame.

fuck you

and fuck you

restarted my phone just to fix this stupid shit

why does lmt randomly give me a german flag

It's old trailer, u dip.

> Russian ministry of culture sponsored that shit, shame.
Have you watched "kids against wizards"?

Take the nigger out of your mouth before you ever dare to talk to me again
thanks

bit hot

I knew about it because Gaijin had a hand in it or whatever. Panfilov's 28.

From what I've read, the real Panfilov's 28 story is inflated bullshit anyway, so the movie would be correct in its incorrectness.

no. not a fan of Russian movies, I just date russian patriot and thus violently forced to watch shit like that.

Ridiculous.