If you use a straw when drinking any beverage, and you let it go any more than a 1/4 inch past your teeth...

If you use a straw when drinking any beverage, and you let it go any more than a 1/4 inch past your teeth, you are officially and undeniably gay.

This is acceptable if you are a woman, but if you are a guy, this is indefinitely simulating you sucking a big fat wet black cock. You're essentially deepthroating the fucking straw.

If you are doing this gay shit, I literally can't be near you, it's the most gay shit ever.

Please use your fucking straws properly. Don't act like your sucking nigger dick, act like a straight male that likes to fuck women.

Pic related, this man takes grace in fucking his women, I'm sure of it.

General straw thread.

I'd love to watch this bitch go down on this 'rad' doozy of a straw.

wtf is this shit

Same tbh

Just trying to make people aware that I will not befriend you if you do this gay shit with your straw.

Op is a fag

Hey, I only suck white cock

You'd better be a fucking female, if you're a male and you suck cock, you're gay.

I pray you get cancer.

Oh what, did my little speech hit too close to home? I bet you deepthroat straws and cock.

What do OP and the orlando shooter have in common?

They're both in denial about how much they crave the dick.

>indefinitely simulating

Op, stop masturbating to your closeted faggotry

I'll bet you have a straw in your throats and a cock in your ass right now.

You're indefinitely a homosexual who fucks straws and dicks.

I don't care about being gay. Half of the people on this site are gay

> mfw this thread
>kek

Op, stop samefagging

I don't need to masturbate, you do it for me.

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK

I'm trying to prove a point.

You should stop fagging in general, strawdeepthroater.

It has to be longer than 2 inches, so no

>op crying in his room
>"I'm not a faggot, they're a faggot"
>takes out his dildo
>starts sucking on it
>"those people that use straws are the real faggots"

Kill yourself faggot

>if you stick anything in your mouth that is relatively cylindrical in shape you are 100% gay.

Op's logic is astounding

Look at this faggot. HE EVEN HAS A PREFERENCE!

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>He's so obsessed about cocks that straws remind him of them

And I'm the faggot?

FUCKING FAGGOT! You think THIS isn't gay?

This "General Straw" must be one tough soldier. What's his kill count?

Sorry Op, nobody wants your small dick. That's why you're such a faggot

If you tip the glass the straw isn't needed. Learn to drink from a cup.

Newfag, BTFO.

>can of soda
>dick

How are you so autistic that you can't see the difference?

Not everyone wants to put their lips on the cups from every restaurant

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