If you use a straw when drinking any beverage, and you let it go any more than a 1/4 inch past your teeth, you are officially and undeniably gay.
This is acceptable if you are a woman, but if you are a guy, this is indefinitely simulating you sucking a big fat wet black cock. You're essentially deepthroating the fucking straw.
If you are doing this gay shit, I literally can't be near you, it's the most gay shit ever.
Please use your fucking straws properly. Don't act like your sucking nigger dick, act like a straight male that likes to fuck women.
Pic related, this man takes grace in fucking his women, I'm sure of it.
General straw thread.
Luis Scott
I'd love to watch this bitch go down on this 'rad' doozy of a straw.
Grayson Robinson
wtf is this shit
Carter Gonzalez
Same tbh
Just trying to make people aware that I will not befriend you if you do this gay shit with your straw.
Elijah Jenkins
Op is a fag
Jose Russell
Hey, I only suck white cock
Josiah Kelly
You'd better be a fucking female, if you're a male and you suck cock, you're gay.
Wyatt Baker
I pray you get cancer.
Kevin Wood
Oh what, did my little speech hit too close to home? I bet you deepthroat straws and cock.
Brandon Cox
What do OP and the orlando shooter have in common?
They're both in denial about how much they crave the dick.
Nathan Ortiz
>indefinitely simulating
Charles Miller
Op, stop masturbating to your closeted faggotry
Leo James
I'll bet you have a straw in your throats and a cock in your ass right now.
You're indefinitely a homosexual who fucks straws and dicks.
Jordan Roberts
I don't care about being gay. Half of the people on this site are gay
Josiah Lee
> mfw this thread >kek
Gabriel Morris
Op, stop samefagging
Ryan Brown
I don't need to masturbate, you do it for me.
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK
Sebastian Lee
I'm trying to prove a point.
You should stop fagging in general, strawdeepthroater.
Andrew Gutierrez
It has to be longer than 2 inches, so no
Logan Wright
>op crying in his room >"I'm not a faggot, they're a faggot" >takes out his dildo >starts sucking on it >"those people that use straws are the real faggots"
Kill yourself faggot
James Martin
>if you stick anything in your mouth that is relatively cylindrical in shape you are 100% gay.
Op's logic is astounding
Carson Price
Look at this faggot. HE EVEN HAS A PREFERENCE!
Mason Barnes
...
Jackson Barnes
>He's so obsessed about cocks that straws remind him of them
And I'm the faggot?
Jose Phillips
FUCKING FAGGOT! You think THIS isn't gay?
Jonathan Wilson
This "General Straw" must be one tough soldier. What's his kill count?
Wyatt Davis
Sorry Op, nobody wants your small dick. That's why you're such a faggot
Andrew Reed
If you tip the glass the straw isn't needed. Learn to drink from a cup.
Jace Russell
Newfag, BTFO.
Easton Adams
>can of soda >dick
How are you so autistic that you can't see the difference?
Leo Perry
Not everyone wants to put their lips on the cups from every restaurant