Hey Sup Forums was in jail for the last 7 years, catch me up to speed on what's going on in the world...

Hey Sup Forums was in jail for the last 7 years, catch me up to speed on what's going on in the world, what happened with the sand nignog and the club? Man everything is different

there is no more dubs

What you get 7 for? UK/US?

B is now littered with banana fags, trap threads and dick rate threads. Basically its a den of fags

No more dubs???

>feelsbadman

Sure, US 9 years arson, lost Internet privilege after 2nd year when I got passed out of comfy prison into max

I guess I also should mention they didn't block Sup Forums there, but wouldn't let me on yahoo

I see the bananas and I'm quite confused

No more cp and gore like I remembered, probably for the best

Internet access in prison?! What?! I thought US prison was all rape and gay wardens.

What did you do during your time, education programmes, workshops?

Sure minimum securities have Internet in some states in my case, Vermont, and I mean you can even get alcohol on holidays sometimes.

I played a ton of squash in prison

Rape and shit like that doesn't happen in minimum, in max however... I went to AA meetings and just tried to lay low, I'm white so, clearly the minority there I just wanted to sit around, learned some Spanish too

As far as educations and stuff like that, most the people in minimum were highly educated, more than myself and I have 3 years of college

Lying sack of shit I just got dubs on my last post

Was it a successful raze, worth the time? Anyway I'm sniffing a fat line and smashing on some 40"HD porn. I welcome you back with my gf's tits.

Appreciate the tits man

Well, I won't say I didn't do it because I did, but I got pissed and threw a molotov at a store that basically took around 800$ from me and refused to return a product a day later

I wouldn't say it was worth it

You forgot faces of Sup Forums threads easily the most retarded thread

The point is to be anonymous

Perhaps we can explain me the banana thing

Successful as shit too by the way, burnt half the stores inventory and made off for about a month before I was found

Dude just go back, trust me, you don't even wanna know...


Leo won his Oscar award tho.

Actually I heard about this one, they were going to let us watch it in max, but some dumb nigger flooded his cell

It can't be explained cos its not funny, its like spiderman threading but 0% funny.

If something makes you laugh, it's kek. I think it came from a picture of an Asian hanged to death, with a shopping bag saying top keks next to her lol.

And a few days ago I despised mia khalifa after seeing the burka video, so horrible. Now I'm infatuated with the pakki bitch.

More gf pics for you pal.

This is fucking true.

>jail
>7 years
Bait harder, kiddo

Good friend of mine was driving me home and sort of updating me on everything in the world, shit is super confusing because every bodies kids have cellphones and they think I'm some sort of monster.

Appreciate the pics man, keep em coming

9 years, just 7 without internet

Yeah I hear you, I went to a you laugh you lose thread and saw nothing but banana, people still post the same cheese pizza picture too

What has changed:

OPs can now get married
President has been a nigger the duration of your sentence
They are doing clinical trials for an aids vaccine

Aids vaccine?
And Obama was nothing new

Op how much dick did you suck while you were locked up?

Both US and UK have had politically charged shootings within days (I speculate).

Last one on this phone.

None

The guys in max regularly suck dick for cigs and Crack though, almost 40% of the guards there are carrying something to trade for bjs

I heard about the Orlando thing from my friend, and the only other one I heard was Brussels? What happened in the UK

What did you do to get 9years?

I raped my sister

Scroll up, Arson, was 9 years total but I'm only counting 7 because I was connected to the Internet in the prison library

YEAH but which crime

how did you make your top ramen recipies there?

In min we had a microwave, in max some guys had lighters and candles, they'd take those maruchan cups, but to be honest most people just used the ramen flavoring packets on the regular food

There's a referendum in a week to vote if UK leaves the EU. Some random guy stabs a female MP in the chest in broad daylight, then starts shooting her in the head shouting "Britain for British!" or whatever their slogan is. Both white. It's playing heavily to sway votes. Same with the Pulse club, swaying voters into fear of terrorism any time any place.

Even if they weren't orchestrated, it's played perfectly to fear mongering.

Whats the most disturbing thing you remember in prison?

Why did you get moved from min to max?

Not him but an MP got shot and stabbed in the country

when I was locked up we used to do this. Take 2 cups of the cheeze flavored ones and 1 cup of the beef flavored ones and crush the up and let the soak. Then we would smash up a bag of pork rinds and cheese curls and doritoes and mix together ( oh and don't forget to cut up a summer sausage too) the when the noodles soak mix everything up and serve (makes 3 servings)

I walked in on a guard getting a rim job for a tiny baggy of Heroin he snuggled in

I actually was never informed directly I was moved after being thrown against the wall, they claim that I had contraband in my bunk that consisted of weapons but half the reason I was in min was because I wasn't intending to hurt anyone physically

Dude all of the shit I learned in max about last second food with shit from the shop was awesome

Smuggled, obviously I can tell what my friend has been sending to his wife based on autocorrect

9 years? Well the most significant events i can remember off the top of my head; the Boston bombing, the Connecticut school shooting, the Batman theatre shooting, the freak wildfire up in Canada, Donald Trump, Game of Thrones, and Sup Forums is full of faggots.

Top ramen guy here. I did 1 year so it wasn't nothing like you did (a/b on a po) But I took away from it some good experiences as I am sure you did aswell

Did u let any guys blow you?