What happens AFTER sex?
Like if you cum in her does it drip everywhere? Do you generally lay a towel down? Otherwise the sheets will be full of cum, right? If you came in her does she run to the bathroom and get it out or just leave it in and cuddle?
How long do you cuddle after? What do you talk about?
It's called a fucking shower..
Maybe if you used one you would know what the inside of vagina feels like.
I shower regularly.
So right after you cum, she goes and takes a shower?
I mean that makes sense but in movies and stuff they always just lay on eachother right after. I realize movies aren't reality but... thought maybe someone could fill me in on reality.
My first time havinf sex I pulled our and came just abive her vag and on her lower stomach where she then took her finger and licked it and sucked it while laying on her back staring at me
I just proceeded to help her
Then we lay down and hugged each other naked and went to sleep
Woke up and fucked again
She either swallows or ill come in a condom if she doesnt feel up to it
Condom
It depends what you're into honestly.
Personally I'm a fan of the whole "hot mess cum dripping down the legs" thing but more often than not they will have a shower. Cuddling after a shower is normally the best idea unless you want the faint smell of cum lingering in the room.
I still pull out even if shes on the pill. Or we fuck in the shower so it doesnt go everywhere
Makes sense. Thanks guys.
You're in for a fucking big surprise if she gushes/squirts if you don't know whether cum drips out (it does), if you can't deal with it put a towel down, otherwise just enjoy and if it's really ally messy dry with a hairdryer.
With my ex, we usually finished in doggy and would just collapse onto the bed together. My cock keeping everything in. But if we didn't. She'd just let it sit inside her all night. It was kind of her thing being full of cum
>I just proceeded to help her
What did he mean by this?
>She'd just let it sit inside her all night. It was kind of her thing being full of cum
wew lad that's hot
I interpreted it as he'd lick up his own cum with her.
My past two girlfriends just went pee after. One would go immediately after sometimes as soon as she felt it start to drip. Other times they would cuddle for awhile after. When I finish in doggy I'll just admire the creampie for a minute. Spread the lips she'll pucker and I'll see it drop down like a porno
Dude
>Dude
s-so that's not what he meant?
I've pulled out and cumd on Tits and went back in to finish her off sucked tits to get her off. The only time I tasted my own cum
Never shot a load in your mouth m8? you're missing out
That's just degenerate man
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best post
She either shallows it or runs to the bathroom to pee and blort it out. Either way, I'm completely done with it once it leaves my dick.
Do they have to like push it out a bit or does it just come out on its own?
Why would peeing help? That's another hole....
>autistic frogposter thinks sex is some mechanical ritual that is done the same way every time
I know, I know.
I'm 30 and have never had a gf and was just curious.
I'm so lonely and starved for companionship but I'm afraid if I ever had a real relationship I wouldn't know what to do with all the space between - like the stuff people don't talk about often (i.e. after sex, what mornings are like before you both go to work, etc etc)
just go fuck a hooker
Any reason why no gf? Fat? Ugly? Anti-Social? All three?
the only reasons are being autistic or lazy there are horrifically ugly people with girlfriends
being fat isn't a big deal unless you're fat and a little bitch with no confidence
I live with my dad. I actually live in Miami so there are tons of hookers but just never know how to arrange that.
When I was younger I struggled with mental illness pretty bad, now I'm actually kind of normie on the surface. I'm wealthy, have a good job, I'm thin, reasonably good looking (7/10 on /soc/)... but I am anti-social and super anxious. I also have chronic back pain, but I'm working on that - it's getting better.
I would take my cum and let her lick it off my fingers too. I tasted my cum once for her, that's about it.
That's hot. What went wrong? Why did you break up?
Just learn to get some confidence or something, get a shrink or a partner to help you score girls.
your dad would probably be totally fine with you having consensual sex with literally anyone at this point
I usually cum on her belly. We only lay down a towel if we're having sex during or after period. Sometimes we go to the bathroom straight away, sometimes we cuddle for so long everything turns crusty, for the lack of the better word. It really depends on the moment. Hope that answers it for you.
Oh and I asked two girls out this year so far! So proud of myself there. One lived in another town like four hours away so that didn't work, the one local blew me off .. but I tried.
I don't meet many girls though. My work is all dudes.
I've had shrinks before, never really worked for me. I've worked on myself a lot I'd say. I'm sure there is more to be done, but, I think I just need to find friends I'm comfortable with and that is hard for me.
Probably, yeah. But, still super awkward to bring a hooker into the house. Honestly I want a girlfriend more than a hooker. At this point in my life it's not just about the sex, it's about the companionship. I'd like to love someone and care about them.
When you cuddle you don't talk. Cum does not leak out otherwise your cancerous ass wouldn't be here ruining our forum. You lay day a towel depending on what you will be doing. After sex will be awkward for you because you can't even please yourself. kys and tell us what happens after that.
you're not going to get a girlfriend as an autistic 30 year old virgin
go get some fucking experience first
I usually pull out and cum into a cup or something (then throw the cup away) or walk holding my penis in my hand until I can jizz in the toilet
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That wasnt me
I'm too scared to fuck a hooker
Just remember that if a girl turns you down, there is plenty more and that girl is a cunt. Keep that in mind and you can keep looking for girls.
>The only time I tasted my own cum
That day.
well keep being a fucking useless frogposter who's not only worthless in their own life but a cancer on everyone else's then
Hookers are easy
Just wear a condom
There's always rape to consider
You don't fuck a hooker only blowjobs and handjobs faggot
Thanks, I'll keep trying. I don't even give a fuck about being turned down anymore, so that helps. My problem is actually finding girls to ask out.
I don't know where to find a safe one. Also I'm pretty wealthy so I feel like I'd be a target.
That's like going to a bar and only getting a soda and/or bar food on a Friday night
Rape one and livestream it for us please
Sorry guys, kinda closed this thread after I posted didn't realise all the responses.
What I meant by
>I proceeded to help her
I would let her lick come off my fingers and I would even eat my own come for her. It's not bad.
I've only did it three times though when we first initially fucked.
My ex gf gushes when she cums, I had to lay towels under her ass so she wouldn't get it all over my bed. Also if she is a squirter or a gusher I'd recommend not having your face in the girl's pussy when she is about to cum.....
No that's like not getting AIDs. There is a 2% chance condoms will fail. We roll better odds than that on these forums
That's hot my ex gf did that too. It feels fucking really good. Don't last like 30 seconds when they are like this
You can get other stds from a blowie
waste of quads
I did this when I was a teenager and was more flexible, I kind of miss being able to suck my own dick...
Don't because hookers are whores
>Google your escorts in your area
>Search out a well reviewed one
>Tell the situation or whatever
>Fuck her like no tomorrow
>Pay $$$
Did you break a few ribs?
Me too user
Isn't an escort the same as a hooker?
How do you find a well reviewed escort? What do they cost (for a good one)?
Engineer?
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AIDS is the worst.
Hookers are diseased parasites. Stay away from them. But if you ARE going to let them touch you, then only blowjobs and handjobs. At least you can see if they have the herpes better on the face then you can down below.
Good. Then I just trolled some roll post.
...also what would I do with the escort? Like it seems escorts you take on dates... but, I wouldn't know where to go.
>Engineer?
Yep.
You just get sucked off by them you retard you don't take the hooker out to a fancy restaurant????????????
My gf just goes and wipes it out with tp, then comes right back.
Cum inside everytime since she's on the depo shot, yeeeeee boiiiiiiiii.
They don't want to go to dinner anyway. TIME IS MONEY
Oh god yes! Cumming inside is like mystic diamonds
>frogposter
No, I just used to be really flexible. I did sports all through middle school and high school and made sure to stretch every day. Now I can't even touch my toes.
So I just get an escort, invite her to my house, and then just be like "hey I want to lose my virginity?"
Nice
>Isn't an escort the same as a hooker?
Hookers are cheap and will open their legs for anyone. Expect to pay some for an escort
>How do you find a well reviewed escort?
Not sure where you live but in my area there are sites on rating local escorts
>What do they cost (for a good one)?
$200+
>...also what would I do with the escort? Like it seems escorts you take on dates... but, I wouldn't know where to go.
Escorts don't want to go on a date, I mean I'm sure they appreciate it but the only thing they want is the money in your wallet
Lots of people cum in their mouth, there are entire roll threads with that stuff:
I see them almost every day.
Yes, just explain the situation to her and ask her to teach you some stuff for future girls
I live in Miami
>Escorts don't want to go on a date, I mean I'm sure they appreciate it but the only thing they want is the money in your wallet
Okay so just having one over and having some wine or something would be fine?
Obviously I can't eat her out though, right? She could show me how to finger and such...
Do you just negotiate with them on the price based on what you want to do?
It really depends on the moment.
If I'm wearing a condom I generally just hug the girl for a couple minutes and then go to the bathroom to throw it out. If I cum on her we just lay down a bit and then I go get some paper or whatever to help her clean it, or we take a shower.
Really don't fret about it, if you do something stupid the girl will just deal with it herself. You already got laid anyway so it doesn't matter.
It'll drip, yes.
Swallow is a way to sheets don't get sticky, but depends of preferences.
Personally like to cuddle, possibly sleep. Usually talk about college (we're classmates).
Sometimes she wants me to cum all over her ass, that shits fine too, but cumming inside is cathartic as fuck. That final thrust is fantastic.
Nothing will ever turn me on as much as the time she told me she wanted me to cum inside her ass though. I fucking love anal guys, you don't even know.
if you could just stop making fucking excuses for once holy shit
dont you realize your whole pathology is just making excuses and self-stultifying
just STOP
ive never fucked an escort and never will need to, but for fucks sake, any restaurant that isnt a franchise or something in ur local town will work if they want a Date or whatever. tell her ur autistic and prepare to pay a shitload of money
You don't need fucking wine. She will just arrive, probably take a shower, then you two fuck and she leaves. It's fucking simple.
How do I put dick in pussy ?
Gotcha. Those escort sites make it seem like its a dating thing - which I realize is just to make it legit/legal, but I didn't know if you still had to take them out and then they decided if they'd fuck or not type of thing.
I'm not that bad. Okay, maybe close to that bad.
Thanks for the help btw.
Still probably will try to hold out for a while and find a girl but if I can't take it anymore I'll research some escorts. I need to find a good source.
I know a guy who used to shoot porn for Banger Bros and stuff down here, but always was too embarrassed to ask him about if those girls fuck on the side and how to connect with them.
>Communicate
Communication is the best skill in this world. Talk with her. She will know what she wants.
Just don't be a cringy retard and like stutter on words and be all scared.
Got it. Thanks m8.
How old are you OP?
You can just go to an asian massage parlor, get a table massage, and good chance they'll ask if you want a happy ending. It is cleaner and safer.
I'm 30. I'm not that interested in a hand job, figure I can wank myself off better than they can.
My experience was with a handjob, but there are some that blow and fuck (with condom). Just got to find the right one
That's not the point. For a while fapping will be better than sex anyway.
You just desperately need some female contact to realize that they are all huge sluts and want sex more than you do.