/gf2017/ edition
/brit/
kate
What are we getting the janny for christmas lads?
also cara
>that episode where Jack watched her and Sawyer have sex in the cage and gave himself a frustration wank as he lived out his cuck fantasies
bizarre
A knuckle sandwich
what a fucking rotter
needs a wash
Glad I don't have to leave the house during Christmas.
I'm here comfy while the normies are pissing and moaning about visiting relatives.
Get fucked.
>australia
to deserve this? nothing
i need the job
i don't know, they called me a cunt and said nobody likes me
did it work not speaking to them?
behold as I perform the Christmas shave and go from looking like a homeless man to looking like a 16 year old
i'm asking mook to give him a 10% pay increase
alt-rightist more like alt-autist LOL
Need a /Finnish/German/Yellow/English Rose/gf2017/ lads.
will most like be dead by 2057
i don't know if it's because it's the start of the century but that seems a bit short. :'(
brimful of asha on the 45
Hope one of these big strong Aussie lads in /brit/ will protect me when I visit.
post the text lad
more like bum full of aisha hehe
shan't
heh
I rimmed aisha on the m60
people dont just behave that way mate. you must be an unlikeable person to receive such abuse. sort your life out, freak.
WAHEYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR LADS
yes
questionable post
hope a spider nips your bollocks
you ever do it lads where you're taking a poo and you lean over, pull your tackle to the side and watch the poo come out and make its way down to the bowl?
haha me neither
just paid £5.75 for a tiny bit of haloumi in a bun and some grass
thanks london
todger and gonads are too big
Can we all agree that 'Wonderful Christmas Time' by Paul McCartney is the worst of the popular Christmas songs?
Literally sounds like he thought it up on the shitter and wrote the lyrics on the back of a toilet roll tube
Basically I want one of you to slam your big throbbing cock inside my arsehole and keep pounding until you decide you're finished with my slutty boipucci.
>pull your tackle to the side
dont need to
Have never seen my own asshole
doing some things, and some stuff as well
try melbum
i don't have it, i got a new number and phone because it scared me
i don't go on their normie outings but that's it, i work in a section on my phone, only interaction i have is going in and out of reception
the man who has never seen his own arsehole can never be a real man
besides london which is obviously just next level, whats the best city in the UK?
>arrive in London
>see a bus that says White City on the front of it
>collapse on the floor in laughter whilst everyone just walks past giving me strange looks
love this city haha x
mirrors don't count retard
just heard it on the radio didn't you
i'd know because mum's got the radio on in the other room haha
calling bullshit on it then I'm afraid lad, dig out the original archive post for us
cork
lel
Manchester
Sara's home town of perth 2bh
at the end of the day any man who has never had a feel around in his own arsehole isn't a real man
aaaaa
don't want a lot for christmas
I don't care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
I just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish coOOOOME truuuuuUUUuue
all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU yeah
Probably Liverpool or Edinburgh
Rasheed
>besides londonistan
You might like brum as well rasheed
>all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao
>girl I dated will be seeing her new boyfriend this xmas
>it should've been me
>i'm all alone
I literally hate xmas and new years, it just serves as a reminder of how lonely I am.
>london is a shithole filled with non-whites
>london is statistically the most prosperous place in the UK, and one of the top 3 cities in the world
How does rorke reconcile this in his mind?
manchester
almost lads
almost
staying really really quiet so mummy doesn't make me tidy up for tomorrow :x
Christmas day rules:
No talking about gfs
No feels
Real depression hours is cancelled from tonight until the night of the 27th
Happy posts only
me and the lads
what's happening tomorrow
fox_and_grapes.png
plymouth
the 40% of whites living there all make on average £80k a year, whereas the pakis and poos have all the shit jobs, live in the shit areas and keep the city actually running
playing gta online by myself
funeral
someone is still posting in the old thread
i hope this doesn't become a popular gimmick
Got a heart from the Japanese qt I'm texting lads.
A full blown emoji, none of that
>fox and grapes
business idea: obliterate anyone who isn't white/oriental/middle eastern
I invented this gimmick, glad to see it being put to good use
>paki on holiday
kek
provincials are so predictable
going out to the pub with a few old m8s tonight lads
>besides london which is obviously just next level
...
just got a semi watching the missus kissing father christmas ngl
playing /brit/ like a fiddle is the ultimate gimmick
>station announcement that says if you see something that isn't right then to report it
>report a women wearing a burqua to security
>get arrested for hate speech
not a good start to christmas lads
hmm
still doubtful but in any case, get concrete proof it's that lad at work who sent it and go to HR
why do people still post this rage comic
best christmas films?
gonna go with eyes wide shut
>kids in australia are opening their stockings on the beach in 30 degree heat as we speak
>besides london which is obviously just next level
We're all weeping now, weeping because
There ain't nothing we can do to protect you
Die Hard
k-on
>you will never live in the gilded world of central London, flitting in black cabs between Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class theatre performances, and private Pall Mall clubs
>you will never have some of the world's finest museums, libraries, and galleries on your doorstep
>you will never earn enough to live in a mansion in Hampstead, Mayfair, or Chelsea
>you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
>you will never send your children to an elite London private school
>you will never rise beyond provinical mediocrity as a section manager at DFS Wanksborough
t. white Londoner
Oh, but, what's that? I have to share my streets with brown people and tourists? Oh well, I guess you win. Case closed then, nice one Deano.
Hmmmmmmmmmm
it's actually an alright place
BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY
it's 4:10 AM
b-but pakis
arrival was pretty decent
Hey, little train! Wait for me!
I once was blind but now I see
Have you left a seat for me?
Is that such a stretch of the imagination?