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/gf2017/ edition

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kate

What are we getting the janny for christmas lads?

also cara

>that episode where Jack watched her and Sawyer have sex in the cage and gave himself a frustration wank as he lived out his cuck fantasies

bizarre

A knuckle sandwich

what a fucking rotter

needs a wash

Glad I don't have to leave the house during Christmas.

I'm here comfy while the normies are pissing and moaning about visiting relatives.

Get fucked.

>australia

to deserve this? nothing

i need the job

i don't know, they called me a cunt and said nobody likes me

did it work not speaking to them?

behold as I perform the Christmas shave and go from looking like a homeless man to looking like a 16 year old

i'm asking mook to give him a 10% pay increase

alt-rightist more like alt-autist LOL

Need a /Finnish/German/Yellow/English Rose/gf2017/ lads.

will most like be dead by 2057

i don't know if it's because it's the start of the century but that seems a bit short. :'(

brimful of asha on the 45

Hope one of these big strong Aussie lads in /brit/ will protect me when I visit.

post the text lad

more like bum full of aisha hehe

shan't

heh

I rimmed aisha on the m60

people dont just behave that way mate. you must be an unlikeable person to receive such abuse. sort your life out, freak.

WAHEYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR LADS

yes

questionable post

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hope a spider nips your bollocks

you ever do it lads where you're taking a poo and you lean over, pull your tackle to the side and watch the poo come out and make its way down to the bowl?

haha me neither

just paid £5.75 for a tiny bit of haloumi in a bun and some grass
thanks london

todger and gonads are too big

Can we all agree that 'Wonderful Christmas Time' by Paul McCartney is the worst of the popular Christmas songs?

Literally sounds like he thought it up on the shitter and wrote the lyrics on the back of a toilet roll tube

Basically I want one of you to slam your big throbbing cock inside my arsehole and keep pounding until you decide you're finished with my slutty boipucci.

>pull your tackle to the side
dont need to

Have never seen my own asshole

doing some things, and some stuff as well

try melbum

i don't have it, i got a new number and phone because it scared me

i don't go on their normie outings but that's it, i work in a section on my phone, only interaction i have is going in and out of reception

the man who has never seen his own arsehole can never be a real man

besides london which is obviously just next level, whats the best city in the UK?

>arrive in London
>see a bus that says White City on the front of it
>collapse on the floor in laughter whilst everyone just walks past giving me strange looks

love this city haha x

mirrors don't count retard

just heard it on the radio didn't you
i'd know because mum's got the radio on in the other room haha

calling bullshit on it then I'm afraid lad, dig out the original archive post for us

cork

lel

Manchester

Sara's home town of perth 2bh

at the end of the day any man who has never had a feel around in his own arsehole isn't a real man

aaaaa
don't want a lot for christmas
I don't care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
I just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish coOOOOME truuuuuUUUuue
all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU yeah

Probably Liverpool or Edinburgh

Rasheed

>besides londonistan

You might like brum as well rasheed

>all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lmao

>girl I dated will be seeing her new boyfriend this xmas
>it should've been me
>i'm all alone

I literally hate xmas and new years, it just serves as a reminder of how lonely I am.

>london is a shithole filled with non-whites
>london is statistically the most prosperous place in the UK, and one of the top 3 cities in the world

How does rorke reconcile this in his mind?

manchester

almost lads
almost

staying really really quiet so mummy doesn't make me tidy up for tomorrow :x

Christmas day rules:
No talking about gfs
No feels
Real depression hours is cancelled from tonight until the night of the 27th
Happy posts only

me and the lads

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what's happening tomorrow

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plymouth

the 40% of whites living there all make on average £80k a year, whereas the pakis and poos have all the shit jobs, live in the shit areas and keep the city actually running

playing gta online by myself

funeral

someone is still posting in the old thread

i hope this doesn't become a popular gimmick

Got a heart from the Japanese qt I'm texting lads.

A full blown emoji, none of that

>fox and grapes

business idea: obliterate anyone who isn't white/oriental/middle eastern

I invented this gimmick, glad to see it being put to good use

>paki on holiday

here
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kek

provincials are so predictable

going out to the pub with a few old m8s tonight lads

>besides london which is obviously just next level

...

just got a semi watching the missus kissing father christmas ngl

playing /brit/ like a fiddle is the ultimate gimmick

>station announcement that says if you see something that isn't right then to report it
>report a women wearing a burqua to security
>get arrested for hate speech

not a good start to christmas lads

hmm

still doubtful but in any case, get concrete proof it's that lad at work who sent it and go to HR

why do people still post this rage comic

best christmas films?

gonna go with eyes wide shut

>kids in australia are opening their stockings on the beach in 30 degree heat as we speak

>besides london which is obviously just next level

We're all weeping now, weeping because
There ain't nothing we can do to protect you

Die Hard

k-on

>you will never live in the gilded world of central London, flitting in black cabs between Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class theatre performances, and private Pall Mall clubs
>you will never have some of the world's finest museums, libraries, and galleries on your doorstep
>you will never earn enough to live in a mansion in Hampstead, Mayfair, or Chelsea
>you will never have a country house in the Cotswolds you can spend a weekend at whenever you want
>you will never send your children to an elite London private school
>you will never rise beyond provinical mediocrity as a section manager at DFS Wanksborough

t. white Londoner

Oh, but, what's that? I have to share my streets with brown people and tourists? Oh well, I guess you win. Case closed then, nice one Deano.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

it's actually an alright place

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

reddit

it's 4:10 AM

b-but pakis

arrival was pretty decent

Hey, little train! Wait for me!
I once was blind but now I see
Have you left a seat for me?
Is that such a stretch of the imagination?