Astros @ Angels Game Thread

Eternal despair edition

Who cares about lineups, just come here to shitpost.

altuve is cute

CUTE

who /Orange County/ here?

We all are

Astros Cute (CUTE) rankings

1. Altuve
2. Gattis (bear)
3. Springer
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900000001. Brent Strom

Don't you just want to squeeze him?

At least Shoe can still pitch

I want Skaggs to come back

Fucking Lastros offense is pissing me off again. I may kill myself if we don't win tonight.

All hope is lost. Just waiting for Texas to choke in the playoffs at this point.

She looks super high maintenance

Please have sex

I have, that's how I know she probably is high maintenance. It's especially corroborating when she works around multimillionaires.

I'm actually /Inland Empire/

pls no bully

Enjoy your 110 degree weather

I work for an HVAC install company so thanks, I will.

ayy didn't see this thread

>disastros

Coronabro reporting in

Shit really? I used to live right off the 15 at magnolia, basically next door to centennial. I'm in Riverside now.

Noice. Just moved from riverside myself.

What about Jakey and sexy cowboy rasmus

>tfw SGV

TYBT

THANK YOU BASED
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I'd like to go back too, it's just a matter of finances. Riverside's got more super cheap housing as far as I've found. Corona got much nicer since I've been away.

That homer was Vlad-like

Meanwhile Marte watches a ball he hits off the wall and ends up with a long single

Riverside is developing a lot now too though especially in the Tyler Mall area. Even in the last year since I moved, they have made a ton of improvements.

She is very pretty. She'll probably be one of the last humans I think about before I an hero after my bday.

>especially in the Tyler Mall area
True, but I live up more towards Alessandro, around Victoria not down by Mission Grove. It's basically just shitty residential areas and the Plaza, that's it.

You should tweet her about that

That's almost MoVal. That's way out there. Not too familiar with that area.

Nah, she has a good life, she shouldn't have some irrelevant person telling her stuff like that.

>That's almost MoVal.
Not really, it's basically central Riverside. Pic related. You'd have to go past UCR to hit moval.

>that trout homer

literally how

He's the greatest baseball player of all time

I didn't know Allesandro stretched that far. I'm really not familiar with the area. Can't wait until they finish up with all that 91 construction.

Well actually the white street in that circle is mostly Central, but after it turns south and crosses that one street it turns into Alessandro. Which is also weird because Arlington turns into Chicago at that same intersection. The whole area is super plain though, just poor people, old people, and new families, with a couple shopping centers in there.

>91 construction
You mean west of the 15? I get to avoid most of that nonsense, I work down in Dos Lagos.

>Getting bossed around by a manlet

>better than Ruth, Mays, Cobb, Gehrig, Williams, etc.

Yeah, no

>Ruth
>Mays

Overrated shit that looks good on a 15 fps black and white film

Put Trout in their era and he would put up numbers twice as good as he is now

Also,
>dat umpball

Dinger or no?

Official rules state that yellow line is in play

It probably went off the railing, just landed pefectly. Much more likely than bouncing directly off the yellow line on top. It's not like a sharp corner that it would bounce off like that.
source: have season tix in right field bleachers and catch bp ballz on the reg cuz am faggot with no friends.

Reed fucking sucks. Way too overhyped coming out of AAA. Fat ass needs to be sent back down. Can't even score again Matt fucking Shoemaker. Embarrassing.

Based Shoemaker

Storm, Quakes, or 66ers?

Based Trout

>slippy t

tfw id pay good money to see curry get blacked

based trout having a laff with the manlet

It was pretty cute, they're both cool players

Torii is coming out of retirement

Croned

awwww yissssssss

>tfw a beaner as an owner of my favorite sports team

build wall around angel stadium when?

fuk the pujols/hamilton contracts
fuck you arte

Still more white than Los Doyers

Look on the bright side
>Mfw Dipoto's Mariners are crashing and burning
>Mfw Seattle fell for the Dipoto meme

check em
ain't even mad
agree with all of this

I'm pretty sure the doyers actually have more whites on their team

Look on the bright side
>Arte the absolute madman claiming Nava/whoever isn't on the DL in left is not bad
>Literally half the team playing full time is random
>Angels need CJ Cron somehow to be a major contributor
>Nava bats clean up sometimes for some reason somehow no one knows?
>SP is a god damn dumpster fire outside of Shoe who just recently pulled the nigger dick out of his ass and showed up
>MFW Arte is tanking while claiming to want to compete
>MFW Arte wants to build a new stadium in LA/play where the Rams will be
>MFW his bean ass wants to get beanier

Jett Bandy has got to be the whitest name i've ever seen

That would be John Butterworth

Jim Johnson would like a word with you.

that angels bullpen feel

DANIEL NAVA IS BATTING .197 WITH 1 HOME RUN AND 6 RBI. EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT.

Jim Bob Cooter

Miss me yet?

>curry will never do a facial abuse scene in your lifetime

literally no reason to continue living

wtf I hate trout now

FUCK NO THAT FAGGOT DOESNT EVEN BLAZE

TYBT

this team is so fucking shit outside of trout

>this team is so fucking shit outside of trout

So I stopped watching baseball after the astros got swept in the 2005 WS by the white Sox.

Just got back in a year or so ago.

What the fucking happened to Pujols? Did he age terribly or get off PED or someone?

His legs are made of jello and he's horrifically overpaid

he's also the star of my nightmares since i was 10 years old

Exactly.

I remember the early 2000s where he just murdered the astros every fucking time.

UH OH!

Manle time

Damn if that was anyone but Castro, that may have been a good sac fly

there was a game last season where I was at the beach with my family and it was an extra inning game, like 1230 at night, 12th inning I think, and I'm watching with my step-brother and my dad walks in, sees Pujols at bat. He says, "we're gonna lose" turns and walks away. Then Pujols hits the walk-off HR.


I hate him

Cardinals aren't feeding him PEDs anymore and he's actually 40 years old

See you losers tomorrow. Houston, you have NO PROBLEM,!

This fucking team

I don't usually say this, but honestly kill yourself Pujols. You have been nothing but a choker and a blight on this organization since day one.

>disastros

If repeating digits we score 3+

Please home run

>LASTROS
>LASTROS
>LASTROS

apologize

the day i don't check sp there is a thread

My apologies, I took about a month off from making threads

>double play

did expect anything else honestly

Fuck you Simmons

this team just keeps finding ways to disappoint me

Holy shit great game, here's some H-town ass.

more pls

Here ya go!

talk about asstros!

>both teams get bases loaded no outs in 9th
>Astros 2, Angels 0
The people leaving at the beginning of the 9th knew what was up, that was brutal