At the club

At the club
What do?

Kys

Do you have an assault rifle?

Go somewhere better. That looks shit.

I would do it for the views, but don't really feel like to

Shoot them

Lick the man in the jean shorts' calves while yelling "you were asking 4 it!"

Allahu Akhbar

>Pull out gun
>Realise its not a gay bar
>go find a gay bar
>pull out gun
>somehow kill 49 people and injure over 100 with low ammunition.

+

Wish I had some tnt

GO HOME TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND jk have a nice evening hon (:

lost, I kek'd so hard

also: stoner thought on the top of my head, what if the Orlando dude just got really into GTA? Why don't we blame violent vidya anymore? Sounds like the dude went into the strip club and shot it up too many times with full cheat codes on to get dank weapons

is it a gay club?

What the fuck are you doing on your phone? Socialize makes friends and have a good time.

Scream out of nowhere ALLAHU AKBAR, and watch how everybody screams in terror

whip your dick out

I do have a gf, but she lives a city away and don't really feel like going
Am socioasing but felt a lil bored now

It's your gf here and HA Ha gotcha so u don't wanna come. Someone's getting slapped tomorrow x) and it's not me

Kys

>she lives a city away

In other words this guy is dating some girl he never met online and his buddy dragged him out to the club because he's too embarrassed to tell his friend about his "girlfriend"

Wow Sherlock u damn good

Yep, u sure got me