Excuse me sir, I've received some reports of dubs in the area, possibly even a set of trips

Excuse me sir, I've received some reports of dubs in the area, possibly even a set of trips.

If you are in possession of said digits, and you hand them over now, I won't ask any questions and let you off with a warning.

So, are you going to comply?

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N-no dubs here officer....heh heh

puck the folice

Ok, thank you for your time sirs....but I'm still getting reports of dubs. If anyone here has dubs, hand them over now and I won't ask any questions.

just get out. seriously.

I didin do nuffin jus' a nigga passin' by

Hello, officer!

I would never own any dubs. I'm clean as a whistle!

seconded

catch me if you can

My apologies for bothering you sirs, it appears you are clean.

Fucking newfags, these threads have been around forever, what's wrong with them?

I hate summer. Also, officer, one moment, let me check my bag and see if I have any dubs.

W-wait a minute, officer! Do I smell... are these... ARE THESE DUBS?

No sir, all I have is an excessive amount of melanin. Am I free to go?

Yes, officer, I do have dubs in my possession. However, they are medicinal dubs prescribed by a physician, and obtained from a licensed dispensary. Thanks for your service.

Yes sir. I confiscated them recently from a dubs cartel. Sorry for causing confusion.


Thank you for your time, you are free to go.

Fuck the po-lice!

These so called "get threads" are the lowest form of gambling there is, enjoy your virginities, degenerates.

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Sorry for holding you up, but it looks like you are all clean. You can go on your way now.

Sorry, but these are singles.

I sure hope you catch them, they sound dangerous.

I don't have any dubs on me right now

Officer this isn't fair, I always carry dubs with me.

No dubs here, occifer.

Anyone owning dubs should be locked away for good! This society only needs singles.

Glad to see everyone is clean. Nothing makes me happier than law abiding citizens.

fuck the law and fuck your mother

Nothing to see here, officer

Hello, Officer!
Come closer...
Closer...
Check' em!

O fug get him

I perfect law citizen.

FUCK YOU PIGS

ARREST THIS MAN

OFFICER!!!!

I don't have dubs! Who said anything about dubs? I mean, what are dubs? I surely haven't seen any dubs around here! Fuck dubs! Right? RIGHT???

Sirs, you have 2 options.

Hand over the dubs and go free, or I will have to take you in.

YOULL NEVER GET THEM!

I have nothing on me, officer :)

Dindu muffin offica

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dindu nuffin officer

well you cant shoot a white cis man that easily
haha kys shitbag
catch me if you can

Freeze! hand over those dubs!

If not, I will have to place you under arrest.

Nothing here officer!

Checked

A distraction appears

i'm clear officer !

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Hell naw

Sirs, get in the squad car. You failed to hand over your dubs, you are now all under arrest.

I am the law

UNDERRATED

Fuck tha police

bitch i'm fine.

False arrest of non-dubs, and dubs yourself?

fag i can smell your dubs from here
should i report you to your chief? or are you keeping me free?

It appears you have dubs, hand them over or I'm taking you in.

If you didn't notice, those non dubs are the same poster who had dubs, and refused to hand them over. The dubs I have have been confiscated as evidence.

oh shit

Dont mind me officer, I'm clean.

The dubs I have are evidence. Mind your own business.

Sir, will you hand those over peacefully?

Nah, i want my lawyer first

those are other dubs
dont pull that reason on me
you traitor

Oh! hi there, Mr Officer

These are not the dubs you're looking for...

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Witness these trips

QUADS GET

No dubs here you fucking monkey.

thats not even close silly man

Talk to my lawyer, pig scum.