Welp. I just had unprotected sex with a black, trans escort. How cosmicly fucked am I?

Welp. I just had unprotected sex with a black, trans escort. How cosmicly fucked am I?

10/10
IGN

poor girl, i hope she's doing ok

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You'll probably be OK.

On a scale of not to probably, you get a definite probably.

Good God just anything but HIV. HIV and I might an hero.

To be fair, I only lasted like 10s once she put me in. I usually last about 10 min this was first time with anal. And first time TS.

Go to the hospital and tell them what you did. If you contracted HIV and get started on HIV medication within less than 72 hours, you have a high probability of being cured.

poor girl, it must have been hard for her to hold in the laughter

Pics muffuggah

just got get fucking tested and dont be a pussy. All they ask if how many people you slept with and what gender. Just tell them you fucked some dudes (theyll look at you like a faggoot, but that is exactly what you are, a faggot.) then youll piss in a cup, get a few other things done then you leave. If you get a call in a week or two by them then you are fucked and should just kill yourself.

Prolly. You ever felt a butthole man? Way different. It was like muscle confusion, but for my dick.

and for this you are an even larger faggot, and even if you dont have stds then you should probably kill yourself. Think about that to yourself, you only lasted 10 seconds fucking a dude, WOW you are an even bigger faggot then i first thought. Definitely RIP yourself

Unfortunately HIV doesn't show on antibody blood tests for at least 2 months. So if he gets tested now that doesn't mean he's HIV free.

Last thing I need is someone blowing up her phone. Pics = reverse lookup her ad = phone#. I'll try to find someone similar.

Fair enough. We need to fap.

Also, greentext how this went down.

Another Trump voter acts on his true desires.

I could maybe redeem myself by getting better at fucking dudes?

enjoy your AIDS?

The most common test has a 95% success rate at 4 weeks. 99% by 12 weeks. When I walked out, I literally set a date for 1 .month on my calendar to get tested.

givers have a way less chance of getting hiv then receavers.

how does that make any sense???

She basically looked like this. Lips were smaller, and her nails weren't long like that. Greentext inc

Not bad. I'd hit it, but I'd use a condom.

the question is though, why did you go ahead and contact and meet an escort, intending to fuck them, and not bring a condom? You're stupid and you should feel stupid.

google it. circumcised vs none circumcised matters to

Read up on the med studies. You only have a 0.62% chance of contracting HIV from anal sex. It's not half as easy to catch as people think. You're probably fine.

It's the 'anal feels better than vaginal sex' meme.

Anyone who frequents anal will know what I'm talking about.

I imagine that a lot of people that catch and spread it are junkies who then go and fuck other junkies who then go a fuck regular randos to money.

it feels exactly the same.

I'm not talking about the statistics of catching it as a whole, that is the actual probability of contracting HIV from having anal sex with someone who's poz.

anal is way overrrated.

yes, considering the nig is hooking and barebacking randoms, the possibility of her having herp and god knows what is high.

HIV for you though? very small chance. Go to hospital and get PReP if you're really afraid, but odds are tiny.

>has never had anal sex
It's actually considerably less enjoyable. The inside of a pussy is textured, the asshole isn't. Once the sphincter gets used to your cock being inside and relaxes you can barely feel anything at all.

>find only ad that isn't covered in fucking emojis on back page.
>actually well written with nice but realistic photos.
>tfw not a jungle monkey, but maybe cops
>call number. Sexy voice. She's flirty. Discuss prices. 150/half hour
>Go to hotel. Its nice as fuck. Not the usual hooker slum.
>Go up to her room, knock.
>Not my first rodeo but first time with Tranny. Nervous.
>"oh user, I was right. You are handsome."
>yeahokay.gif (clean cut, above avg looks, slightly overweight)
>she waves me in. "Give me a hug user".
>puts her arms around and obv starts a pat down
>"I hope you don't mind user, just need to check"
>runs her hands around my back and chest, then my waste.
>gets on her knees to feel around my legs and butt. As she reaches behind me, she looks up and presses her face into my crotch. When she talks I can feel the vibration of her voice on my sick.

Cont. If interest

also. next time, try a quick fap.

Oh god. So far so hot, mate...

keep going, she sounds cute

Fucking auto correct. Waist* dick*

I def didn't say it was better. Just different. Novelty is a thing.

Cause they always have a condom... This is the first time I didn't bring one :/

it was also the first time you fucked a trap. you should have been prepared just in case.

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did they use lube when you fucked them?

I would feel like I won the lotto if I came out of that one clean bro

make with the rest of the story

150/hhr for a negro sounds like a lot to me.
>at least you got BB full service
>we need more deets
fake tits or no?

I hooked up with a tranny in Key West years ago. I was drunk as fuck.
Was pretty fun, what I can remember of it.
How big was her cock OP?

Ha, they have a lot of trannies in Key West! I thought about it when I was there, but luckily my friends kept me out of trouble.

seconded!!

Go to tests 3 months from now.

OP is a huge faggot.

This is now a tranny fucking thread.

I got a few massages and fucked a post op before. AMA if you want.

She was pretty hot from what I can remember.
She kept pushing me away when we were back at the hotel room going at it when I went to go reach between her legs.
She was afraid I was gonna beat her ass. As if I didn't know. I was fucking drunk, not clueless.

maybe she just doesn't like people touching it

This user knows what's

Please, user.

anything specific you wanna know?

>got a massage from this super hot asian with fake tittays
>she's a little funny, I told her she was "tight" and she got weird , like what does that mean user?!?
>after the flip, she's stradding me , and forces me to suck her cock(not really my thing)
>she asks me if I see a lot of trannies
>I can see where this is going
>nope.png
>she pops me in her ass BB
>oooooh you're so naughty, user! you're in me bare!
>she pulls it out
>she puts it back in, just past the pooper, and does it in such a way I almost nut from just that, in 1 second
>I think she jerked me off in the end
>wish I'd saved her phone number

have post op story if anybody cares

Not the case in my instance.
I told her I didn't care and I knew.
She didn't know what to say at first, but then she told me that someone really freaked out on her in the past, so she is REALLY scared now. After she knew I wasn't gonna fucking kill her, we went at it for a while and she said she was so relieved.
I'm not into dudes at all, but I swear if I lived in the Keys and didn't have to fly back home, I would still be with her to this day. She was fucking awesome to chill with.
No fucking typical female drama and bullshit.

not op but have been in very similar position but it was a post op. not an escort but was HIV+. The 3 month wait to get the all clear was fucking torture. also explainng it at the clinic was a bit of a beamer.

God, that's so fucking hot. Did she cum?

I can sympathize with how quickly the situation can develop... before you know it, you've done something foolish.

This is why you should always carry a condom with you, EVEN THOUGH pros are supposed to have them.

>"everything looks good from here" she visibly relaxes
>I'm a paranoid fuck so I still check around the room. Everything looks good.
>walk up behind her. "You checked me. Only fair if I check you as well"
>"okay user if you say so ;)"
>I press up against her and start running my hands across her stomach and up to her breasts.
>she responds by arching her back and rhymically wiggling her ass against me as my hands search.

Let me just say btw she was by far the most fit person I've ever touched. Worked out daily, no doubt.

>her skin is so fucking soft. She smells great.
>I run my hands down to her tight ass, around her firm thighs, and finally brush against her soft cock
>disgonnabegood.png
>"haha okay user. Do you have my donation?"
>put 150 on nightstand.
>"good. Now anything you want to take off, pile on that chair so you don't forget it."
>keep conversation while awkwardly taking clothes off.
>look up
>she's taken most of her clothes off and is sexily crawling across the bed towards me
>"cmon user, come to bed. I want you to explore me"
>okay, this one is actually into this shit.
>I get on the bed. In one motion, she lays back and pulls me on top of her.
>"do whatever you want user. If something is too much, I'll stop you"
>im on top of her, in between her legs. Shes still wearing panties, but I can see her growing.
>I just start running my hands across her smooth body and start playing with her tits
>"You can finish oral or anal or ...." she starts moaning
>either she actually enjoys this or is really good at what she does. Either way, rare as fuck.
>still playing with her tits and kissing on her neck. She wraps her legs around me and starts gyrating. Our cocks are rubbing together through her panties.
>"user... Do you want to see my cock?"

Cont If you fuckers are still here.

have to take my hands off my cock to post this
plz continue OP

You got two interesting stressing months to worry about, sometimes even three if not probably you would get some other fucked up disease get some penicilin shots faggot.

>>God, that's so fucking hot. Did she cum?
kek nah, she wasn't jacking off or anything. I'm not even sure if she was hard. I'd proabably have to pay more to see her cum. It was like $150/hr I think but that was for massage, not full service.

Yeah, you'd think they'd all have them.
>in retrospect, I doubt i was a "special" client, as it was my first time with her
>she must have done that trick before

I was too worked up to even think of saying no. I didn't know I could cum so fast like that. Never felt that again, just amazing.

>she had skills

I was thinking of doing a tranny escort all week, but I dunno, I didnt, instead I did this cute girl for "Short stay" (Was there like 20 minutes) for 60 bucks, fucker her in the pussy, lol I always try to finger hookers assholes, they never like it.

The tranny I was considering was like $50 to fuck, others i saw are $100 or up.
I dunno I try never to pay more than like $80, but really i need to stop seeing "escorts" Ill do it twice a month, sometimes 3, I really would like to stop.

But it would be nice to try a tranny once.
But WTF @ no condom OP, I have never NOT used a condom.

is a IT not a she bro.
FAGGOT

my only complain is you didn't type this up before posting.

excellent greentext storytelling, however.

>continue plox

So she just slipped inside you for a moment and then pulled out? You're probably safe, user.

That sounds hot as hell, mate.

Q: Why would a trans escort have bareback sex?
A: Because he already has AIDS

LITERALLY the only answer.

damn, son.

This honestly also if that thing asked you if you had any diseases brace yourself OP.
Sucks to be you

I one time ate out an escort, luckily I didnt get anything but that when I was a newb at it, now I know never to do that again.

>>So she just slipped inside you for a moment and then pulled out? You're probably safe, user.

I'm not OP, btw. Yes, she put me in for a few pumps, then pulled me out and like, just fucked her hole with it and pullled it in and out so I only had her ass clenching on the head of my cock. I seriously would have cum if she'd put it all the way in. it was unreal.

I can't remember if I was worried about catching anything or not. Probably.
>nothing is worth that fear until the tests come back clean

All of this is making me really crave a tranny...

But I know I'll regret it if I hire an escort. I ALWAYS do. Lol.

Have you in the past?

>slightly overweight

why do i feel like this isn't entirely honest?

Escort, yes. Tranny, no.

>>But I know I'll regret it if I hire an escort. I ALWAYS do. Lol.

kek
IKTF, user. I literally *always* hate myself after banging one and swear I'll never do it again.

What I used to do is jack off and if I still wanted to fuck one afterwards, then I would.
>neverhappened.xml

but I wouldn't always do that and wind up on the prowl. It's been I think a year since I cut out that part of my life.
>I probably banged....well dozens of hookers
>not proud of it in retrospect

>never touched a cock before. Suddenly I want to put my mouth all over it. I nod
>she pulls her panties off and I see my first cock. Probably 7in, with a slight curve. Shaped normal, looks clean.
>still playing with her tits (fake but look really good) as I kiss around her thighs. Tease the edges of her shaft and balls with my tongue
>smooth and smells good. I'm fucking rock hard.
>she is completely hard and starts playing with herself. I start alternating between tonguing her shaft and sucking on her balls.
>I move down and start licking on her taint and ass. Basically the same as with a girl. She's moaning and jerking herself off.
>she moans loud and that does it for some reason. "Let see that cock". I take a cock into my mouth for the first time.
>I play with it in my mouth for a while, and manage to take the whole thing. Admittedly, I need some practice.
>I stop and she rubs the head of it on my tongue as she jerks it. "Oh fuck user I'm going to cum oh god"
>I'm playing with her tits and ass as she rubs her cock on my tongue until she fucking busts on her self.
>she reaches for a towel and quickly wipes it off. "Now for you user"

Cont. Next is last one.

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HIV isn't a death sentence anymore. But I get wanting to an hero

M2f or f2m?

Ya, I figured an escort, a female escort, why did you regret it? Details please!

I've done a good number and I'll be honest yea alot of them suck lol.

So. Fucking. Hot.

I love that she actually came for you; I think that shows she really was enjoying herself.

I regretted it because I felt... dirty.

I almost never do full service, just a HJ or a BJ. But still, I kinda sorta hate myself afterwards.

And the good ones feel the most "dangerous" in a way. I am already addicted to the process... But I feel that, if I become addicted to a specific provider, I'll have a real problem.

>"her"
>"she"

lets not lie to ourselves, those are dudes with fake tits

>>I've done a good number and I'll be honest yea alot of them suck lol.

not that user but rarely are they satisfying
>but maybe if I paid $350 an hour or so I'd get GFE
and I always feel kinda dirty afterwards. I actually feel better about getting a masssage and handy then banging a hooker.

I know what you mean, worse is if you do more, it kinda feels less dirty and then you realize that isn't good.
Also I've some only a few twice, yea never want to use just one whore, worse is ones you do once and youll get a random text from them a month laster, I act like I just got the number then they fuck off.

Luckily theres an app called sideline that gives you an alt number.

>she

I think I like finding the right one and the excitement of going to see her more than the actual sex. The sex is never that great, but the thrill of the thing is.

yeah yeah whatever
here's your (you)

>whatever

what? Its a dude you faggot

No amount of mental gymnastics will change that fact

theres nothing wrong with fucking dudes, i do it all the time. But don't lie to yourself

> the excitement of going to see her more than the actual sex
You hit the nail on the head. I love trying out new massage parlors. But when I REALLY like a place, I don't go back for a long time.

>>You hit the nail on the head. I love trying out new massage parlors. But when I REALLY like a place, I don't go back for a long time.

so cal here. There are a lot to choose from. I had a fav, but like you, I'd go try others because...variety. I should have gone to the one I knew was a hit. They closed up recently, and I haven't found one as good since.

I had a mamasan who would insist on dressing me afterwards. I was a little bit weirded out at first... but then I found myself really enjoying it. Not quite GFE, but something like that.

no kidding...did you tip her?
I think I've had them try to dress me like ....once or twice out of say 50 times or so....pretty rare for me....

I only got FS at a massage parlour a couple times..the surprising part is the asian hooker actually gave a great massage, did the walking on your back thing and all of it
>man I want a massage now
>I dunno if I've ever been to a legit parlour

So Ive done escorts, never been to a massage place, what happens?
You ever get to see their tits, or anything nude?

The legit parlors can be really hard to tell from the sketchy places. I bet they get a lot of business from confused people who are expecting extras.

Yeah, MMS was my provider. I tipped her .8. No oral or FS, I know it's a lot, but that's what I give someone who blows my mind.

I did the same and somehow survived. Get yourself tested, OP. It's the only way to guarantee peace of mind

It varies widely.

Some people will ask for specific services, but I generally wait for the provider to offer. If I don't feel like receiving a certain level of service, I try to decline. Lol.

You should have shot some drugs with him too, that way you would have every risk factor for HIV covered.

OP was this her

Doctor here,

You very likely contracted Super AIDS

You will be dead within 2 yrs