In a store

>in a store
>old woman walks up to me
>says "This is my good deed for the day."
>hands me $20
>walks away
Is it safe to spend?

hold up to light, then reply

Spend it. You clearly look like a bum in need of some dosh or she would have chosen someone else, so spend it wisely fucktard

Soak it in water for twenty minutes, remove the bill and drink the cocktail. If you die, it's not okay to spend. If you're alive, it's good.

This
Do your good deed now op
Tongue punch grannys fartbox

Why?

if light can't shine through, it's fake, ever see a clerk do it?

that is not what they are checking you mong there is security shit that shows up in the light

tits or gtfo

Thanks helpful user, it's safe to spend

Ass okay?

you idiot there is a security strip in them they are not checking to see if you can see through

No. Why the fuck would I want to see an ass?

Just get some weed if you want to be in the joy of giving.

Just give it to someone else. Oman averted.

>go to bank
>get two 10s for the 20
>it's now their problem
>???
>profit

cut your fucking nails dude

Thats a weird thing to happen.

but yeah, spend away sailor.

use it to buy nail clippers. immediately.

I'll bet your mother says that every time you come home.

It's a trap