B/, I am posting this to you in extreme agony. This is no copy pasta, this isn't a stupid post trying to get attention...

b/, I am posting this to you in extreme agony. This is no copy pasta, this isn't a stupid post trying to get attention, this is a serious cry for help. I have been faithfull to you, Sup Forums, for many years, and now I hope you can help me.

I was trying to shave my genitals today, to make them a little more comfortable for summer. I had no razor, so I was using some titanium scissors. Needless to say, I missed and accidentally removed a sizable chunk from the head of my PENIS. I passed out at first, but I woke up an hour or so later, covered in blood. I was able to stop the bleeding...but I wanted to put it back on and hope it would all be better.... I used super glue. It's holdong on there, but theres still blood, and a really bad line around the chunk, and it hurts oh god so bad... I have no medical insurance so I can't go to the doctor, and I live by myself so I can't get anyone else to help.

I need someone on Sup Forums who knows something about medical stuff. What can I do? I don't know, if I leave it on there with the glue will it heal itself back on? Help me please, it hurts a lot. I've already taken 4 extra strength tylenol and its not helping...

Call 911

Even if this is fake, call 911

You need medical attention either way

we require a timestamp so we can see what we are dealing with

I agree, call 911 OP!

this dude knows what he's talking about

these one are faggots

What the fuck, that must hurt like hell.

ur supposed to use wood glue

Ok, I agree, a timestamp would help a lot more.

Kek

know how to stitch op?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sup Forums loves traps and t-gurls. Hack the rest of it off and go nullo. Smooth is hot and OP can still get prostagasms from being buttfucked.

drive across the border to canada and get free help. also i dont think super glue is gunna work

Guessing this is fake but what the hell.
Technically it's possible it could reattach but it depends how big it was and how long it was off for.

Even if it doesn't the hole may fill in enough to not look too bad.

The MASSIVE problem is infection. A big open wound and you sticking a chunk back on that was on your dirty ( this is Sup Forums) floor is almost definetly going to get infected. If you don't get some serious antibiotics you could literally lose a large part of your cock.

if an hour, you would have no feeling on the affected portion of the penis head.

Suck your pride up and go to the hospital.

i suggest getting really drunk and pouring some hyrdogen peroxide on it

Nurse here. er immediately suck it up and deal with the med debt. Just ifnore it most do. Post pic

go to the hospital you retard, i guarantee they wont give a shit, they get plenty of peope with random stuff in there ass, half a dick isnt gonna phase them

Agree with the hydrogen peroxide. Lol might be worth doing it while lying in bed as passing out from the pain is a possibility.

How hairy is your fucking dick that you were trimming near the head? Or is it just that short? Either way, you're never having sex again.

In my opinion, there is no way this could have happened, unless you were cutting the hair as if it made of steel and had just murdered your entire family, and your hair also happens to grow on the head of your dick.
You may have been able to reattach and possibly heal it if you hadn't put glue in it. Now you have to clean the glue off, and it's been hours. I'm guessing most of your dick will die then rot. At this point, it's a matter of damage control, trying to keep this injury from becoming life threatening. You probably won't ever have kids.
Seriously, how could anyone fuck up this badly.

post a picture you dumb shit

nice try

pretty sure op either past out again or went to the hospital. Either way his dick is gonna get cut off, no way around it.

>using glue to hold it together
>not using bandages like any normal 46 chromosome human would
OP must have lived his entire life in a cave to be this gifted. I bet he uses glue to fix all of his injuries, like broken bones, indigestion, and even the flu.

This might not be copypasta but it is 100% not true

>will the glue heal itself back on
>glue
... no. It will create a barrier between the skin, such that it won't be able to graft. At which point, you'll have an infected dick, and a rotting piece of flesh stuck to it.

Removed flesh, absent from the bodies oxygen supply and nutrients/ co2 removal for an hour, highly ennervated tissue, pushing and Glamour Shots end of the male genitalia, dirty Sup Forums floor, nonsterile scissors, reattached using polymethyl/methalcrylate ester based glue in Vietnam War (police action) military surgeon method.

Prognosis based on Not taking broad spectrum Or targeting antibiotics, not going to Plastic Surgeon specialist: not good. Chunk may live briefly, probably infect surrounding are, wound aesthetics poor.

Prognosis with self medication with any unused/leftover oral antibiotics (black market Cipro "Ciprofloxacin" your best hope: avoid overdosing because of headaches/hearing loss) and using Silver solution/suspension type of antibacterial ointment topically available OTC, attaching with steri-strips, pray to your and any other gods for luck: Slightly better

Prognosis with "Hospital: ASAP Mode" : your best bet to recover or at least have the wound properly sutured and internally contoured to be able to close properly leaving you with minimal scarring and a fully functioning penis with the shortest recovery time.

Run!