Hows this gonna feel Sup Forums?

Hows this gonna feel Sup Forums?

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>The Meat Puppets
>The Vaselines
Are you reinventing grunge?

Like putting your cock into a slice of dead cow back flesh. Wouldn't mom be proud

I got no shame. There was a guy who made a sex toy with a cow heart and car battery. Cranked it up too much and electrocuted himself to death.

This is Sup Forums. We wanna know how it tastes after

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Nothing like a vagina

hory sheet!

OP here. Nobodies answered me yet.

this

your dick wouldn't fit it's not going to stretch like a real vagina

BWaahahaha!!!! Right????? SO EFIN RIGHT!!!

Salty milk and coins

try using a live cow

How would you know?

OP put it in the oven at 375 degrees for 55 minutes to get it nice and warm

>sex toy with a cow heart and car battery
You know that show is fake right
dumbass

real fucking good, OP

Rare

>The Vaselines
>grunge

>your dick wouldn't fit
HAVE YOU ACTUALLY EVER PUT YOUR DICK IN ANYTHING??!!

Probably will be too cold to be comfortable and if you heat it up, that warm sloppy raw meat will be even more contaminated with your own sloppy smegma raw meat. And the smell would be unbearable. The meat will go to waste.

Just buy a fleshlight you disgusting mouthbreathing mongrel.

This is how the new AIDS starts.

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Give yer meat a good ol' rub.

You cant cook a fleshlight after using it. Plus with a fleshlight you have to clean it, its a hassle. Meat is way better.

It's funny how everyone pretends to be normal until it's time to masturbate.

Have you. That aint a vagina, son.

Feed it to someone/something when your finished.

You're planning on cooking and eating your cum and dick flakes as seasoning for your meat?? That does sound a little fun and creative OP. But does the Vaseline Fuck up the taste?

Like complete shame. I mean I feel dirty enough after jacking-off to trap and femdom porn.

New meaning to "fleshlight" ....make sure to eat it when your done.

It's the secret sauce

Use olive oil instead of vaseline...tastes good mang.

Liver alone!

Her honor is at steak!

the tip of your dick can absorb bacteria op, you need to cook that meat if youre gonna fuck it