I'm bored, so I'll entertain y'all with a civ thread

I'm bored, so I'll entertain y'all with a civ thread

You autists somehow manage to form a settlement. The light green is lowland fields, the dark green is a forest. and the blue is the sea. There is a river to the north and another settlement north of that. You don't really know anything about the other settlement, other than the fact that it is there and it is probably bigger than yours.
>pop: 10(all male)
>Food: 5

every turn the settlement consumes 1 unit of food. dubs decides what y'all do that turn. The first person to get dubs(or higher I guess) decides.
inb4 bad drawing, make your own thread if it bothers you so much

place several potatos in a circle and douse them in sunny-d to summon rain

Send two men into woods to gather wood for fire and construction

>implying we have potatoes

>logical response
>proper formatting
>acceptable grammar
>gets dubs
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

I got nothing better to do so

This goes fine

your resources are now
>pop: 10(all male)
>food: 4
>wood: 4

Let's shoot for two.
Use wood and some stone to create stone tools and weapons. Leftover wood goes into housing.

double dubs
CHECK'D

draw it fucker

How can I collect food in this game?

make a farm nigger

77, 88, 99 incomming

If I was OP I would

Ok we do that then.

Op since I got repeating digits, I decided we would make a farm!

the post or a reroll of that post has to get dubs
you can't recycle old dubs

Make a farm GO

I want a farm NOW

rollin rollin rollin

Give me a farm

I said

Send two men out to gether stone.
Place two men on patrol around settlement.
Send two men to hunt wildlife for food.
Remaining four construct farm.

Farm

Reroll

Check em

Op should have just given me a farm when I first got dubs. Or write down the rules somewhere so i can know where to get food from.

nice post, that's the response I want
you find little stone, and the hunters are only mildly successful, but that farm is dank and produces 1 food per day. you use 1 wood to build the farm

>pop: 10
>food: 5
>wood:3
>stone: 2

let's farm the shit out of this

oops forgot image

Ok thats nice i think lets build another farm

GUYS WE NEED WATER

REROLLING FOR WATER
WE NEED TO DRINK
ALSO FOR LIKE CLEANING OURSELVES AND SHIT
AND SO WE DONT HAVE TO WALK TO THE RIVER

OP here, y'all have a well
knew I was forgetting to mention something

Are you retarded?

@OP (can't double quote on clover)
Gather some water to make mud/clay for forges and shit.

If we just make alot of farms the crops will suck the nutritients out of the earth so the other village will have no nutritients and then we can sell them overpriced potatos

(forge user here )

Make mud for forges and pots and shit

Yeah u can

Maybe update the app homie. Im on clover right now.

We just make a bunch of farms guys

I say we make another dank farm

why don't we make a mine
for like iron and shit

4 anons construct clay.
4 anons gather wood
2 anons remain on patrol around settlement

Soon as I'm home maybe. I'm on metro rn. Don't wanna waste data. (poorfag)

Lets say we use 10 of our peoples to make 2 new farms

Reroll

Roll again

rollo

Nice trips. 2 farms it is

Ok guys no more farms now guys!!!!! I say we send out 1 persons to look at the other village and he bring 2 units of food as a gif

nice trips

>pop: 10(all male)
>food: 7
>wood: 1
>stone: 2

goddammit forgot pic again

Make all villagers identify as women, get triggered, then send one to scout south of the forest.

Rerollo

Have a boy pussy fucking sesh

>Build the nukes

It's Valentine's Day and a wild orgy happens, population should increase

Actually have 3 of them start transitioning for morale
>production and happiness +4

What civ is OP playing?,if freeciv,build settlers and make a village near the sea.
Rinse and repeat.Then workers and roads.Irrigate when needed

Do it

Check um

Check

>try to build nukes
>waste all wood and stone
10/10 guys
>pop: 10(all male)
>food: 9

This is crazy, I am actually in the middle of a civ 5 game fucking niggers up with shaka. I'm at work right now tho and I'm counting down time until I can get out and play again. Your thread is like fresh boipuss that fills in the gap while I wait for the real thing, how do you feel about that OP?

Draw it and also the transitioning fems.

fug, didn't see those dubs
tbh this thread is dissapointing and I'm probs going to abandon it soon

forgot pic
goddammit

Whereforout thou rerolleo

Kek

Burn down the forest

invade nearby settlement and steal the all the womans

rolling for Sabines

Move settlement to the sea