Anyobdy wanna watch a fat drunk guy scratch $40 worth of lotto tickets?

Anyobdy wanna watch a fat drunk guy scratch $40 worth of lotto tickets?

Will update with winnings/losings

I'm scratching ticket #1

Goes on

Post all results

watching

sure go ahead, user

Go...

Sorry guys, the first 2 tickets were losers. I'll scratch 2 more then update

Damn. I hate when that happens

This is a quality thread

If you win more than $40, you should goto the shop and get more

Waiting on the edge of my seat!

This

monitoring

This.

keep 'em goin!

Saddest day of my life...

Hivemind

Gl op

I bought a $5 ticket in Massachusetts today. I won $50. I got a $30 ticket, but it was a loser

But $20 ones next time

Atleast you got 20 more dollars

dam

Ok guys we're in business. Won $15 total on the last 2 tickets. I'll scratch another 2 then update.

Thanks for your interest. This is fun

$15
learn2math

One of my friends from Texas won 10k (came out to about 7k)

Bumping for luck.

I bought this $20 Massachusetts ticket, and I got the "BIG" Symbol which means I win all the prizes, but they were all only $5 each

Mufuggin yaaas!

Scratch the 21 prize off

but thats $100

this you missed a winning nuber

Nice now go buy even more

Yeah, this guy. Also post losing tickets so this guy can check your work, you drunk tard.

Lurking. GL OP. Here's some dubs for luck

Dubs4Luck

got em

Sorry guys the last two were both losers. I have two tickets left.

THANK YOU to the user that pointed out my mistake. I missed a winhing number earlier so i actually won $20 so far

If I get trios you will win $50 ...

Checked

GL

i'll go buy a scratch ticket right now. dare me.

i dare u

GL, OP.

ok, got it

Rubbing da Buddha for luck

>inb4 be there in 20 minutes

Trips4Luck

Don't worry OP, I got em here

Godspeed OP, I didn't win on my scratch earlier. Hoping you fare better

Cool thread OP. I wanna see more gambles here.

Missed that #21. So i now have $20 in winning and, incidentally this user was correct all along

Good luck OP, big money my nigger, big money!

Sure could use a winner myself what with... just a sec.

$136,232 in student loan debt
and
$21,662 in credit card debt

I just got here , offering support.

I almost stopped to buy a ticket...or 10.

There's 25 million of these tickets. Just for texas, damn.

LOL fucked for life

hope you picked a career you enjoy to offset the stress of that debt.

Some places in MA let you buy tickets with a debit card and that is SUPER fucking dangerous

Go buy $20 worth of more scratchers. Do it, faggot! Bumping.

This reminds me of a story in my childhood.
>be 10
>at babysitters
>place was a dump, once there was a piece of meat on her couch that was covered in maggots
>feels she's lucky one day
>buys 200 bucks worth of 1 dollar lottery tickets
>used the money that was supposed to be for food on them, so she fed us a nasty cheese sandwich
>just cheese. No mayo. Not grilled
>only wins 50 bucks out of the whole thing
>gets really angry and sends us outside for like 7 hours while she sat in her room really angry
Fucking bitch deserved it.

I did thankfully, yes. Information security.

However, as much as I enjoy my job still not sure if $67k/yr is worth it.

Did he scratch all the tickets yet?

I like those odds.

But seriously I saw the odds and switched to sport duel sites. But it got taken away in texas.

Which is good because while I was competing with less people my chances of even breaking even proved to be the same.

How much do your parents hate you to send to there?

OP here. I won $10 on one of the last two tickets, which means I lost a net total of $10 tonight. Sorry guys.

I'll do this again tomorrow night aftet i trade in these tickets for more. I looked online and this particular ticket still has all 4 jackpot prizes ($2,500/week for 20 years) in play as well as a lot of on-jackpot prizes.

Goodnight Sup Forums. Thanks again for your intetest and support. See you next time

Damn, this was a decent thread OP...

night you glorious bastard

Stop gambling sucker.

My dad didn't really listen to what I said about the conditions. Plus it was the only place flexible with his work hours. I didn't grow up with a mom so it was hard on him raising me and my brother

The last winning ticket

I didn't know they had what was left in play online. I will have to deposit 40 bucks in the closet gas station for worthless paper that leaves gray shards of broken dreams on my carpet.


That sounds sarcastic but I am serious about buying them

Well remember that for when you have kids. Hope life is better now

Go for it brother. Can't win if you don't play

Waiting

Can someone with autism check my tickets for me? I missed one earlier. I am pretty drunk after all

>6 figure education
>buying scratchoff tickets

I'm gonna call horseass, friend

Yeah it is. My Dad imported my step mom from Japan so she's been a huge help

Don't belittle my autism, science shows I'm intellectually superior!

They're all losers.

OP here. I have all these tickets because i bought a few (3) yesterday and this one won $100. So i went to the gas station and took $60 cash and $40 in tickets

>6 figure education

What? Please explain

Why wait? Scratch your ticket my bro

OP here. I never did the duel sites but i have been using bovada to wager on sports. I play their blackjack too and the other night i turned $50 into $500. Pic related

Fucking Jap import moms, ruining the domestic mom market.

yay!

Neat!

I see, seems like you are coming out ahead, these past two days.

Most I ever got on fan duel was like 150 bucks but lost that and easily double that learning how intense it was.

I told my Pa to get an American woman so it wouldn't be an issue when it comes to immigration but he really likes her. Plus she's from Japan so she cleans our house constantly and likes Trump. I hate anime and she doesn't even like it either.

And a few nights later i played bovada online blackjack again and turned $30 into $480. I have a check for $750 in the mail

Pepe's in the chat.

fanduel and draftkings feel so rigged though. especially those games with over 5k people playing.
like out of nowhere there would be guys having perfect games so close to the end of the game.

You wanna hear a story about how I won the lottery and got fucked over hard?

I won the state lottery in 07

>Won 2.5 million
>Government took more than half
>Left with about 1,000,000
>Students loan ~200,000
Paid that off then came my idiocy

Go on huge drug binge with my friends and here is where shit starts going down

Should I continue?
I could pitch a movie idea of what happened to me

>got fucked over hard

By yourself?

...

no it's okay. OP's stories are more interesting.

Cont...

>I am 45 when all this happens mid you
>Good job
>Clean life, only drink a couple bud lights here and there
>Play lottery every week for 20
>Win the 2.5
FF
>All of. Sudden lots of old friends start showing up
>Introduce to to cociano
>Megusta.jpg
>High on coke one night
Here's where it all goes to hell

waiting for what is probably a lie

OP still here. Please continue i need to know what NOT to do when i hit it big.

Also, can y'all rate my peen?

8/10 nice dong

8/10. More?

$6 back, fuck.