New, monkey paw wish thread. Every wish you make has a horrible twist to it

New, monkey paw wish thread. Every wish you make has a horrible twist to it.

I wish Magnum sized condums would rain from the sky

I wish niggers never existed

OP here, also forgot, Wishes with dubs are granted as interpreted, Wishes with Trips, you are submitted to valhalla with your wish

Anime never existed

They all break when used

I wish I could be over-lord of the Jews

They're filled with your moms thick, stringy menstrual clots.

You're constantly surrounded by Jews

there are many dangerous places in the world where large penal shaped objects come down from the sky.

I wish I could forgive myself for the terrible things I've done.

I wish I was a girl

I wish to live an easy and carefree life

I wish my cock was 8 inches long and thick.

I wish I could be loved back

fine with me

Every time they came down they would go into your ass

You end up being a Nasty Fat Downs girl in a wheel chair

You still have a penis

A hat and a corn dog.

Win-win situation

It is, but it is moved to your forehead

you go on to rule the world as hitler 2.0 the lolocaust

It is at that length not aroused, shrivles up to the size of a peanut when aroused

You don't get to go to Candy Island

Everything you do ends up terribly.

Well, I wish to meet my best friend irl at the end of july, and my boyfriend next August, since this is apparently the real thread

Your race is the new nigger race

I wish everybody was heterosexual.

its the same person a cripple midget nigger deaf mute

I wish I could write and direct a major motion picture with total creative control

Heterosexually into beastiality

I wish I could get everything free at stores I go to

Furries now comprise 50% of the population

I wish I wasn't a fuck-up.

Budget of $20

But everyone becomes pedophiles.

It is a box-office flop and everyone loves it except your friends and family

I wish for a cure for diabetes.

A world war 2 tank simulator game without Russian bias comes out.

You were purposely made terribly.

white lives matter we gon riot up in this bitch justice for tod

I wish I got dubs!

It causes cancer

you're crucified by the Romans.

Shieet

It comes with a free side of every STD known to man

You're loved, but only from the front.

I wish to speak all the languages.
>inb4 stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter

Major usually means completely studio funded, so they would ben near impossible

Yay i get to smoke weed legally!

I wish the Germany won the war and Hitler would still be Führer.

At least then I could blame someone else for my uselessness.

I wish I had a meat baby to love.

My masseuse always gives happy endings.

The dream is kill. Thanks user

Overthrown by Jews

i wish to do that one thing

You can speak all the languages, but are prone to extremely embarassing accidental mispronunciations or misuse of words that lead to you frequently getting in trouble with whoever you talk to, including in your native language.

Ends up being tofu, that smells of Shit

I wish this statement was a lie

Kek

It's mooe German biased

Forget that one thing after completing it.

I wish this guy had tastebuds in his arsehole.

Every other word you use is in a different language than the previous.

She is made of broken glass

I wish that the next post under me that is a wish has no drawbacks.

You become a nigger. And you never exist, therefore causing a paradox, seeing as if you are a nigger and wished that your race had never existed, then really you never existed to make that wish. You therefore have created a paradox and the world crumbles into ashes because of you.

Well bad for the girls but win for the boys.

He does, but so do you

I would like a world without Muslims.

I wish ifunny didn't ruin Sup Forums memes.

You taste it too

I wish someone would fix this paradox.

reddit does instead

Granted.

I wish that black on black crime will burn itself out evenly soon.

Ifunny falls, economy collapses under trumps ass.

Your neighbor gets ass cancer

You're turned into a dog

2chan, and subsequently Sup Forums, never existed either.

I wish Jimmy Carter got six terms as president of usa

I wish to be granted another wish that doesn't have any drawbacks

They are already used

You kill yourself because you got bored of everything being easy and not being challenged.

It wishes for gay nigger sex for everyone.

I wish I could get away with any and all crime

A new planet is created. All muslims go there. So do you.

I wish mods would grant me Admin

I wish I could shapeshift

A picture of my erect dick with a mustache photoshopped onto it becomes the president of the united states.

Everyone else also

The rest of the population are also furries (YES!)

You can only get away with it when you have a dragon dildo fully lodged in your anus with no lube.

Win-win

2nd term, US finds his CP stash

Become a mod. 4chin shut down weeks later. Mods arrested for cp.

My neighbor's roommate had a stroke at work on Thursday. Your wish was granted in advance.

You're so terrible at speaking each language that it sounds like another; IE Spanish sounds like French, Korean sounds like Chinese, etc

Ass Cancer =/= a stroke