Some of you pointed out that going to a theater is a terrible first date idea

Some of you pointed out that going to a theater is a terrible first date idea.
Where would Sup Forums go on his first date?
She and I are both 20 and she's not the type of person to drink on a first date

you don't have to actually drink at a stripclub + tip the dancer.

lmao dis niga

Go get sushi and go see a movie and maybe go to a park or some shit like that

The theater

Netflix and chill nigga.
It's 2016.
Live with your parents.
Save money by watching netflix
Save money on condoms by fucking her in the butt and never calling back.

Make dinner together, she'll love it.

I'm a female (20, non drinker) and I would love dinner at a not too expensive but still nice place, then maybe get ice cream and walk around..sounds kinda lame but trust me, it will mean a lot to her and shows you arnt just trying to immediately fuck

Something unique and memorable. Find out whats going on in your city that weekend. Museum night, concert in the park etc.

I'd just get her drunk and stoned... Don't be a bitch.

sharpie in pooper

Hire a clown to shit on a cake.
She'll never forget you.

How bout a mister whippy on my dick

I feel like it'd be better to explain my situation.

> Be me, a 20 year old engineering student
> Start going to a new church (not actually a Christian yet)
> Meet this girl we're currently talking about.
> We're both 20
> We start talking and shit
> Fast forward and she ends up giving me a tylenol during the exam period
> Jokingly ask how I can repay her
> Smoothly ask her out to the movies for the tylenol she's given me
> I end up cancelling the date because fucking DOUCHEBAG PROF reschedules an exam to the day of the date
> I ask her out again in a few days, but she says she's busy preparing for a trip.
> She comes back in July. We've talked on facebook a few times.
> Also, she and I are going on a church trip in August
Tbh, I don't really know how to ask her out again. Plz help Sup Forums

Holy shit, thanks for all the replies guys

Sex club. Or porno theater.

art museum

Thanks man. That sounds wonderful, but kind of puzzled on how I should ask her out again (I had to cancel a date in the past)

That Tylenol must have been some hefty shit

sushi? u think im a millinaire nigger?

If you do not when you may, you shall not when you will.
--Thomas D'Urfey, Pills to Purge Melancholy

lmao we were both joking about the whole "repaying her for the tylenol"

Dude it was a fucking final to a calculus exam

I can smell the pussy worship on this one.

>Where would Sup Forums go on his first date?

Find a galley or art museum opening and see the art there, mingle with people. Then maybe get dinner together without alcohol if she doesn't drink

Another good choice is a botanical garden or a museum which has a botanical or flower garden.

Find someplace close by that has a light lunch and tea, that kind of thing. Keep it light and enjoyable.

Do not frighten your prey.

Mr D'Urfey did not know about the calculus. He did know about women, however.

>female
>thanks man

If you can't afford sushi, you don't need to be repopulating. Kys

Damn, that sounds lame.
1. Strike with club.
2. Grab by hair.
3. Drag to cave.
4. Profit.

Thanks man I'll google museums and shit in my city. I hope she's into that

OP here. I can definitely afford sushi lol

>I'll google museums and shit in my city
You sure you need to be dating?

Star gazing is a good one. You'll be outdoors and youll need to get away from the lights of the city/town. She'll feel vulnerable since she is counting on you for transportation and no one else is around- plus it's dark. Pretty easy to make it an area with little cell coverage too.

but I'm just not looking for something light because I don't want to scare her away or some shit

I have a license, but I'm sooo bad at driving

Here, kitty kitty kitty!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I meant to say
I don't want to make her uncomfortable by spending a shitton of money

Dude, you're skipping straight to the first N.

English is my second language. Is it weird to say "thanks man" or "thanks dude" to girls?

the movies isn't ideal
you're sitting next to each for 2 hours not really saying shit
the point of a date is to build a connection, to explore where things go, and if you're not talking then you're not building it are you?
Remember she's meeting you to experience you, your personality. The location is irrelevant, personally I take girls for a smoothie or some yogurt, then walk around some shops.
Have fun OP

edgy first to post ironic comment for the #84984 time is not funny

Depends. Do you know the person well or not.
A) you know them well. Plan in advance an outting. Something you both enjoy and will keep you active. Max duration of 2 hours with option of getting something to eat afterwards.

b) you don't know them that well. Standard is coffee or snack (eg ice cream). Its casual and if things go poor then it's an easy out. If things go well ask during the event if she wants to do something else like go for a walk to go check out another local spot (bowling, museum whatever might be around or she might be into). Try to keep it fun and short. 3-4 hours at max.

They prefer "cunt" or "jizz husk" but, honestly, I think it's all PC bullshit

The fuck is this
>2016 uses condom
Do you know mother fucking birth control nigger, its more effective and you get to actually experience the joys ofsex unrestrained

Don't try to impress her like that on a first date. Be yourself and have fun. Flashing money is never attractive.

have fun with the stds

I never understood how two people going on bowling could be a good date.
You take turns rolling the ball and you don't really have the chance to talk to teach other because it's a continuous cycle of person A and B standing up and sitting down

Live music or performance is ideal. A large event (big sports, fairs/fates/etc, local culture, whatever, as long as there's room to wander and participate in random things) is a good option. If those fail, dinner followed by whatever entertainment you can drum up. If you have to, invite her to your house. Just don't go to the movies.

Thanks, like I said, I didn't want to make her uncomfortable by spending too much money

You can achieve a similar effect with a secure underground bunker. You just need to get her inside

Dude. STDs are just a constiparcy perpetuated by the Jew run media.

Ask her out. If a girl wants it she'll come get it. If the answers anything other than yes, ignore the fuck out of her.

kek, I needed that

Thanks fam I'll google who's playing in the city.

he did say gf nigger, not some promiscuous fuck
But ok, get a std test takes less than a day

You take breaks and joke. It's just meant to be fun. Of course you can also yell at her OVER THE LINE just to see what she does

Minigolf. It's fun, and maybe you'll touch her.

Holy shit. We have a philosopher right here.
I'll keep that in mind man. If she's interested in me, I guess she'll say yes even though I'm awkward af

this is truth, better listen to get laid OP.

Oh minigolf is cool. Thanks man!

get her pregnant
then tell her you're a pro-lifer and she has to has the babbay and marry you
HAHAHAHAHA

OP here.
Thanks for the support guys!
I apologize for my awkward English
Here's a gif of a cute girl

Walk around a sculpture park or the scenic path around your towns harbor.
Then pork her on a park bench.
And hold her down while a few bums have a go at her torn open asshole.
Explain to her that you're a charitable guy and enjoy helping the homeless whenever you can.

Also, is holding hands too much on a first date?

if you live in England in the 1700s and youre in the aristocracy, sure.

but what if opie doesn't live by a harbor?

coffee bro , go to cafe sit down and talk about shit!

See a movie. Gives you something to talk about after incase you get nervous n

>2929
>not living on the water
>so behind the times you probably still think its 2016

condoms are not effective for all stds
>i got herpes

Beta_conversation_simulator_v1.02
> h.. hey so how was your trip?
>> it was okay
> silence

which you will both be doing because coffee is a natural laxative.

Thanks man. But they're all saying that watching a movie is a terrible idea

ayy lmao dis niga

it is.
movie is date 4 or 5, after you've gotten to know her even just a little actually doing shit and saying stuff together. then you can do a movie, and get handsy & miss the ending cause youre up to yer nuts in her guts

ayyyy

That's how you get trapped with a kid fam.
Fuck her in the ass, or strap up nigga.

thats sounds very romantic of you user

Take her ice-skating.
I'm guessing neither of you know how to skate, so you can have fun falling all over each other learning.
This serves two (possibly three) purposes:
1. Increases physical contact, which really speeds up the dating game.
2. Associates the adrenaline of the activity with you, so she'll think you're exciting.
(3). if you do know how to skate, you can look like a strong father figure (I know, sounds weird but, that's psychology for you) when you're teaching her how to skate, which makes her even more attracted to you.

Thanks for the suggestion, but it's uh.. June. No snow here

Theather is not a bad idea at all, make it semi-formal take her to dinner and have some friends along (steady/married couples) to take pressure off, make you look good. With a non drinker I imagine you're hardly going to score on a first date so the thing to do is have female friends of yours so she's relaxed, comfortable and not pressured. Just awkwardly hanging puts pressure on you to make a move, if it's just theater and then home your window to move is pretty small, dinner date with people added to that means the moments to make a move become kinda obvious and you can only screw it if she legit doesn't like you (or you're too retarded to have a chance anyway) girls love dressing up and having social activities. Choose something nice (preferably something light) you don't take her to something by Brecht and then ruin it by going on some autist rant, and whatever you do don't ruin it by going all fedora on her, it's not the 19th century, relax and enjoy yourself, don't fucking make a big deal out of paying for her tickets/dinner (she will notice) be fucking discreet.

Obligatory cute girl gif to show appreciation.
Thanks again guys!

I know, I live in Texas.
Go to an indoor place, it's what I always do.

Thanks man! I can't say that I dress well, but I promise not to put on a fedora lmao. Screw that neckbeard shit

bump

I just realized that all my close female friends have moved to a different city and I don't have any female friends now lol

Yeah man, no fedoras, no vests. It's fucking ok to look like you borrowed your dad's/big brother's jacket. What I meant by no fedora, and this is important in semi-formal, is no fucking calling her my "lady" or talking about how you will be as a couple or any of that shit. Ask her a lot about what you sense she wants to talk about and don't try to look in any way adult/sofisticated, just be a regular joe. If you come off as a bit nervous it isn't bad at all as long as it's humble and you don't make it obvious ("I'm usually not like this") you want to give her a sense that you're into her and "auditioning", if she's gone out with you chances are she wants you to suceed. If she asks you to talk about yourself don't brag and keep it under 2 minutes, you want her talking and excited and not to get carried yourself... sorry for the rant, you sound like a chill guy, I've just been looking at way too many cringe threads in here.

I might have said "I'm usually not like this" or some shit if it weren't for you. Thanks for the genuine advice!
I'll definitely keep this in mind

Go out with her friends if it isn't awkward to set up, puts slightly more pressure on you but if you hit it off with them it works for you. Plus girls like it if you make yourself vulnerable like that, admiting you're adjusting to a new town is cool. Better yet, even if you go just the two of you try to have her show/tell you about what to do locally.

Hahaha I've been living here for 9 years and I think she's been here for 5+ years.
Kinda weird that I still don't know that much about the town. I'm probably the biggest introvert I know lol

No prob bro, I was young once... Mfw, I'm now at an age in which a date means choosing the right wine and giving some sound free advice on some small issue, layer fag, I really miss the good old days of talking favorite bands over just beer... Enjoy it while you can

*lawyer fag

Somehow this make me feel a bit sad. Time is a bitch, man

Go to a zoo or a science center, there's always tons of shit to do and you HAVE to talk to the other person.

hey dude, let's see those tits and a timestamp.

HO LEE FUK
thanks user. You have just quite possibly given me the best date idea.
Btw not OP