What will your kids say when you give them your records?
What will your kids say when you give them your records?
Kevin Lee
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Brody Bennett
>what's this?
Oliver Anderson
>perpetuating the human race
lol
i hope mine get incinerated in a house fire.
Kayden Nelson
>what is adoption?
Jaxson Rodriguez
Records?
Andrew Brooks
>who's this Issac Brock guy and why does he sing like that??
Lucas Cruz
Something single men can't do.
Tyler Wood
GMA: More Men Adopting Children Alone
By ABC NEWS April 18
So, still single, Klevenz took the parenting plunge and is now the proud father of Mike and Joseph, both 12 years old. They were 5 and 8 when he adopted them.
National statistics are not available for confidentiality reasons, but the National Adoption Center says that one-third of its adoptions are by single parents, and while most are women, the number of men adopting solo is growing.
Matthew Rodriguez
>both 12 years old. They were 5 and 8 when he adopted them.
wut
Did one of them stop aging?
Aaron Smith
>Thanks dad, we love you
William Barnes
Oh shit user.
Holy fuck this is what I want to do.
God I've got to get a good career now...
Luis Cooper
I have no idea what I'm going to do with all my records.
I've been thinking of getting rid of the vast majority of them. It would be nice to have a home base somewhere to keep all my shit, but at this point it all just feels like it bogs me down. I'd rather like to just keep it light now so I can travel a lot.
So I don't know if I'll still have them when I have kids. I suppose.
When I do have kids, I'm going to culture the hell out of them. They'll be the most aesthetically advanced kids in the world. I've basically surpassed everyone at this point. I'll mate with a talented women and help my kids go even further.
Nicholas Lopez
my wife's son will be thrilled
Evan Barnes
vinyl's pretty hot right now. I'd sell them before people realize its a shit format.
Aaron Diaz
>why are you handing me nothing dad
Angel Taylor
>shit format
explain yourself
Logan James
Its fun for novelty stuff like locked grooves and shit but otherwise its pointless at best. The literal Rice Krispie's of formats.
Brayden Ramirez
I'm gonna be buried with my records.
Or at least cremated with cause i'll be broke from spending all my money on vinyl lmao
Zachary Powell
>You could've just shared it on [insert whatever dime-a-dozen streaming service with a nonsense word name will be available in 2030], Dad.
Jeremiah Turner
>
because I will never have kids, fuck that
Eli Nelson
>Kids will touch the grooves with their hands
>They will push em back and forth like a DJ
>They will store them horizontally
>They will never listen to them
>They will leave them out of their sleeves
It ain't happening.
Especially not to ExMilitary.
Or worse, my first pressing of F# A# infinity.
The little shits will probably lose the penny, too
Fuck kids. From now on i'm celibate. Thanks OP for opening my eyes
Benjamin Thomas
this
Tyler Bennett
are you trolling ? they were obviously not adopted at the same time
Bentley Gomez
>....thanks dad...can I go to the mall with my boyfriend now?
Yes be back by 10 honey
>dad that's not enough time for him to buy me clothes AND rail me out
Daniel Myers
Single people shouldn't be allowed to adopt at all, men OR women. What the fuck.
Isaac Howard
3/10 made me reply
Christopher Butler
oh thanks
how embarrassing
Austin Baker
>Rice Krispies is not GOAT cereal
Easton Walker
EVERYONE has the constitutional right to raise children no matter your history with mental illness or sex offender charges, you fucking shitlord
Colton Bailey
despite your quality dubs
Oliver Cooper
Almost had me mad there.