Official Wimbledon 2016 Thread - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 2 - Thread 1

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Draws: wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html

Official Streams (Use Smart DNS to unblock outside the UK):
wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
bbc.com/sport/tennis/

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/tennis/36251946
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Times in BST(+5 for EDT)

Men
11:30 Lu - Kudryavtsev
11:30 Paire (26) - Skugor
11:30 Lamasine - Troicki (25)
11:30 Saville - Novikov
11:30 Millman - Montanes
11:30 Lajovic - Brown
11:30 Cervantes-Huegun - Tsonga (12)
11:30 Daniel - Monaco
11:30 Pospisil - Ramos-Vinolas
11:30 Granollers-Pujol - Estrella
11:30 Tursunov - Sousa (31)
11:30 Kyrgios (15) - Stepanek
11:30 Gasquet (7) - Bedene
13:00 Kukushkin - Klizan
13:00 Becker - Bagnis
13:00 Fritz - Wawrinka (4)
13:00 Dodig - Berdych (10)
13:30 Elias - Albot
13:30 Ram - Lopez (22)
13:30 Robert - Del Potro
13:30 Bautista-Agut (14) - Thompson
13:30 Giraldo - Muller
13:30 Verdasco - Tomic (19)
14:00 Delbonis - Fognini
14:30 Vesely - Sijsling
14:30 Broady - Murray (2)
15:00 Olivetti - Barton
15:00 Pouille (32) - Copil
15:00 Isner (18) - Baghdatis
15:00 Young - Mayer
15:00 Zeballos - Youzhny
15:00 Zverev (24) - Mathieu
15:00 Thiem (8) - Mayer

Women
11:30 Pliskova - Duan
11:30 Gavrilova - Wang
11:30 Cibulkova (19) - Lucic
11:30 McHale - Hantuchova
13:00 Williams (1) - Sadikovic
13:00 Putintseva - Melnikova
13:30 Vesnina - Paszek
13:30 Petkovic (32) - Hibino
13:30 Buyukakcay - Garcia (30)
13:30 Parmentier - Siniakova
13:30 Riske - Vinci (6)
13:30 Swan - Babos
13:30 Hsieh - Pavlyuchenkova (21)
15:00 Puig - Konta (16)
15:00 Knapp - Konjuh
15:00 Vandeweghe (27) - Bondarenko
15:00 Moore - Van Uytvanck
15:30 Boserup - Maria
15:30 Minella - Tatishvili
15:30 Bouchard - Rybarikova
15:30 Rodina - Tsurenko
15:30 Radwanska (3) - Kozlova
16:00 Makarova - Larsson
16:30 Niculescu - Krunic
16:30 Wozniacki - Kuznetsova (13)
16:30 Kvitova (10) - Cirstea
17:00 Bacsinszky (11) - Kumkhum
17:00 Stephens (18) - Peng
17:00 Watson - Beck
17:00 Pironkova - Bencic (7)
17:00 Kontaveit - Strycova (24)
17:00 Sasnovich - Mladenovic (31)

Some meme potential
11:30 Kyrgios (15) - Stepanek
13:00 Fritz - Wawrinka (4)
13:30 Robert - Del Potro
13:30 Verdasco - Tomic (19)
15:00 Isner (18) - Baghdatis

Don't let me down Milkman.

Will he be the one to dethrone Djokovic?

That's not KyrGOAT m8

>wozniaki

Might cure my ED today

>fanatics
Mute it is

>Germans have no pride in their country
Not surprising

there is support and then there is annoying support

What did they do that was annoying?

Cringy songs and delaying the game. At least in the past.

>Qt fanatic with the bugeye glasses and long brown hair

m8 kyrgios is a total fuckwit, i hope he does his acl

>what did they do that was so annoying

This explains a lot.

Good list, I would add Thiem vs Mayer and PH Mathieu vs Zvervev

All round better day today probably

He is funny as a spectacle, and can play well too.

Anyone have a good stream for Kyrgios vs Stepanek?

Looks like potentially match of the day

Kyrgios is a talented and charismatic shotmaker who plays entertaining tennis.

Only racists conservatives, and fans of pushing could hate him


I mean look at the juicy rallies he is playing right now

>being triggered by people shouting a player's name during break points and singing during warmups
I agree, I love it when fans are silent and emotionless

Why use external streaming?

Use BBC sports + some smart DNS service like Unotelly.

I just tried using cyberghost but the BBC didn't fall for it, also, if you use a proxy you can't shitpost here while watching, which is half the fun with the slams

Can you post here while using Unotelly?

So your 2 examples of fans are at the complete extremes.

This explains a lot.

It's just DNS tunneling. You get to keep you IP and full bandwidth.

All you have to do is register a trial account. and use one of their DNS servers instead. Pretty comfy and safer than full VPN.

Unotelly you say? And you can post here?

I'll give it a go, the BBC commentary is real comfy

lighten up a bit m8

I'm using it right now so yes you can post freely. If you don't have a static IP you can use the trial-phase over and over again.

Only issues i ever had were a few sites with loading issues.

WTa pimp btfo

You are right, it's probably time for a joint.

Iodine also works quite well

I'll test it out now. It's funny I know next to little about computers, but thanks I can read google so I can do almost everything relevant

That's until your address lease expires from your ISP

Thanks to both you, I now have BBC iplayer running smoothly with comfy commentary and crisp resolution.

Also thansk to the British schmucks who pay their TV license
Also
>Aussies start screaming
>HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOOO

BBC commentator dryly, "fnaatics with their creative chants"

Why are Tennis players so lewd?

The funny part is where they ask you whether you own a tv license.

Gasquet has a sexy backhand and nothing else

John Millman Australias best player?

Shitpost on your phone with your mobile internet

nick is looking good

How's the Brown match, abandoned it for K Y Gelly

Why can't the USA into men's tennis anymore?

The courts seem to be faster than last year, even on centre court

How else is anyone going to be enticed to watch

lol

I do like him though, great attitude

Thanks but Germanbro already solved my problem

what match are you watching? everything I've watched over the last two days looks slow as fuck

Chubby psychotic tennis player Bartoli, or skinny polite TV presenter Bartoli? The former for me.

The sooner Kyrishit and ALL Australians are out of Wimbly the better. Fucking trash who get hyped because they are playing someone who's been swinging a racquet for 2 weeks and the "fanatics" are just cunts travelling on Daddy's cash. Their day of the rope can't come soon enough.

I love reading posts about Kygrios on normiebook and watching all the pathetic old cunts write out paragraphs on his attitude.

The cunt is playing well

Gasquet v Bedene. I was watching the Djokovic v Ward match yesterday and the rallies were really fast

He's a WOG and will always be a good, Dawn Fraser was right, go back to where you came from. Weak minded piece of shit.

They just don't like wogs.

Prefer a boisterous kyrgios to a cunt like Scamdy

Stay mad loser

commentator said that the new balls don't get ruffed up but, and are presumably therefore quicker

In 2001 they slowed down the grass at Wimbeldon. Imo they could speed it back up so it was like in the 90s. I'd much rather have a Karlovic vs Federer final than another Murray vs Djockovic snoozefest

Haha you're the same guy who was complaining about them last year? Yeah I hate them too.

I agree, Nick will always be very good

Who is this American who just used the word lorry???

I don't understand why tennis players are all expected to have a stick up their ass. Live a little cunts

>fanatics
Not even once you Aussie cunts

Why does the shadow on hawk eye look so big when the actual surface area of a tennis ball hitting the ground would be tiny?

I completely agree.

Cringing at these fanatics.

Yeah man they trigger me hard. Each tourney should have a ~feel~ and Wimbly should definitely play up the elitist, grass, "easiest way to gain membership to the All England club is to win Wimbledon" type of tournament and these fanatics RUIN the whole fucking vibe of it. It was barely tolerable when Hewitt was big but KyriWOG is trash.

It's not though, it compresses when you put pressure on it

Pisses me off that the BBC never has a ticker box at the bottom of the screen with the latest scores in other matches.

>muh vibes
Kill yourself my man

wHAT A fOOKIN dIN

>tfw you pop a xannie and snort some subutex
>watch some sopranos and get comfy for the tennis
>get naousaous because too much drugs ;_;

>not wanting to get comfy at Wimbly without genetic trash representing the flag
take your own advice

Like every sport, as soon as more money is in it the characters seem to die out.

When Is brave brexiter Katie Swan on?

simple reply from a simple mind

...

Cultural differences, tennis is more of a 'the people's sport' type sport in oz, not so much here..

He brings something different. Don't watch him if you hate him, by constantly crying about it you are no better than 65 year old mertyl typing an essay about him on Facebook.

How can people see shots like that and still hate Kyrgios?

Why are you guys in such foul moods lately?

I installed unotelly but can't find streams on BBC. What is the exact adress?

>you will never take a ballgirl into a wimbledon bathroom, bend her over, lift up that cute little skirt and cum inside her before she goes off to her next match

Reminder that Gasquet literally got caught taking cocaine before a match

>shitposting about wog faggots on a Burmese car sales forum is the same as Mertyl ranting on kikebook
enjoy your stay here senpai.

Second match on Court 16.

I thought this too.

I'm at my courts like 3 days a week and once over the weekend and there's a sheer difference in arsey attitudes in the week compares to the casual weekenders. Aussies are just Saturday players.

It literally is though. Calm down mate it's just sport

...

>all these tears
Still mad you lost yesterday Groth?

Druggies like him should seek advice. Habitual drug taking is never a good thing.

What did you do?

Where do you think you are?

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/tennis/36251946

Sup Forums - Sports

Wbu?

>"I hate fun"

Tennis is serious business you fucking degenerate

Why is Stepanek still playing? Does he owe money to someone? He's nearly 40 ffs

>all these tryhard banterburies

Does Kygrios have the best chance at ending the Djokovokic meme?

> Grown men watching women's sport

Racism really is a pair of shit-tinted spectacles.

>Grown men posting on Sup Forums

>Serena will never wrap her massive legs around your neck and slap your face around with her giant clit
Why go on?

Does anyone else here actually play tennis?