>could it be possible that brandon schaub is ducking ron piano
>4 letter word to describe arianny celeste
>succ
>Ryan Jimmo still dead
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Jonathan Sanchez
this is the official heem thread
Owen Collins
You now remember Khabib Nurmagomedov
David Lewis
careful
Cooper James
Steven Seagal with twin katanas VS Joe Rogan wielding twin kettelbells
Who would win?
Christian Hernandez
№1 p4p
David Brown
post fighters who were your boy then weren't your boy then were kind of your boy then were your boy again and now aren't your boy at all and never will be
Charles Cooper
Hey autists, why aren't you using the correct thread? Why are you all posting twice in this one?
There you go guys. You can thank me now.
Nicholas Bell
fuck off with that shitty mandrama shit
Asher Williams
rogan swings his gorrilla styled kettelbell at steven the 1000 folded steel katana cuts straight through the iron leaving a glistening ebony black finish as it slices through like butter
the katana goes on to cut rogans arm off cleanly
steven looks at rogan in triumph
"you have been defeated"
rogan smiles and laughs and then pops some onnit and through the power of rogaine his arm grows a new
he swings his other kettelbell at stevens gut the source of his power
the thud sounds like a kick from jose aldo to the thigh
steven stumbles back and doubles over in pain
rogain with one fell swoop swings his kettel bell at the base of stevens skull
the blow is crushing and kills steven instantly
but then lyoto macheddar and 'is normal' jumps into the scene
'ho, you have killed a messer'
at the same time they crane kick rogan in the face
rogan is out cold and his head clatters of the octagon all the weed, dmt, hgh and onnit mixes in his brain creating a deadly concocsion and he dies as a result of it
in mourning and celebrating the life of segull machedder prepares some urine drinks and 'is normal' has a bbq
fin
Nathaniel Campbell
Jon Jones, maybe
Justin Thompson
youtube.com
No amount of makeup can fix ugly
David Fisher
what 4 letter word would you use to describe Arianny Celeste? i need to get this off my chest
Parker Lopez
saudi
James Mitchell
Did lorenzo do it?
Tyler Collins
no he paid sage to do it, why do you think he's always washing that truck?
Ryan Nelson
>"I don't give a crap about baseball. They could make it illegal tomorrow and I wouldn't even care."
- Joe Rogan
Brayden Reyes
definitely
Leo Collins
tits
Connor Price
Tune into Lookin' For A Fight episode 7.
Austin Ross
kek
Isaiah Bailey
haha
Jaxson Sanders
steven seagal, no doubt
Andrew Bennett
Is he being ironic or not? Those seats have a great view.
Jonathan Scott
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>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
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>UFC 202 adds Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira, Donald Cerrone vs. Rick Story
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Charles Gray
babe
Owen Jones
shit
Eli Morris
Are you guys hyped for Jones vs DC 2?
Asher Ramirez
...
Parker Kelly
sane
Ethan Stewart
the people who only come for events are going to be really confused when people are spamming succ memes during it
Oliver Green
yeah sitting next to the stairs is great
Gabriel Young
...
Zachary Powell
John Jones?
Mason Carter
Im not done talking. Little Boy.
Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol
So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,
"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"
Let that sink in...
Anthony Rogers
>Cerrone vs Story
Who wins lads
Josiah Sanders
Do you think Bisping could beat Nick the Tooth?
Cooper Wright
>UFC anti-doping partner USADA today announced a six-month suspension for UFC Hall of Famer B.J. Penn, retroactive to the March 25 date he admitted using a banned IV.
Zachary Harris
Gunnar Nelson would beat Bisping.
Jonathan White
Thanks
Juan Martin
wow thank you I can't wait to read through this later
Oliver Hall
Cowboy
Chase Ross
Beautiful
Easton Hernandez
finally got a (you)
Asher Moore
np bud
Colton Richardson
Jason Bell
fake
Henry Ortiz
Wanderlei never was a switch hitter and Cody has demonstrated he can use angles well. However, silly dilly is right in that he'd be playing catch up most of the fight. He'll get Cody to pull the trigger and not be there when he does it, then he'll dart in and out and tag him.
Cody's best chance against him would be clipping him in an exchange he forces Cruz into early, specifically by following him as he darts out like Johnson did a few times. If it goes past at least the second, he's fucked because he'll slow and Cruz wont.
Anthony Cox
lel go lose to dodson and cruz again
Dominic Gutierrez
Will she beat Claudia?
Jaxson Sanders
No, she will loose, but get the belt back when Claudia gets popped for steroids
Jackson Howard
>loose
Austin Cox
women stand in front of her and literally dont move while she flurry punches them
Owen Miller
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Nathan Jackson
lol
Joshua Baker
can she beat rose namajunas?
John Morales
You are now about to witness; the awesome, crushing might of KNUCKLE UUUUUUPPPPPP
Carter Allen
she cant
Ethan Perry
... what?
Isaiah Taylor
nice POV. get the weird muslim man off the screen tho
Bentley Walker
>shows that really make you think
Matthew Anderson
why do you guys keep spamming these who's
Charles Anderson
Most people would see here a shook potato man let
I see some great reflexes and a left hand charging,looking for a cholo chin.Right foot is set in place.If Dana or Joe Rogan was a second attackerthen *BOOM* they're going to the ground
Joshua Ross
How much can you bench?
Ian Taylor
because they are the premier minds of MMA media and provide extremely knowledgeable insights into MMA as well as the real world.
Noah Davis
where do you live I'll kill you fast
who are they though
Andrew Cooper
wtf
John Roberts
oh, and no. I think Rose will win.
Jackson Thomas
what the fuck??
RAMPAGESES WORDS YOUNG MAN
Gabriel Ramirez
who is unironically your favourite female fighter?
Noah Morales
Michelle waterson
Julian Jackson
none
t. real fightfan
Wyatt Clark
is that the chinese one
Nicholas Martinez
wmma hasn't become that good yet to pick a fighter other than her attractiveness.
Zachary Anderson
why is miesha tate going to lose in the 1st round by TKO?
Adrian Reyes
Luke Hall
Why is Paige Vanzant such a bad boxer?
Noah Foster
>ywn lick Mackenzie
James Torres
WMMA
Eli Thomas
How would Schaub do against Miocic? I think he is better everywhere. Schaub has some of the best hands in HW division and his jiu jitsu is only second to Werdum. I see a second round stoppage victory for Schaub.
Gavin Scott
Because Nunes has all the tools
Robert Gray
Schaub would big brother Miocic so hard.
Jacob Robinson
I disagree. Schaub has better jj than Werdum.
Julian Diaz
give me an good werdum fight NOW
Xavier Clark
What did you mean by this?
Brandon Evans
>those cops near diaz
>white boi already punched daiz at presser
>that cop ready to beat the mexican down
fucking pigs
also mcgoober was shook when he punched diaz at the presser
Hunter Powell
grow up
Brandon Collins
schaub has no head or lateral movement, just moves straight forward and backwards and just spams sloppy overhand rights with his stiff body
miocic would end him within a round but only because schaub would run away from his strikes
Joseph Turner
>you now remember rampage lost his belt to Forrest Griffin
Noah Scott
>Ryan Bader
Oliver Bennett
Dominick Cruz is my boy forever and everyone elses boy is shit in comparison
Camden Taylor
also forgot to mention the fact that he hasnt trained in god knows how long, is on keto and thinks like he was top 3 in the division
Aiden Edwards
No way!
Nathaniel Turner
true
Jace Bell
Why do people keep referring to Silva as the greatest of all time?
He literally got exposed twice, lost to bisping, pissed hot and his greatest win is against 185 Dan Henderson.
Like how far can a meme go.
David Ortiz
Are there no friends or enemies left? Where is everyone?
Asher Young
literally who?
Justin Fisher
Everyone's taking a break to shit post hard during the 200
Nicholas Fisher
is kebab p4p greatest chin in MMA today?