Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.

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fish

Clizaimed

This is my waifu {male}

still here

FUCKING EARLY BAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

square pizza > triangle pizza :)

>being a bigger cuck than karen

Kill Bill Vol. 1 Or Vol. 2???

Rikka claim.

Here's my 1 post for the thread

canadians

Claimed

!!!!

Oi fucking hell

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Come now, I know you have people that care about you.

Will I see you later? It's fine if you don't respond.

thick dick in your ass > your own fingers

Here's mine.

>Nice and shaven too
>
Found them!
>But let's see what's under these dresses.
Still hot.

>(Lucy)
Dude I actually learned about some too
Yuru Yuri I think works like that, so does Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka
At least that's what I'm watching next lol
Lucky Star is pretty nice too

>(whoever the fuck this is lmao)
>True, true. But between all the rolling and boipucci, I have problems finding common ground.
lmfao, me and you both, trust me.
Just know that half of it is Mi Liu being a sneaky shitposter
I'm from Lebanon, you work or study?

>(Choogen Broogen)
Fuckin nice choogen

nice meemay yo

>Uraraka Ochako claimed

>>th
kys

You better be~

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Super powered qt spotted

I'm talking about the 3d waifu.
>Hot.

Alright smugu!
>>~Brewer Asuka-Chan retorting in

Volume 1 all the way

And Im talkin about yo ass~

I'm sorry I forgot
I have bad concentration problems
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yo listen there's absolutely no way I'm gonna remember your name, also I replied to you here Anything else I can call you?

fish

it wasnt much really. played games a few of them were bored games and we did guitar for a bit
been a bit

it's okay
i'm going to bed now anyway

Squidding is when you go riding with no or minimal gear. It's HIGHLY looked down upon by most anyone that's serious about riding.
A bobber is a type of modified cruiser, that while can look decent, I personally don't like the look of most.
>You are the Lewd Princess after all!
And this reminds me, I need to get back to looking for your bike.

How often do you plan on riding? And do you want to be able to actually go around corners at a respectable speed?

board

I can agree with this.

Haven't seen either so flip a coin.

MUGEN
U
G
E
N

Good luck.

>Best idol claimed

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Your drink go hom

goodnight friends

youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

No idea who that is.

Im studying! (Work on the side, though) A cognitive science major, actually. Wow, Lebanon-user, huh? I'd never have thought I'd hear from someone in that country. How is it? Climate, culture, etc.?

Also, Uraraka Ochako is my waifu. Nice to meet you.

sleep tight, I'll see you later

Ur arse is mine

yeah been working 6+ days a week should be able to really party next weekend. Which is ironic because the brewery's 2nd anniversary party is tomorrow >< and I worked a beer fest today (they're nuts)

2 fags going to bed together

I can't remember the last time I played a board game , non virtual .

You should pick it up again , I think some anons here play an instrument
I tried not my thing , maybe later on

rolling for you ^-^
easier to eat :o

T-That's not tended well enough...
Might want to hold off...
>Mom is asking for money again...

God damn it soft. Why do you have to make me do this? Just watch the damn movies

I am hom :3 actually took it easy tonight

Shinoa bro made me get that telegram thing and i made the name mugen choogen after you

Ayyyyyyyyy

I thought you went to bed smug

This gon be you

yeah work sucks
i dont know i was more into the violin and even then i dont have a teacher

Claimedddd

>how often do you plan on riding
A lot, considering it'll be my main commuter vehicle to school once I get it, since bf will be taking the train to work most likely so I won't have to drive him.
>go fast around corners
As I've told you before, I'm not about that life. I am in my car, but in my car I have airbags and steel protecting me. The reason I want a bike is for the freedom and magic, not so much the need for speed. Also if you've ever seen anything on the Vulcan you'd know that it's basically a sport bike disguised as a cruiser, motherfucker's fast as shit surprisingly and you can still throw it around turns faster than any cruiser.

What de fuq, what for?!

Different smug

Eh? You trying to get me to strip again?

you don't need to roll just go down ass up and I'll take care of the rest

Ah! A Rikka-user. Quality qt yourself, hah.

But her name is amazing! How about her superhero name then?
>Uravity

Is there more than one Shinoa-user?
>also wut

Still love it. I usually get the chance to drink on the weekends unlike the vidya job, and I just got a raise so i feel like an appreciated panda ^_^ i would never complain about this career.

Erza claimed
fuck off sandniggers, bash ye in de gob, m8!

B-But I'm male!
>600 bucks
My sister's birthday is coming up and she aparently has no money again...
Of course not, this is just a medical evaluation.
>

Try online one It will be harder for sure but better than nothing and paying , plus not having the full time for a paid one

>>eyepatching intensifies

o shit

Music bro?

Mi Liu is the funniest shitposter here, sneaky as fuck
Climate is gay, changes fast as fuck and always to extremes. Internet is absolute garbage due to the corruption and keeping prices high. People are nice and it's not an extremist muslim country like people seem to think. It's like a smaller dubai
Cognitive science? What's that? I'm studying Business
What do you work? Got a shorter name for your waifu? Maybe a nickname?

I'm Karen yo, nice to meet you too. If you ever need to tell someone about your day, complain or just kill time with, I'm right here whenever you need.

it's not gay if the socks don't touch yo

Mugen Choogen is the best name nigga, glad you figured it out finally
How'd that date go

Hm
You mind being called gravity? I got some memory/concentration problems.

nice thickness

Aesthetically pleasing too.

I'm sorry OED, movies aren't my thing.

What's good?

Not anymore you're not~

well thats good
i should do something that needs less devotion.

Yes you called me alt-smug didn't you mate?

Impostor! I ain't buyin it!
Eye patches are very important to being super awesome.

My waifu is a rehabilitated eyepatch loli.
yours are just disabled.

Stolen

Are you going to make me feel like a girl?~

>No stealing (unless trips or more)

(you know)
Watch it then.

Rory-sama claimed

Oh shit boi wat up!

Ya goddamn right~!

>>>eyepatching intensifies

It's the truth!
I treat frostbite victims, you may have some and not know it!
>That's why I need to do a full body inspection~

I will make you enjoy them!!

I think we have talked before. Unless someone else claimed her or something I am not sure. Anyways thank you! Do you enjoy the anime My Hero Acadamia as much as the manga? Or do you like manga a whole lot more?

Worth a shot

Mine's not disabled. Her eyes work fine.

That sounds mighty fishy when you're looking that happy...

>smug hank

I'd say the choice is clear then. Go for the Vulcan.
Although have you thought about an Adventure bike? They're generally as comfy as cruisers, but have the speed and cornering more like a sports bike. Plus, throw some panniers on it and take it long distance, or even light offroading.
>Planning to get one myself eventually

What in the fuck kinda present does she need to get for $600?! I'd give it to my mom because I owe her money regardless, but just for a present that seems a tad extreme...
>Implying a boipussy can't get preggo
Mizore pls

Hello other smug

I was blind, but now i see
Incredibly awkward

Just posting and snacking, had someone doing some vocaroos for me but it looks like they left.

1hr a day could suffice

And you can have your pick at those , there are plenty of small and part time hobbies

>ooohhh, please do~

U wot m8, i'll shank ye mum.

Bend over~

You tried.

They're quite comfortable. Everyone in the future will be wearing them

my eyepatch or my loli is disabled?
>>smirk

>>ooohhh, please do~
>Bend over~

Oi m8s that's bloody fokin cancer.

I just love my job. Now please remove your clothes~
It's also to "help her out" until the first.
>Want to give it a shot? You may have to try a few times tho~
Bend over?
>Like this right?~

so uh yeah what else is going on

kek. still need to get off my shit and gimp in doubl eyepatches on my go to patch asuka chan pic

Back from playing league
ayy another tsundere~

Most of the waifus here have smug potential

>when you get your ass beat to a pulp by a twelve year old

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So is an "accent"