Native American thread!

Native American thread!
Sioux here.

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fucking hate natives man.. yall bitch about niggers n chinks but their my fucking bane

cherokeefag reporting in

I'm not American Indian, but I'm banging a Chippewa. She's got a great ass.

Does that count?

Registered 1/256 choctaw here. That shit gets me dough for college.

Kyle?

nice, but that doesnt count stick around and post ass pics or you're lying

Muskogee shill, reporting in.

I have like 1/32nd of Cherokee in me.

How much firewater do i have to give to one of your women in order to fuck them?

Got ya a little something!

is that real? 1/256 and registered?

i think you need to keep it for yourself

2 buffalo skins should do the trick.

Nope.

Then I guess I'm lying, newfriend. Oh well for me.

a-are those suppose to be women far right and second from left?

Sicungu and Muskogee

you and like every yonvga in the south appalachians lol

Those are native american traps man. They don't have feminine penises.

How's that meth use and suicide rate going savages?

anyone in the southeast coming up to the eastern cherokee res for the pow wow >pic related outside the rez

Im not proud of it lol. It's not something I walk around and give people a heads up about. I just happen to have some redskin bitch in the family tree. She fucking polluted the bloodline. All Norwegians, and then she came out of nowhere and started sucking my great great grandfathers dick. And here I am.

Yessir

Kek it's bullshit, my great grandmother was full blooded making me 1/8 and I can't register.

oh my gentle fucking jesus, i dont blame you for getting it but im butthurt you can register as 1/256th do you even speak a single world of choctaw?

Oops meant to put

that's my unclesss
lol

norweigan oh so yall are muslim?

Not as high as the liver failure from all that fucking alcohol we brew out in the hut.

Not quite. Christian.

Lol for real? your uncle is a fashion killa wearing all denim with some shades

FUCK no.

I heard it differs for tribes. Like Cherokee requires much more. Not exactly sure though.

Mexica, Kikapu, Cherokee in that order reporting in

Miwok tribe flexin

>europoor here

back in the days before the white man, which tribe was the most hardcore?

also sioux here, Lakota.
Sioux nation is best native nation

does anyone remember that native syndicate faggot who posted a thread of selfies with a bandana and was all like "irl id beat your ass nigga" "im full bread"

i really really like this movie

1 4th chickasaw, 1 4th cherokee here. so i guess half first nations?
in highscool all my friends thought i was arab or from india or some shit.
fucking A

No kek but I can just imagine what that smelly bastard looked like. Probably smelled like horse shit and incense.

you got too much white man blood in you bruh. anything less than half and you start lookin like a mexican

I'm Lakota too!
Holy shit. Sitting Bull mother fuckers.

I'm 1/8th gipsy, what does that get me?

1/2 wašíču

>their

You are a nigger, user.

dont forget shitty weed

Sounds like you got giped pal...
Bwahahahahah

A bottle of Everclear and some tribal beads. Maybe a handjob from the shaman.

Handskie from the shaman?
Nahman.
Lol see what I did there....
Bwahahahahah

better than mayonnaise and onions

lel

gourmet chocolate

native syndicate fag detected

>no porn of qt warchief girls
i am dissapoint

Just don't reproduce with your tainted blood, user.

I can relate.
I've been asked countless times, "what are you?"
It's bc there are so few Natives left they don't recognize us. (Usually the under 30 crowd)

you get that channel Viceland dude? theyre gonna be showing a doc about some lakota reservation. talking about how much it blows too live on rez. ima be watchin that shit for sure

Idk man. Some of those spear-throwers can get pretty fucking stinky.

Kek, trust me I don't plan on it.

I feel so sad for them.

It's like if a bunch of aliens discovered earth and landed, started making small colonies and pretending to have us humans best interests at heart, meanwhile slowly killing off our society and people with weird alien diseases that we're susceptible to. Then they start building weird buildings and claiming it to be the holy land of their diety A'TUK'THAN'UH'RAH, who we shold all worship instead of our savage nonsense earth gods.
Then they start treating us like children for knowing far less and being less advanced and educated than them, and slowly but surely kill most of us off and take over all of earth until it's pretty much 99% alien race and 1.1% humans living here and there in their own little human communities, amongst the alien towns and structures in our inferior little shitty brick houses cause thats what we like living in, like our ancestors.
We begrudge the aliens for taking over our earth so we say fuck getting an alien job, we'll live off your welfare system thanks as a permanent repentance for taking our earth.

Man that'd suck.

>Not quite. Christian.

Basically the same thing when you think about it. Kek. Only savages believe in any of that bullshit.

Navajobro reportin in

thinkin about moving to gillete wy soon is pine ridge worth visiting, any sweet museums?

They're*

Fucking retard

>warchief girls
Go back to cochella
Females knew there role in the tribe.
Bitches wouldn't EVEN think about putting on a war headress.

ya'ahte welcome to the thread

Any mi'kmaq ?

Me too! Save it, it's all yours, friend!

Shawnee here.

I'm more proud of being white.

>ya'ahte
always loved sayin shił to my aunts

Yeah pretty much I guess but don't forget John Adams, alien overlord

You have lost your way, young one. Sit in a mud hole for three nights and then follow the wolf to the river. There, you will find the truth.

Anishinaabe from Kitigan Zibi & Lakota from Pine Ridge

the war headdress isnt even part of our culture and i still cringe when i see some white bitch on ketamine at a festival wearing one

Honestly Idk if i get that channel...
But I'll look it up. I'm sure I'll feel saddened after watching it. Res life is fucked man.

pine ridge is Rosebud Sioux Tribe zoo

i dont get it

ITT: bitch ass white people that pretend they are something else.

pro tip: grow some balls

True... my gooch cheese makes bitches faint.

kek

which are you then faggot?

>Any mi'kmaq ?

Isn't that a movie?
Sector 9 or some shit?
Lol

>Shawnee here.
>I'm more proud of being white.

You aren't white, friendo.

shił yá’át’ééh means roughly "it is good", as in a response to a saying like "how's it going".

other navajo perks include swastikas

Do you honestly think that anyone would pretend to be Native American? That's as bad as wanting to be a nigger or a sand-person.

>triggered lmao his house smells like onions

i dont know these things im from nc lol, so not worth visiting?

No in that film the aliens land in south africa and cant leave earth so stay and end up living in a ghetto area around their ship and are actually inferior to us humans.

whats with the swastikas kek

Haha holy shit... I've been saving up for a road trip to wyoming. Once I have enough saved up & secure a job up there I'm moving. I'm gonna road trip it all over wyoming. Thinking Laramie or Cheyenne for the move. The trip is a couple months out & no date on the relocation.
I live in tx btw

Yes because everyone is 100 percent one or the other, can't be a little of both.

I look white, and that's what counts.

One of my favourite films

lol yeah plenty of whites pretend to be something they're not all the time

it's called white guilt and is also the reason why your women fuck niggers

3/4 choctaw here. they should kick you shits out.

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Obvious b8 is obvious
Go make a "proud to be cuck" thread
Ya goob

Cherokee and Mohawk here.

just kidding. yeah they're some cool people/places to visit on rosebud and pine ridge

alcohol is frowned up there but it's still a scourge on the natives