/brit/ Christmas Eve edition

What are you lads doing right now?

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going to perform a poo in my toilet later tonight

sitting on my bed away from the family because they were doing my n*t in
might go sleep

Drinking beer, eating maltesers, playing War Thunder and wishing my friends had not got married and had kids so I could still have a social life.

waiting for the train so I can go see my parents for christmas

A sweetie for you if you wipe your botty this time.

not making any promises

YOU ARE FINIIISSSSHHHHEEEEEDDD

almost poo'd during squats

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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

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Irish fights

Asuka.

>What are you lads doing right now?
Shitposting and trying not to think about that pleasant moan my sister made when I drunkenly squeezed her boob at my dad's 60th last week but I was too chicken-shit to follow up with a demand for sex

how does high wage high welfare and low wage low welfare happen

Just tried to drink whisky

It's fucking disgusting, why do people let on to enjoy it? It just burns with ever sip

pics of sis

drinking coffee

feliz navidad
feliz navidad
feliz navidad
prospero hon quon bi bon di don

>when the loneliness hits

Drinking port, and thinking about just getting an early night.

Watching star trek tng

sharting at this post

It burns so goooood

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Swear to god there's someone on the roof

Is it him?

Quads demand it.

WAKEY ON THE MAP

last night i was in the trap counting stacks but i didn't see you there

second from right

wish I had my UK flag so I could shitpost without standing out

>red
>high paki population

think im onto something lads

might take the train from london to istanbul

>nigger
lost all interest

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whisky is shite, try whisj

just did a wank

ID?

child or faggot

DELTE

watching how the grinch stole christmas (im the grinch)

father christmas isn't real mate

Try rum.

>tfw I'm posting with Skrillex's brother

Does the illusion of Father Christmas even exist now that brats can simply find the answer on the web?

can't wank because sleeping at parent's house lads

suffering

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I used to call myself bugzy malone as a gimmick

It's an acquired taste, I like brandy tho

Janny HATES anime

I'm 21

I want to like it, just find it hard to

I don't like wine either and don't particularly enjoy beer

Maybe I just don't like alcohol, but I like being drunk

Explain London, Oxford and Slough

Lads, which of the study drugs is the best? Student runt here.

About half my friends take Ritalin, other half take Adderall, but I've also heard of Modafinil being top.

Is there any difference? And what are the costs per pill if any druggos know?

lads when it's 00:00 gmt on january first i am going to post "2017 more like 20 17 year olds on my willy lmao"

hope everyone will be there

Rubbed one out in the shower this morning

>didn't get the gf a present

we'll see how this goes then lads hehe...

i'm ruined

brandy is top tier mate

Kids are thick

They know Christmas = presents, but most still believe in Father Christmas to at least Year 5

gotta be the 'daffy lad

>tfw exeter

goddamit who else /lightgreen/ here

>taking study drugs

Literal runt tier behaviour.

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good lads
brandy is the patricians spirit

he also hates kpop and leafs(don't we all)

Nico

good luck

modafinil is easiest to get hold of
you're not getting adderall in the UK, you'll have to bomb small amounts of speed
ritalin is probably decent too

modafinil doesn't have a drug type high to it but works really well

Were you one of those edgy spoilsports that used to ruin to for people?

can't imagine ever committing a crime in the US lads

seems even the slightest offense there will land you 50 years in a private prison cell with some 7ft Jamal with a permanent boner

Having a solo sesh and listening to russian rave music, having fun if im being honest

Very nice posts.

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sad case loser harhar

Just ate a full bag of haribos, i feel like a fat cunt lads

get whatever you can get, and if you can get any, get the cheapest

they all do the same thing

haha mental wanking to anything?

what's on the table lad

that nigga ded?

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Means your still lucid.

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only if you're black

my dad went to prison a couple times for dui(s) and he said its not that bad

the fuck is with the autistics marching in step at the end?

No, I (weirdly in hindsight) expected very expensive presents from my friends then got in a huff and went and played footie with the cool kids wen they gave me shit a kid and their working-class parents would buy for their kid's school friend

family are downstairs doing festive shit and i'm up here in my room doing the usual

m8 im enjoying myself, really dont care what you think

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Not much. Browsing a bit of Sup Forums (>tfw Yuro Sup Forums is ded) and listening to music. Will go to bed later to watch some Seinfeld.

You?

>be me at work
>Hungarian girl sends me documents to check
>passport, references, university diploma, British citizen application papers
>she's a qt. Pretty, intelligent, polite, good-natured
>she send thanks and wishes me a merry Christmas with a X

I will never meet her.

thanks :(

So tried the whisky even with coke and it still tastes like shit

Fuck this

Been drinking?

track her down

micro-dosing amphetamine sulphate (speed).

brother spends fucking ages in the fucking bath

they say lonely people spend more time in the bath because it gives them a sort of warmth that they don't have in their lifes that they would have from female relationships

and that sad cunt has been with fewer women than me lol

enough whites to balance it out mate

Is it legal to leave your three children in a hotel room in Portugal while you go and have dinner in a restaurant 150ft away?

What whiskey senpai?

i believed in father christmas until the end of year 7
embarassing