ITT: Cool names for everyday objects

ITT: Cool names for everyday objects

Pic related, it's a portable hydration receptacle.

Darkness Eliminator

not calling it a polyethylene DI-hydrogen-mon-oxide containment device

He said cool, not retarded and overly complex.

>being this dumb

>projecting this hard

Not dumb faggot, just looking for cool names. No need to overcomplicate the shit.

massive media controlation device

>thinking that basic science is overcomplicated

>being this insecure

>proving summer is here

/thread

Energy Regeneration Station (Passive)

Energy Regeneration Station (Active)

Energy Regeneration Fluid

Dihydrogen-Oxide. You don't use "mono". Just as you don't say Monocarbon-Dioxide.

>Smartassing, do it rigth...

Well smartass, your wording can be interpreted as (HO)2, so it is more clear with the mono

Endocannabinoid System Disruptor

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Endocannabinoid System Disruption Flora

>not calling it a portable dihydrogen monoxide containment device

You're here, so what the fuck do you know about cool?

You do say Carbon Monoxide though.

Darkness Eliminator

Potion of rejuvenation

If by rejuvenation you mean regurgitation.

amen

kek'd