Walk into a public bathroom and see this

>Walk into a public bathroom and see this

What do ?

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Add cleaning to the list of things I need to do.

call the cops!!!

>remove bitch from toilet
>use toilet
>leave toilet saticfied

Be surprised at how sanitary it is compared to most public bathrooms.

summerfag

>Cant detect troll.
>Calls someone else a summerfag

turn 360 degrees and walk away

damnnnn thats a fine pussy

1. You should always first ask her if she's ok or needs help.

2. If she can't respond, assume the air passageway is blocked and administer CPR.

well you would be walking towards the body then

Get ready for round two

ewwwww

>must follow the steps in the correct order
So, autist or robot?

hey, that's pretty good

*unzips dick*

why would you clean a public bathroom?

>Ask if willing to have sexual intercourse
>Disregard answer
>Fuck her right in the pussy

Finger pussy.
Then I'd call cops because I'd rather not risk getting arrested for not informing those government faggots about someone who is already dead.
Stupid law.

ew, good thing I always carry a razor and shaving cream.
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Ask myself why I'm walking into a subhuman Asian bathroom again. Relieve myself. Leave.

>being this new
summer end please

fuck it while it's still warm

topzozzle

why would you question someones answer to the question within the thread that exists to answer the question YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

>*unzips dick*
looks like it's my lucky day

summer will never end

call the police and report it
because im a huge gaylord and no fun whatsoever

curiosity

> Take a picture
> Call the cops
> Post it on /b and ask the same question

Check my map I'm walking in circles

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1. Take out 5-gum
2. Bite away a piece of it
3. Put the other piece in her hand and the package in her other hand
4. Walk away

CPR and if she gets stabilised roll her into the recovery position, failing that, molest the body

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That's a chink's toilet. Call me racist but I prefer women of European descent

puke, probably piss my pants, call police, be damaged for life

>check body temperature
>if warm, fuck her on the spot
>if cold, throw her in the microwave for a bit and proceed to fuck her.

dont back out on your own mistake :)

She's... BLOODY HOT

I'm done. I'm fucking done.

that's what happens when you strain too hard while shitting

Pubes don't look dark enough for a chink, she may not be one.

Check my map because I'm driving in circles.

Fuck her.

First go to toilette, caus thats why i went to the bathroom.
Then go back to bedroom and continue fucking the head.

I'll have to wait for the test result to come back before I stick my dick in her, just to be safe

Lol

hey! You were in the thread thread! Cool!

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ask myself how the fuck i ended up in a public bathroom in mexico

>Move it
>Have a piss
>wash my hands
>take a picture of the body
>leave

Fucking faggots

>implying that I would do some crazy sexual shit with ti

Fuck off edge lords.

>sees no feminine penis
>walks away

Furiously fuck her severed throat hole

You got principles, I respect that. Hope sh'es a whitey

Try to find her head and glue it back on.

The good deed of the day is now done.

Leave. You're in a squat toilet country. No one cares.

prelubed for your pleasure. smart thinking

Is your dick in disguise?

if i knew 100% i wasnt getting caught i think id fuck it, just to see what its like?

no, in your mom

Smash her in the butthole, cum in her pussy and leave.

Blast it with piss.

I look for the head. If there is a head, proceed to facefuck, else procede to a normal,boring, corpse fuck.

(I can't find source of the image, only strange-ass japanese rape sites. Anyone?)

what if she gets pregnant?

if smiles were boners
this post made me full flaccid

jej

Cut her belly open, smash the fetus' butthole in, cum in the open wound and leave again

kek

first thing id do is check her pulse to see if she is need of cpr. check airway and if clear and not breathing begin mouth to mouth until ambos arrive.

good chance shell make it woth cpr and maybe defib if available.

Wipe up my cum and leave

There's no harm if it's still warm.

post pics with timestamp on Sup Forums.

Move corpse, do my biz, leave, never speak of it to anyone

>nice tits
>nice looking pussy

Would you not fuck her? I'd definitely fuck her if I was the only one in the bathroom

Walk out, enter the mens room.

>give bitch a good throatfucking
>pose with her for selfie on the commode
>post on facebook
profit

>Use her as the toilet
>Then fap to it