DUTCH BUNKER THREAD

How the fuck are we ever getting out of this group?

>#1 Qualifies for the WC
>#2 Goes to playoffs
>Rest goes back home

And even if we manage to finish 2nd, who says we'll get through the playoffs?

HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT

How are we ever going to do well in this group?

You're only challenege is France, Zlatanland has no more Zlatan.

You think you have it bad

no more zlatan. youre golden

Teams are already in the right order?
>drop Blind
>drop Depay
>drop Cillesen
>pray Robben isnt kill
>inject Kuyt full of drugs to get him on tje squad again

1. Belarus
2. Sweden
3. France
4. Netherlands
5. Bulgaria
6. Luxembourg

By cheating as usual.

you have 3 shit teams, france and sweden with no zlatan

i dont get what you're worried about

no more iceland. youre golden too

Why do we always get drawn in the worst groups ever.

>2016
>Mexico still salty

when will it be bulgaria's time to shine

>dutch are afraid of playing sweden and bulgaria
what a time to be alive

Yes but we were in a Euro qualifiers group with these countries and we even failed to qualify from that

are you for real? or maybe scottish? because the only semi decent team is slovakia

it doesnt really matter at this point, im pretty sure we'll struggle and possibly drop points against luxembourg

Fuck, France won't qualify

never

>drop points
We will get beaten 7-2 again and this time by fucking Luxembourg

FINALLY GROUP WITHOUT GERMANS IN IT
THANK GOD

we will be in play offs

lose 2-0 first leg and win 3-0 at home

...

>choke masters
>no zlatan
>3 nobodies

Yep, your group seems to be the easiest along with ours.

no era

You've just seen how fucking awful our team is. We're in an "easy" qualifying group so the embarrassment will be even worse when we get knocked out.

> tfw you guys didnt even warn the world about iceland

Bosnia and Cyprus again...

At least we're not getting Wales this time.

>implying anyone has it worse than us

Do we even stand a chance?

looks like the easiest group

except for sweden who finished 4th, none of these teams were in the EU so it's probably going to be piece of cake

People keep forgetting that finishing 2nd only gets you a PLAYOFF spot.

Having looked through all the groups, most groups have at least 2 good countries.
Just look at Group G.

>Kosovo
Why is this allowed?

I think you will be fine.

>"group" E

Get gud. You used to be the top.

What the hell are you talking about?
Depay wil surely become the new Ronaldo next season
Janssen wil put Kane on the bench at tottenham
Robben will get his wc 14 form back
Bazoer is Pogba 2.0
Bruma is the new Stam
Willems best LB in europe
Pröpper and Hendrix are the best midfielder I have ever seen in my life and Zoet is easily on par with Courtois

And the worst second placed team will not be in a play-off also.

fuck yeah easiest group for poland

you will see great fights during the wc between them ans ruskies

>you will see great fights during the wc between them ans ruskies
we will not see any fights at WC at all, because russian police is no joke.

...

>EU
The fuck senpai

because they realize serbs are disgusting like the rest of the world and want to split?

KEK
E
K

Why do they not play with Albania instead then?

This.

> Check Republic

Also, Czech them

I don't get that either
literally nobody is happy about kosovo's existence
even the albanians want to join albania

git gud

checked pierre

damn

honestly judging from the > friendly's it starting to look a bit better again.

imo drop blind, keep advocaat
No memepiss until he has proven itself
Bert van Oosterveen (fa director) should fuck of, he has shown nothing but incompetence on every thing.

If strootman AND robben are both fit i have no worries.

I dont want to sound cocky but this looks piss easy
start of a new era for polish football?

meh

Czeched

This looks like the most balanced/competitive group

Depay it is zero in all the areas he runs he forgets the ball behind him , no intelligence game , its only strong point is its strength

.......the fuck is this of a group?

Not to mention Sweden won't have Zlatan anymore when you face them.

mad because you wont qualify orangecuck?

Nah, I don't care.

But there's always this one group with like no strong team in it. Like that time where Greece was in pot 1 for some fucking reason and we had a group with them, Bosnia and some other teams and I think Greece ended dead last in it too.

Line up time

literally don't know anyone except for Robben

Why such a downfall, Dutchbros?

>no Van Persie
This is not a Neverlands lineup.

If this Euro shows anything, it's that big names don't mean anything.

I'm sure no one knows who Pelle is either

Sweden is shit, Bul, Blr and Lux are so irrelevant I don't even know their actual names. You're going to be fine.

>all these whos

Even kosovo can trash you Van

literally san marino tier

Bruma is right foot and van Dijk is a lefty
Change Bazoer for van Ginkel or Propper

You would know Strootman if he wan't dead all the time.
Also pic related happened.

DELETE THIS

>Netherlands
>All these niggers
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""european""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""team

off to CAF with you

Is Robben still going to play for the Dutch team in 2018 if you qualify? He'll be almost 35 (and will probably look like he's 60).

doubles chance 10%
trebles chance 1%
quads chance 0.1%
quints 0.01%

and so on and so forth. and these are not isolated one offs, tehre are millions of posts a day. there are thousands of doubles a day. grow up fag

Hey, at least most of them are brown, unlike France's Africans.

Remember France in world cup 1994? yeah me neither
that was Bulgaria's fault

>Group D
>Group E
>we get Spain
fuck this shit, Beglium in the EURO group, and then a nightmare road to the final, Croatia in qualification group, dat fucking 2014 group. Why does FIFA hate us?

we are so cucked

We will make him play, with Philips Cyborg Power

Here is your (You), Pineapple Netherlands.

I hope Retro stays for another season at pay ass vey

>germany prefers them brown with a good white mother

why im not surprised

We will be beaten by everyone including Kosovo.

>Those comments
Topkek

You will be fine, Spain is kill.

>Aruba
Is your country really the way I imagine it?
Amsterdam as a tiny Caribbean island?

brown = half-Native most of the time
black = African

Janssen is the future GOAT lads, watch out for him

top kek Tyrone

Sweden are not good you cuck.

>Robbot

where is Kluivert, Van hoojdonck, zenden?

It's you and us going through.

Ukraine a shit, Turkey too, >Kosovo, and Finland doesn't give a shit about football.

It's just a question of who finishes first and who's going into playoffs.

Martina Boateng is such a great woman, you must be proud.

>Beglium in the EURO group, and then a nightmare road to the final

You did that to yourself. Wilmots really is the master tactician.

>Fearing Sweden aka 0 (zero) shot on target
>Fearing the full time plumbers of Luxembourg

Instead of being the single biggest (internet) meme exporter in the world, >we need to harness their power like niceland.

>invade Serbia during the Ottoman conquest
>breed like crazy
>secede and form their own country

Literally beaner tier behavior

Luxembourg will be the next Iceland
screencap this

Yes, three black people in our entire Euro squad is really awful, I would be so ashamed if it would be almost half of the them.

Btw, how's your whiteness going, France.