It's Father's Day, Sup Forums. Why aren't you spending time with him?

It's Father's Day, Sup Forums. Why aren't you spending time with him?

Because I'm black.

Cause I'm in Afghanistan. I'll miss next years as well.

dam son

He's dead.

>time
because he left when i was like a year old...29 next month, and haven't seen him since

moved out of state
dude doesnt give a fuck about me anyways

where the fuck did that greentext come from?

He was a heroin addict who knocked up my mum when she was 15 and he was 20.

Because he's a piece of shit.

Happens when you highlight a selection of text when quick replying.

it was from your father

This.

>
Then put text directly after it

i don't get along well with my old man.

fathers day?

Yep. Since in 2009.

Same

cuz im an asshole

which is fun

necesito más galletitas saladas

Spent it with him yesterday. We ordered pizza and watched Zombie Land at my place after playing some WoW together.

We're a pretty simple family.

'Cause the marvelous cunt is on a well-deserved motorcycle tour for a couple weeks. I called this morning, though.

Because he lives like 45 miles away and its Sunday. Fathers day is just for card companies to make money anyway.

Pretty sure Zombieland is one word.

Same here. Sorry for your loss user.

Because he's been dead nearly 4 years. I'm spending it with my son instead, because he's fucking ace. Circle of life, m8.

cause its only fathersday in america fag.

so you're lazy. no need for more excuses.

Because I am a Aussie and fathers day is in September for us.

Because it's my birthday and I'm spending it with the whole family not just him.

because he's fucking dead

My dad told me he hated me last year, and said if he could with death upon 1 person it would be me. I love him, it sucks not having a dad