Will I die cutting it?

Will I die cutting it?

No, but this will kill the Penis.

1) How about you stop doing stupid shit and asking for attention.
2) How about you go trimm yourself and get laid
3) After part 2 you wont even want to cut it off idiot.

Unfortunately not

try it

do it

do it pussy

I hope so.

We can only hope.

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Post picture if you do it.

yes you will.

yes so don't do it please

No. Cut it off

You have to cut long ways

yes

You do know that your penis size can increase drastically if you lose weight and when you follow a vegan diet, right?

It will grow back. Sometimes even longer than before. It happen.

aint no way in hell you're cutting it with a pair of blunt ass scissors. Not even the dude from fucking 127 hours could go through with that shit.
Maybe get a few more brain cells and you won't want to do stupid shit like scissoring your dick off

It would be extremely painful.

It would be extremely painful.

no

What excuse can I tell to the doctor if I do it?

OP's a big guy.

fuck off vegan