Sexting thread

Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.

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Rolling

Nobody will deliver

Roll

Mademoiselle? You fucking cuck

I did that to 3 girls

Now I have 3 "seen"

Dubs here I come

Rolling

I deliverr man

Roll

>mfw I just fucked the last female I spoke to

Rolli

dubs get

Deliver

Reroll

Roll
Let's go out for drinks
We get wasted go to my place I drop some roofies on your drink think about it

>>i hadnt fucked every girl i knew

roll

I have an anti dubs shield, I'm safvfe.

Roll

we are waiting

roll

3366
Double dubs

2+2=4 so it'd quads

So no one is gonna deliver huh?

I have schizophrenia as well friend.

I like to live dangerously

Rolling

Rereroll

roll

i will never get dubs

I'll just do it

Fucking retard

checked

Alright

Mfw I won't deliver because I was sexting my girl all last night and she's the last one I talked to

No dubs, so boring

rolling for keks

WINAR DELIVER PUSSY

roll

check em

Rerolling.

You are the retard

No dubs here

Last try, reroll.

checked, winrar
go for it

I always deliver

lul

Roll

Roller

Rolling

rollsroys

Close one

lel

Roll

Roll

roll

I don't know

roll

She looks awfully large. I guess standards aren't for everybody.

She is large thus why she's just a friend fam.

lets get quints

Deliver fgt

haha! yes, I wish I had dubs, would like to try it but now you have to deliever

!!!! DING DING DING!!! we have a winrar

oh shit. Roll

roll

Oops

rollll ;-;

WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR

Okay, well shit, I try.. just w8.

reroll

Dubs for me

Roll

rereroll

rerereroll

Winrar

roll

Dubs dubs deliver bitch

Keke

roll

Like this?

>tfw girl i was talking to on Friday sent me noods
>tfw i sent a dick pic and got even more noods

feelsgood

This nigga didn't pay attention.

Also, rolling, and trust me, worth it if it works holy shit.

roll

Alright.

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Oh shit. Update when there's an answer

>lel
Motherfucker she's chan garbage

what now

lolo

where can i buy/what is the name of this toy

Ooh MY!
What the fuck is wrong with you dick.

>that smile at the end
i think she liked it... kinky slut

It's an electric flyswatter.

switch on internet and try again, you fucking pussy

This is not a toy. It's an electric fly swatter, check the markets, maybe you'll find one.

Je verbinding verbeteren

it's a flyswatter

its an electric fly swatter. zaps the bugs

thats not a toy you fucing retard

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