oldfags give youngfags advice based on past mistakes they made

> oldfags give youngfags advice based on past mistakes they made

Bumpino

Bump

don't try too hard. in the end nothing really matters

> linkin park xD

Don't cheat on a girl that really loves you.

Bumpizzle

never EVER get married

This only applies to pretty girls. If they're fat they will forgive you.

Instant gratification is bullshit and will lead you down roads you don't need to go.

I'm not an oldfag, and I don't want to be. TBH I've been here since 2013.

Never pretend to be an oldfag. Why pretend to be something hideous?

Never trust HR, they're there to defend the company, they don't care about you

Do you have goals?
Get started on them now. Not tomorrow, but now. Otherwise you'll wake up one morning and discover that you're 40, and you've done nothing.

Also, don't go to college. Go to a trade school. I went to college. Now I'm in debt up to my eyebrows, and I can't even get a job mopping floors. Meanwhile, more than one person I grew up with went to trade school, made 6 figures within two years, and are now millionaires.

Lastly, don't ever do anything over a woman. There is always someone better for you.

lurk moar

Give an example

Lurk more.

>dating fat girls
Get some personal standards.

theres a story there

You're stupid and need to stop pretending your posts are valued.

This advice about trade school has been given so much, college is beneficial for the long run. No welder will make as much as a doctor.

Yeah is right

Tell us

Drinking instead of X
Smoking weed instead of X
etc.

Never place your vices above the other things in your life.

>pretending my posts are valued
>threads don't last forever

That would be like me trynna impress someone I know I'm never speaking to again.

There's the door summerfriend...

love urself and never panic
also try to be better for urself not for other
do sth cause u want to
try chicks out of ur league ull be surprised
alsolearn alot of things cause u never know when sthis gonna be usefull

She wasn't fat when we first got together
>feels bad fam

eat plenty of fiber..never underestimate the importance of fiber in a diet.....trust me on this

>never panic
this. nothing in life is worth getting anxious over, just enjoy yourself

Just because people didn't reply to your post doesn't mean they didn't read it.

this...this right here....words of mother fucking wisdom...

If you have social anxiety, like me, please try to ignore it.

Unless you want to one day shit your asshole out, literally the asshole like in extreme gap porns.

Money is everything. You will want a house, a woman, and probably a family. Learn a trade before you get old.

This isn't a discussion, fucktard.

>...
Learning disability or homosexual detected.

Can't lie with triple double

Never miss a chance to visit your parents/grandparents/loved ones. One day you'll be looking down at them in a box wishing you could have one last conversation.

You yourself are capable of anything you want if you want it bad enough. I went from being homeless one month to owning my own business making 3k the next month. The reverse to this is also true, the universe will not hand you anything unless you take it yourself.

once you have a decent job that brings in a reliable amount of money at the end of the month, save $10 every week (I do this by transitting this amount of money weekly to my second bank account), saves up quite a lot of money and it isnt really hurting your wallet since 10& / week isnt really something you can't miss.

Don't finish Mass Effect 3

Words of wisdom (I'm gonna pretend I'm talking to myself 30 years ago when I was 20 - inb4 "yer fukin' old, man!!")

1) Buy rental property. Smartest man I ever met bought houses in Watts (the ghetto in LA). Didn't seem to make sense until he told me how Section 8 makes sure the rent is paid, and over 40 years, he'd had most of his houses paid off, and could sell them one at a time whenever he needed some extra dough (he and his wife owned 18 houses total).

2) Buy stocks every month - just a small amount will do. That shit appreciates. Don't speculate, just buy something that has been around forever, like Coke.

3) DO NOT get married until you are at least 35 years old. You can still marry a 20 year old and have babies, but you will have your shit in one basket by 35. At 25 you have barely just found your dick and how to best use it. Leave that commitment stuff for later - enjoy your 20's because once they are gone, they are g-o-n-e.

Are you ok?! You seem like a very angry 13 year old boy trying to troll on Sup Forums.

Does your dad hit you?

no..not like that..but you dont wanna take a shit once every two weeks..and when you do your ass hole feels like its giving birth to rosemarys baby...

like they are going to listen.

man im not gay but for this id kiss u

true.... true

Never climb on top of trains where there's electrical wires. He didn't even touch it. And he wasnt the only one climbing, I did too, I could have die there same way.
I just hope you're not angry at us mate.

True, but most people think they are smart enough to be a doctor. News flash, they are not. I teach chemistry at the college level.

Don't get into a relationship with someone you met on Sup Forums.

Underrated post

You don't need to seed your torrents, that's how they get you.
As soon as your done downloading close that shit down.

how old are you bro ?

why only $10?

dont ever fuck a goat without a condom..found out the hard way that they have std's too

When on the bus always carry a bag of seafood.
That way if you need to finger someone the police has no evidence, you can say it is the bag of seafood that smells.

is this true?

i do that all the time too user..i thought it was just me..

He has to be at least in the 15000s now

>I like the song

Sound advice there Achmed

Don't be a cringy fag who abuses greentext

>the 90s kid is still replying as if this is a discussion

It's not about what you know, but who you know. Always try to make connections, you never know when it'll help you.

you are a fingering guru user..i bow to you

Solid auto-correct

my name is Phillip thank you

because thats an amount that isnt much to "put away" at short term, but long term, say after 3 months, you've made approximately $130, wich you could use when you need it.
and you will need it, because you get older.
getting a house, paying for school, groceries, socializing is expensive, especially when you leave your parents house, and start living on your own (like i am, for half a year now)

who the fuck cares?

Philip meh halad?

I don't know user I'm going 5 years with a chick I met on here

Ggwp.

>i dont like other songs
id say 20k

it was only a double

oldfag advise: lurk moar

It's not about how fast you mow, it's about how well you mow fast.

truth

they too old to change their ways

you need to go see grandma and tell her you love her and that she is wonderful

Don't try to kill the jews.

If you find yourself living on the streets, shaving cream is an excellent way of making a hobo birthday cake.

Layer old stale bread that you can find outside of bakeries with shaving cream between and then you finish it off by adding the cream all around and on the top.

Looks just like a cream cake, and it is not too bad at all.

My Nigger

off by juan

Good for you dude, we lasted 2 1/2 years. Broke my fucking heart.

shut up Shlomo

It was a triple

Loyal friends are by far better and much more likely to stick with you then almost any girl you will ever date in life

I get it, it is like "off by one" but racist!
Here's a tip for you, racism is not cool. It will get you in trouble.

If you've messed around with a guy before, don't tell your wife. Just leave it in the past where it belongs.

great advice

Keep your mouth shut. Don't express ANY of your past life adventures , whores, strippers,drugs, cheating to a long term partner. Pretend you are in the cia.

Wear a helmet and/or seatbelt, i work on an ICU and get a new Sup Forumsro everynight in a car/bike/atv that is brain dead wheelchair meat ( cant ever make a boner again) or is an organ donor.

Don't buy kettle corn.

hell...i do that ..and im not even homeless

Noted!

Use wooden pallets for firewood and you'll never need firewood again.

Isn't that good tho? At least in my country, college is free and college teachers get about 5k/month on average. I'd love to teach at college level.

if you see a kik group dont go in it its how i got visited by the party bus

France?

I'm only 26, but all y'all fucking college aged motherfuckers, heed my god damn words.

PAY OFF THE INTEREST ON YOUR LOANS AS IT ACCRUES.

You save yourself a LOT of fucking money, and it's 100% tax deductible up to $2500. Every single year, set aside some cash or something and PAY THAT SHIT THE FUCK OFF.

Best advice in this thread

I should clarify, on STUDENT loans.

Fuck everything.
Be a pessimist.
Don't trust a fucking soul, not even family.
Never try to kill yourself.
Get a job that values you over whatever bullshit company you work for. IE (Security Analyst) Etc.
Don't get married until you're at least forty.
Always be confident. Girls like confidence over anything else.
Read Sup Forums every day and stay away from anything other than weed and booze...

Brazil

>77
>triple

ishygddt

This

don't click boards.Sup Forums.org/b/

> 44-11-77
> triple double

Kya

Don't go to college unless you have a well thought out career plan. If you go and choose a random major you're gonna have a bad time. Media production degree here, I work in IT at a piece of shit lotto corporation. Where I live there is next to nothing for media jobs. Think about what you want to do, where you want to be, and overall your future in general. TLDR; Figure out your shit before you embark on the college adventure.