Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums
I have a roommate that is annoying and rude as fuck. He has like 3 PlayStations and an Xbox 360, do you guys know any way of fucking with the system that'll make them dysfunctional while making it look like an accident ? Please lemme know, I really wanna fuck with him.
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Magnet to hdd
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beer on cpus.

Pour salt in the vents on the side of the 360

throw them in a pool. it will take a crane to get them out.

Shit in disc tray.

Fall on them and while ur doing that break your neck. That will look like an accident i guess.

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Be a man and smash them right in front of him.

This, then say:

"Oops"

Insert dust

Leave other people's property alone you fucking faggot.

bleach your anus, that ought to suprice him

cum on them

>tfw newfags scratching heads

Put his favorite game into the xbox and pick the xbox up while it's running. It will fuck the game right over and he'll never know.

This

>You cant /thread yourself
>lurk moar

A first world loser problems.

That said:
1. Not your personal army.
2. Man the fuck up.

burn them and tell him to get a fucking computer damned console fags need to be in camps or some shit

put a solid iron ingot in the motherboard