Found lizard in house trips decides what happens
Found lizard in house trips decides what happens
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insert it in your butthole
rolling for put it in a more reasonable container
like anything
a fuckin zip loc come on
free it
Space Program
insert it into butthole
Let it go you asshole
Space program!!!!
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let it bite your dick
Rolling for this
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WINRAR
grab large knife
hold knife with point right above lizards torso
plunge knife into lizards torso
Let it free.
eat it
Set free
Give it a blowjob
OP here: space program wins, space suit currently under construction
Cut him in half, put it on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Hi you must be new here.* Whispers needs to be the last digit too. *
found it in your house? not unless you lived in Pakistan. looks like a baby leopard gecko, fucking fag. return it to petco.
Nobody called you a newfag yet?
Well... space program. Duh.
:D First Jizz on it then Space
Up your pussy it goes, OP.
No pussy? Then pooper hole is fine with me.
It's alright I'm on it.
Let him go
eat it
you now have a new pet feed him and make him comfy his new name is Slitherton
op seems like a female if so i need tits for verification
It is a lizard you dumbfuck not a tiny human doll.Give it a proper space suit.
Rerol
Grab it by its tail until it lets its tail fall off, then let the lizard go.
Shove tail up your urethra.
reroll
i repeat, up the pussy
if no pussy, then asshole
free it and kill yourself
Let it crawl on your genitalia for as long as it wants
S P A C E P R O G R A M
rerol..
eat it
and poop it
reroll
Reroll
up the ass it goes
roll for Lizard Space Program
Let it drown
Put it into the blender and make a shake out of it.
Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!
rerolla
eat its head
Set it free
set it free,you fucking faggot!
Let there be a magical 5 or I'm gonna kill my self.
Jizz on it
Space program
Lizard... you will be a great astronaut.
let it live in your house
Reroll
no worries i got this
Cook it in the oven at 400 degrees for 30 minutes
Let the little Fucker live
Release it outside
rerollb
chug a cup of bleach then let it go
Free it!
Send it back to Asia
Name it chip and Send him to space.
Trips says he lives
Get
This
Let him go
/b psychology games!
Put in freezer for 5 mins then microwave for 5 secs.
Repeat until lizbro is collecting his virgins
Let it bite your dick
Let it out. They're good to have around your house to eat the insects
Let it go, it's an animal not something you should just fuck with because you feel like it
blend
rerollc
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody even if its lame or has to lie like how the ugly people losers is better then the attrative loser people so thtats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit with there ugly as shit face and plus the ugly people losers like the ugly guys smell like dog poop like beyonce
so thats why fuck reddit and the ugly people losersl ike the ugly guys losers that smell like dog poo like beyonce and is ugly
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and has to hurt the attrative loser people the ugly way and doesnt hurt the popular people if cant hurt the popular people the ugly way and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and has to hide that the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce on tv n music n pretty much everything like books or movies
and still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way
cause can hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers can hurt the popular poeple and attrative popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected the popular people and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like dog poop and get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers n reddit that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly is ugly and pathatic
so who want to be around ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly and lame and too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected by the popular people but still act gay and powerful but is still ugly n smell like poo like beyonce
Space Program
bump
dub dubs count!!!!
Make it bite your dick
Roll
Freeze inside a bowl of water and show results of it
Reroll
reroll for space program
Let it free
microwave
Just let him go.
Fukken winnie!!!
MICROWAWE IT
rerolld
Let him/she be the first lizard on mars
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
space geckos
Fuck you
release outside in a safe place
There was no even trips you autistic fuck.
Rolling for set it free outside
...
Bite it's head off
CHECKED Microwave it is
NOOO!!!!!