hi Sup Forums
im a 17 year old guy and i need help...
everyday i wake up with a boner and it really annoys me...
at first ive tried to stop masturbating but it hasnt helped...
any tips/reason why this is happening?
Hi Sup Forums
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It happens because you are a 17 year old guy
You will look back at this time when you are 55 and miss it, enjoy while you can
To stop you from pissing the fucking bed
THIS!!!!
thanks i guess
hopefully it stops soon doe...
Stop drinking water 2 hours before you go to sleep, go take a piss even if you feel like you dont have to right before bed.
Results may vary but this should solve your issue
It's called morning wood, faggot. It's normal
B&
'morning wood' or whatever it is called...
it can be very annoying when im trying to do a jog as soon as i wake up
It won't, at least until you're in your mid 20's ime. This is one of the few times in your life you'll be able to fuck a chick, cum, and just carry on with a a full boner, shit is most definitely cash. Fuck I'm 31 and already getting minor feels about that time of my life now
Nope it's a special condition that only females can cure.
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>On Sup Forums
>Jogs
Nice try
nice b8 bitch
Jesus christ do you literally hop out of bed and start jogging? Take a piss, relax for a few minutes then go run. Da fuck is wrong with you?
Fucking this
im on a really tight schedule, it being work out, school, study, part time work and i also try fiting in video games so u know
Stop lying m8, we don't jog either
>...so u know
tight schedule of being a student and having a part time worker. You seem too up tight. Have fun literally jumping out of bed and dashing out for a run.
I've been trying to ignore all the haters that have come but for you information, im trying to do something in my life after wasting 3 academic years and the past 7 on gaming
>...ignore all the haters...
Yet you replied to one of them. GLHF with your up tight life.
It's the morning boner you dumbass. Standard thing. It would be a bad sign if you didn't have it.
sounds like you need a boner hiding apparatus
>Be you
>Wake up
>Notice morning wood
>Immediately jump out of bed
>No time for breakfast or to get dressed, gotta keep my cock nice and hard
>Run out of my apartment, hit the asphalt
>Make sure each and every one of my neighbours sees my erection
>Unbutton my undies just to make sure
>Am getting my life together
Dubs of truth.
im starting to feel as if im the weird one here...
is it so weird to have a nice jog at 6.30am?