How do I ran myself over with own car?
How do I ran myself over with own car?
In soviet russia
Down hill m8
Is that a trick question? Go to party with friend. An alcohol. Give him key. Lay in front of own car.
Go to a steep hill, put car in neutral, then bike down towards the bottom area and face the other way as it comes to hit you.
Just ran yourself over with friends in the Burger King drive through
dying is bad enough, but in such an embarrassing fashion? man, poor chekov
It is quite common. I know the case of a girl killing her father when switching the driver
>Computer, activate parking brake while I check the mail
Like a baws
what fucking car was he run over by?
His own.
His own.
what make, you mongoloids
EMT here. I shit you not there was a lady who ran herself over with her own car a few weeks back
Got out to check her mail, didn't put her car in park and tried to jump back in when it started rolling. Failed miserably and now she's in the hospital with a broken ankle and 4 broken vertebrae
He wore a red shirt.
We should have seen this coming.
in soviet Russia mailbox runs over you
This was where it happened
>open the pod bay door
How can a fucking car without a driver kill anybody? Really, Its hard to believe. Maybe the driver was an alcohol?
>How can a fucking car without a driver kill anybody?
>Maybe the driver was an alcohol?
i enjoy Sup Forums logic from time to time.
>implying you need a driver
Come on! That fucking car cant kill anybody. Its made of pussies
Alfa romeo
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>mongoloids
more than one mongoloid