69 decides how I kill myself

69 decides how I kill myself
Dubs decide when

Come on, Sup Forums. I don't got all day.

Just cuck my shit up

Go yell "Nigger" in the bad part of town. Tonight. It's father's day. They aren't doing anything.

Right now.

Break window on microwave and microwave head.
Quick and painless

Also, in suicide now in days be creative. I'm tired of all these bitch ass niggers being super cliché.
Do some shit no one has

Don't

Op is that you?

don't

Or do this.
Buy a skydiving ticket, and when you jump release from the instructor

Eat a cellphone battery and wait for your stomach to burst and die from hemorrhaging

Peanut Butter

never

Repeatedly shove miscelaneous objects up your bum

Do a mass shooting while high on Xanax or other drug.
Before the police bust in to kill you.
Set the place on fire and burn that bitch to the ground.
Do this at a restaurant or local market.

This

why do u hate yourself?
try to help other people
save a life
don't choose the easy way

your ancestors fight in wars and bla bla and u just choose the easy way?
fuck off everyone hate the life
you are not the center of life

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Dress up as clown. Go to a bridge. Tie razor wire around neck and superglue hands to sides of head. Jump of so when you get decapitated op will be holding own head. Epic death level >9000

Old age

Never

Go out like Orlando

Do it

Have tons of unprotected gay sex and never get tested for HIV

Rawl for mass shooting.

try to rob a gun shop with your bare hands

Chlorine tablets, just keep eating them. Just mouth fulls after mouth fulls force yourself to keep eating them. Use any condiments you would like (ketchup, gravy, tooth paste, ext)

old age

OP here, I'm a certain kind of degenerate. Let's just say, if I did a mass shooting there would be no greater gift to Sup Forums and all conservatives out there. Radical feminists too.

Cuck

Fucking tranny do it.

ah ok
im this dude
just forget what i said
just kill yourself
idk how just do it
hf gl

Go to Syria and build a church there.

Kill Hillary then yourself, hide the gun in your ass.Proceed to kill everyone around entill they finally put you down. You would die a hero.

Genius

Reroll for top Kek, bring radical Christan's with you.

So do it for Sup Forums

This

Rawl for Sup Forums